Posts Tagged ‘Mexican Wall’
Saturday, January 19th, 2019
Headline: “Trump says he will make a ‘major’ announcement on Saturday about the border and government shutdown”
Dear Trump, that announcement you’re teasing
Is only of int’rest and pleasing,
If the gov isn’t closed
And you say you’re disposed
To resign. Failing that, halt your wheezing!
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Wall, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Tease-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, January 17th, 2019
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Headline: “Trump denies Pelosi military aircraft for war zone trip”
Speaker Pelosi’s Limerick Response:
Rumor has it, dear Trump, you were scared
I’d be harmed. “Stop her trip!” you declared.
Using all of your might,
You cancelled my flight.
How sweet! I did NOT know you cared.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Wall, Military Flights, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Cancels Pelosi War Zone Trip … and the Speaker Responds (Limerick)
Saturday, January 12th, 2019
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Headline: “When Nancy Pelosi Says ‘No’”
When Pelosi says “no,” she means “NO!”
Trump will NOT get his wall-building dough.
Unlike Donald, she’ll walk
The walk and won’t balk.
Nancy’s toughness is true. Trump’s? Just SHOW!
Tags: Border Wall, Budget Bill, Cement Wall, Donald Trump, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on No Means No! (Limerick)
Friday, January 11th, 2019
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Trump’s attempting a blackmail-insurgency:
“I’ve the right to declare an emergency.
But I WON’T do it yet.
Right now it’s a threat!” …
Which proves that there’s really no urgency.
Tags: Blackmail, Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Immigrants, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Insurgency, Mexican Border, Mexican Wall, Mexico, National Emergency, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s Just-Pretend Emergency (Limerick)
Friday, January 11th, 2019
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The self-described deal-maker fails
To close deals. Donald’s thwarted? He bails.
Nancy ties him in knots,
And whenever he spots
Her he’ll plotz, as his orange skin pales.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Border Wall, Budget Deal, Cement Wall, Deal Maker, Deal Making, Deals, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Border, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown, Steel Wall
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Mexico Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our So-Called Deal-Maker
Friday, December 21st, 2018
The odds of a shutdown are growing,
And the BS-packed blame-game is flowing.
Blame Pelosi, they blare.
Schumer! Durbin! I swear,
Those Republican noses are growing.
Tags: Border Wall, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, January 18th, 2018
Trump is mad at John Kelly. Here’s why:
Re the Donald’s campaign, he let fly
Quite a wall-vow affront;
It’s surprisingly blunt.
“Uninformed,” though, sounds better than “lie.”
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, John Kelly, Mexican Wall, Mexico Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Kelly (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017
Trump claims that he never drinks alcohol. But proposing to spend one billion dollars on 62 miles of wall is surely proof he’s plastered:
This ludicrous price won’t draw smiles:
One billion for sixty-two miles
Of Trump’s Mexican wall?
Yes that’s dollars! Stand tall:
Not one dime for his worthless shit piles.
Tags: Border Wall, Budget Limerick, Donald Trump, Federal Budget, Mexican Wall, Mexico Humor, WALL
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Is Trump Plastered?