Posts Tagged ‘Lindsey Graham’
Thursday, March 24th, 2022
The Republicans’ racist attacks
On Brown Jackson ignored all the facts.
And their dog whistle smears
Even pissed off some peers:
Sasse assessment? “Jackassery” acts.
Tags: Ben Sasse, Josh Hawley, Judiciary Limerick, Judiciary Satire, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Lindsey Graham, Racism, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, Ted Cruz, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Ted Cruz | Comments Off on Jackasses Attack Jackson (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2020
“Toobin: McConnell engaging in ‘greatest act of hypocrisy in American political history’ with Ginsburg replacement vote”
I despise all the brazen hypocrisy
From Republican pols. Seems democracy
Has been callously cast
Aside. I’m aghast
At their theo-and-corpora-tocracy.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Republican Hypocrisy, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, October 9th, 2018
The GOP’s whining. They’re mad!
What a “sore winner” streak they have had!
They’re “the victims,” they wail
With an “angry mob” tale.
We were “mean” to their dissolute cad!
Tags: Angry Mobs, Brett Kavanaugh, Fake Victimization, Judiciary Satire, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Feigning Victimization (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018
With Apologies To Bob Dylan:
How many lies can a candidate tell
Before you call him a sham?
How many times must Brett K lose control
Before Lindsey Graham tells him, “Scram!”?
Yes,’n’ how many beers must a nominee drink
Before he blacks out an assault?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Blowin' In The Wind, Bob Dylan, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Lindsey Graham, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Supreme Court, Wasted
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Song Parodies, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on How Many Lies? (Song Parody Lyrics)
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015
Dear Lindsey, I’ll wistfully miss you
And the bliss that I sensed when I’d diss you.
Those debates, undercard,
Without you shall be marred.
For this scarring abyss I must hiss you.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Lindsey Graham
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Farewell Limerick For Lindsey Graham
Thursday, July 30th, 2015
What Can They Be Thinking? (2-Verse Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Gilmore’s entered the race. What a snore!
(Does the GOP really need MORE?)
Sixteen guys and one gal–
Most with no rationale
For believing they’ll get to the fore.
Just what keeps them all willing to stump,
As their poll numbers tumble and slump?
While they stand at the brink,
I suppose most pols think:
“I must surely be better than Trump!”
Tags: Ben Carson, Bobby Jindal, Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Humor, George Pataki, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Jim Gilmore, John Kasich, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Mike Huckabee, Rand Paul, Republicans Humor, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Scott Walker, Ted Cruz
Posted in Bobby Jindal, Campaign Humor, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Mike Huckabee, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Scott Walker, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on What Can They Be Thinking? (2-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, July 21st, 2015
Not that I’m a fan of Sen. Lindsey Graham, but Trump’s giving Graham’s private cell phone number out to the public is disgusting! I wish someone would do the same with Trump’s number, giving him a taste of his own caddish medicine.
And please don’t tell me two wrongs don’t make a right. Donald Trump deserves that and much more … including this limerick:
Lindsey Graham must buy a new cell;
He’s been doxed into mean-caller hell
By the Donald, who thinks
All opponents are finks,
Deserving a Trump “diss and tell.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Cell Phones, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Invasion of Privacy, Lindsey Graham, Privacy Humor, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Privacy Humor, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Too Bad The Donald Can’t Be Docked For Doxing (Limerick)
Friday, June 19th, 2015
Conservatives Race To Alter Race-Crime Reality
By Madeleine Begun Kane
When a racist whose head’s out of whack
Kills nine churchgoers just cuz they’re black,
Wingnuts lay it on thick
With a claim that’s just sick:
“Christian freedom is under attack.”
Right-wing culprits in this outrageous distortion of the Charleston church massacre include Rick Santorum, Jeb Bush, Lindsey Graham, and sundry Fox News hosts.
Tags: Charleston Church Massacre, Christianity, Dylann Roof, Fox News, Hate Crimes, Lindsey Graham, Religion Humor, Rick Santorum
Posted in Crime, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Lindsey Graham, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum, South Carolina Humor | Comments Off on Conservatives Race To Alter Race-Crime Reality (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 25th, 2015
You’re just not gonna believe who’s to blame for GOP inaction on climate change.
According to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), it’s Al Gore’s fault.
Here’s Graham: “the problem is Al Gore’s turned this thing into religion. You know, climate change is not a religious problem for me, it’s an economic, it is an environmental problem.”
Open Limerick To Lindsey Graham
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Lindsey, you’re loony — full-bore;
Only nuts would lay blame on Al Gore
For the GOP’s ’tude
About climate change, dude.
Who’s at fault? It’s your Dem-hating corps.
Tags: Climate Change, Global Warming, Lindsey Graham
Posted in Campaign Humor, Climate Change, Global Warming, GOP Humor, Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Lindsey Graham
Wednesday, March 11th, 2015
Senator Lindsey Graham actually bragged that he never uses email because he’s too busy thinking through problems.
Open Limerick to Lindsey Graham
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If you never use email, that’s great,
Lindsey Graham, but please don’t conflate
It with being a thinker.
You’re naught but an inker,
Sticking staff with the crap on your plate.
Tags: Email Humor, Lindsey Graham, Technology
Posted in Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Technology Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick to Lindsey Graham
Thursday, March 13th, 2014
Some of the USA’s most ardent defenders of our ever-growing surveillance state (Lindsey Graham, Diane Feinstein, John McCain) are suddenly up in arms about domestic spying. Why? Cuz this time it’s PERSONAL!
For instance:
In response to accusations that the Central Intelligence Agency has snooped on Senate computers, Graham went bonkers, telling reporters on Tuesday that “Heads should roll, people should go to jail if it’s true.”
I Spy Hypocrisy (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Though Senators failed to condemn
Our rampant surveillance, or stem
All the government spying,
They’re suddenly crying,
Cuz the CIA’s spying on the THEM!
Tags: CIA, Diane Feinstein, Domestic Spying, Hypocrisy, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Senate Satire, Surveillance
Posted in CIA Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Senate Satire | 2 Comments »
Thursday, November 29th, 2012
Republican Senators John McCain, Lindsey Graham and Kelly Ayotte have a seemingly irrational vendetta against U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice, centering on Benghazi. What explains it? Well, Rachel Maddow has a fascinating theory, which Mark Karlin buys, as do I.
Here’s how the theory works:
1) Republicans are lusting after John Kerry’s Senate seat, eying it for soon-to-be ex-Senator Scott Brown.
2) Kerry and Rice are the only contenders for Secretary of State.
3) If Kerry gets State, he has to give up his seat, and Brown has a good shot at winning a special election to replace him.
4) Rice is standing in Kerry’s way, so she must be eliminated by the McCain/Graham/Ayotte trio.
In other words:
Rice Madness (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If Obama gives State to John Kerry
The GOP’s bound to be merry:
Scott Brown can then run
For John’s seat. Oh what fun!
This explains why they’ll Susan Rice bury.
Tags: Barack Obama, Benghazi, John McCain, Kelly Ayotte, Lindsey Graham, State Department, Susan Rice, United Nations
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 6 Comments »
