Posts Tagged ‘Mainstream Media’
Saturday, September 7th, 2024
This New Republic column inspired my latest limerick: “How the Media Sanitizes Trump’s Insanity”
Dear Political Press, please take note:
Stop reframing Trump’s rants; use a quote!
No more rend’ring coherent
His spewings aberrant;
Cease helping him skew how folks vote!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Mainstream Media, Media, Media Bias, Media Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on The Media’s Mistake (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 11th, 2019
New York Times Headline: “Elizabeth Warren Has Lots of Plans. Together, They Would Remake the Economy.”
Some regard Warren’s planning with boredom.
Others cheer her. Some say: “Can’t afford ’em!”
Hill had detailed plans too
But, alas, few folks knew
Cuz the media mostly ignored ’em.
Tags: Election 2016, Election 2020, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Mainstream Media, Media, Plans, Press, Press Bias
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Media Satire, Political Limericks | Comments Off on Press Coverage Matters (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Eric Boehlert on Twitter: “the press is now doing postmortems on the Mueller Report, which they haven’t read.”
Dear press, do not do a postmortem
On the Mueller Report. Please abort ’em.
It’s unseen and unread,
So you can’t put to bed
Or assess it. Don’t write or report ’em.
Tags: Donald Trump, Journalism Humor, Mainstream Media, Media Humor, Mueller Report, Press, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Press Messes Up Yet Again (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 28th, 2018
Trump’s latest conspiracy theory
(And they all make me terribly weary)
Is that Google is biased;
Bad press appears highest!
Poor Trump — fact-based news makes him teary.
Tags: Donald Trump, Facts, Google, Journalism, Mainstream Media, Press
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief Strikes Again (Limerick)
Thursday, August 9th, 2018
Headline: “Media boost security as Trump ramps up ‘enemy’ rhetoric”
When the media covers Trump rallies,
It’s as risky as ent’ring dark allies.
Donald’s shown us his cards,
So the press now needs guards
Due to menacing crowds and threat tallies.
Tags: Donald Trump, Enemy Of The People, Mainstream Media, Media, Media Bashing, Trump Rallies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Puts Press At Risk (Limerick)
Saturday, June 16th, 2018
Headline: “Trump grumbles that North Korea deal not earning wide praise”
My deals are the best! They’re top drawer!
I’ve saved millions from nuclear war.
So where is my credit?
Fake News of course shred it.
I’ll sue till they tell me, “J’adore!”
Tags: Deals, Donald Trump, Fake News, Kim Jong Un, Mainstream Media, Media Bashing, North Korea, Nuclear War
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, North Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on If Only Trump Could Write Limericks…
Wednesday, April 4th, 2018
Headline: “Sinclair producer in Nebraska resigns to protest ‘obvious bias'”
The Trump-loving owner Sinclair
Mandates talking points over the air;
Outlets MUST yell “Fake News”
To dupe and confuse.
The target’s all media that’s fair.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mainstream Media, Media Bias, Media Humor, Sinclair
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Sinclair’s Scheme (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 28th, 2012
Dear Members Of The Media:
When a Republican refuses to consider any tax rate hike whatsoever … even for millionaires and billionaires … that’s an extremist position. So it would be nice if you’d stop acting as if the few Republicans claiming sudden independence from Grover Norquist’s tax pledge are moderates, when they’re still refusing to consider any rate hikes.
To put it another way, a slight compromise in one’s extremism is still extremism:
The way the whole “fiscal cliff” thing (itself a contrivance based on the Republican view that expiration of the Bush tax cuts and imposition of defense spending cuts would be an apocalyptic development) is being discussed in the MSM is a depressing vindication of the huge strategic advantages of partisan extremism. If you are crazy enough for a while, then agreeing to be slightly less crazy looks statesmanlike.
Open Limerick To The Mainstream Media
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The press is again just a dupe
In the make-believe compromise loop:
A mere marginal move
By extremists can’t prove
That they’re aught but a lunatic group.
Tags: Bush Tax Cut Extension, Defense Spending, Extremists Satire, Fiscal Cliff, Fiscal Crisis, Fiscal Humor, Grover Norquist, Mainstream Media, Media Humor, Partisan Extremism, Republicans Humor, Tax Pledge, Tax Rate Hikes, Taxes
Posted in Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Legislation Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | 3 Comments »