Posts Tagged ‘Mueller Report’
Thursday, May 9th, 2019
“Members of President Trump’s inner circle are frustrated that the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee subpoenaed Donald Trump Jr.,” according to CNN.
It’s over and done, so “case closed,”
Says McConnell, yet Burr has imposed
A subpoena on one
Of Trump’s sons. (NOT so done!)
Here’s hoping Don Jr. is hosed.
Tags: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Mitch McConnell, Mueller Report, Richard Burr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Case” Not So “Closed” (Limerick)
Sunday, May 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump: 2 years of my term were ‘stollen’”
The first half of Trump’s term has been “stollen,”
Complains Donald by tweet; he is all-in
On his claim of harassment.
His Twitter amassment
Of gripes shows the guy can’t stop bawlin’.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, Stollen
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Whiner-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, May 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Objects to Mueller Testifying Before Congress”
Donald Trump is beginning to panic
Over threats to a long reign, tyrannic:
What has roused Donald’s fear?
Mueller’s said he’ll appear
Before Congress. (Cue terror volcanic.)
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller
Posted in Campaign Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Testy Over Mueller Testimony (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 23rd, 2019
Have Republican consciences shrunk
To the point where the GOP’s sunk?
Donald’s Senator/flunkies
Scan Mueller like junkies
Who (strung out on Trump) deem it bunk.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republicans Scan Mueller Report … And Shrug (Limerick)
Monday, April 15th, 2019
Headline: “Mueller Report Coming on Thursday”
Though the “Mueller Report” soon’s a-coming,
Many Sharpies are busily humming
With redactions galore;
A “blackwash” full-bore!
Thanks to Barr, through a sham we’ll be thumbing.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Justice Dept, Mueller Report, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Bracing For Barr’s Mueller Report Whitewash (Limerick)
Sunday, April 14th, 2019
Dear Bill Barr, you have gone very far,
And your rep once was well above par.
But like most who have deigned
To join Trump, you’ve been stained;
Tainted, marred by a sycophant’s scar.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Justice Dept, Mueller Report, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To William Barr
Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019
New York Magazine Headline: “Trump Aides Fear He Is Overselling His ‘Exoneration’”
Trump lies, as he brags to our nation
That he’s gotten complete vindication
From the Mueller Report,
While some staffers exhort:
Don’t distort please, in worried frustration.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Exoneration, Mueller Report, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s “Complete And Total Exoneration” (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
I don’t care if it sounds like I’m chiding;
The principle’s clear, overriding:
We’ve a strong need-to-know
All that Mueller can show.
What are Donald and William Barr hiding?
Tags: Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Release The Damn Report! (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Eric Boehlert on Twitter: “the press is now doing postmortems on the Mueller Report, which they haven’t read.”
Dear press, do not do a postmortem
On the Mueller Report. Please abort ’em.
It’s unseen and unread,
So you can’t put to bed
Or assess it. Don’t write or report ’em.
Tags: Donald Trump, Journalism Humor, Mainstream Media, Media Humor, Mueller Report, Press, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Press Messes Up Yet Again (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Headline: “Schiff smacks back at Republicans calling for him to resign”
Chairman Schiff’s under heavy attack
By many a Trump-ally hack;
From the truth they all travel
To yell: Yield the gavel!
But they’re trumped by his data-filled whack.
Tags: Adam Schiff, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Cronies v. Schiff (Limerick)
