Get over the heinous attack
On the Capitol? Sorry, you’re wack!
If that’s your advice;
That the Dems should play nice
And forget it, then you don’t know jack!
Posts Tagged ‘Joe Biden’
Dear Republicans (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021Roiled By A Rolex? (Limerick)
Sunday, January 24th, 2021Oh the horror! Joe owns something nice:
It’s a Rolex. And this is a vice???
Seems a Dem who’s adorned
With a Rolex is scorned.
But Republicans? Need you ask twice?
The Letter Trump Left For Biden (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021I can’t divulge my sources, but I managed to get hold of the letter Trump left for Biden:
Dear Joe, they insist that I write you.
But in truth, I would much rather fight you.
So I’ll leave you with this:
May you NEVER know bliss.
I can’t wait till some cronies indict you.
Biden Cabinet Delays (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021Where Biden’s Cabinet Stands: “President Joe Biden took office on January 20 without key members of his Cabinet in place after the Senate moved more slowly to schedule confirmation hearings for his nominees than it had for previous presidents.”
GOPers are shocked and appalled.
They’re embittered and terribly galled:
How DARE Joe embrace
Dem goals! A disgrace!
Let’s ensure that his Cab’net is stalled.
Non-Existent Trump Vaccine Distribution Plan (Limerick)
Thursday, January 21st, 2021Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Limerick Duo, Celebrating Trump’s Departure and Biden’s Inauguration
Tuesday, January 19th, 2021Dear Donald, good riddance, buh-bye!
I cheer your departure. Here’s why:
You’re a liar and thief.
You’ve caused death, mayhem, grief,
And you’ve left our great nation awry.
Dear Joe Biden, the challenge you’re facing
Is immense, cuz the man you’re replacing
Has done infinite harm,
But we’re betting the farm
On YOU to erase the debasing.
GOP Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Thursday, December 17th, 2020“Republicans suddenly discover they don’t like naughty words”
O! M! G! Biden’s aide used a word
That is naughty! What outrage it’s stirred
In the horde that ignored
All the curses Trump roared.
They’re a vile, hypocritical herd.
Mitch Finally Admits Biden Won (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 16th, 2020Mitch McConnell should show some contrition
For his way overdue recognition
That the winner is Joe;
This delay helped Trump sow
Mass suspicion and threats of sedition.
Whiner-In-Chief Still Whining (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 15th, 2020Says Donald, they’re all out to get me;
RINO judges and staffers won’t let me
Overturn and undo
Biden’s “win.” I should sue
The whole crew cuz they failed to abet me.
Biden Elected Yet Again (Limerick)
Monday, December 14th, 2020The Electoral College has met.
Biden’s won yet again, but I’ll bet
That Trump and his cronies
(Those liars and phonies)
Won’t let up, though their threat is all wet.
Time’s Up! (Limerick)
Saturday, December 12th, 2020Dear Donald, enough with your moaning
And bitching and whining and groaning!
Your lies about wins
Lead a long list of sins.
My suggestion: Some prison atoning.
Denying The Undeniable (Limerick)
Friday, December 11th, 2020I despise all the “Biden Deniers;”
Those sniveling cowards and liars,
Who follow, unthinking,
Trump’s lead without blinking.
It’s high time that the Trump Cult retires.
Swindler-In-Chief (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 9th, 2020It’s over; Trump knows that he lost,
But he’ll keep filing suits that are tossed,
Cuz as long as his base
Thinks he still has a case,
They will fund him, whatever the cost.
Limerick Ode To Our Liar-In-Chief
Monday, December 7th, 2020Headline: “Trump Claims He’d Be Gracious, If He Lost”
Our pugnacious prez claims he’d be “gracious”
If he lost. (His lie-library’s spacious.)
Donald did in fact lose,
But his goal’s to confuse,
Bilk, and bully — that’s “Trump the Mendacious.”
Delicate-Flower-In-Chief (Limerick)
Monday, November 30th, 2020Poor Donald’s a delicate flower;
The mere thought of his loss makes him glower.
So he lies and brings suits;
Claims they’re all in cahoots
To prevent him from staying in power.
The Boy Who Cried Fraud (Limerick)
Monday, November 30th, 2020Though it’s nearly a month since Joe won,
The Donald continues to shun
The fact that he lost;
He wants Biden-votes tossed,
And cries “FRAUD!” What’s his proof? Trump has none.
If Joe Biden Could Write Limericks
Sunday, November 29th, 2020Dear Donald, great thanks for the gain
I just got in Milwaukee and Dane.
You spent three million bucks
For a recount and, shucks…
Now I’m winning by more. Worth the pain?
Yay, Michigan! (Limerick)
Monday, November 23rd, 2020Headline: “Michigan certifies Biden victory in another blow to Trump”
Donald’s Michigan thievery’s failed;
His electoral heist scheme curtailed.
Joe’s electors are IN;
A democracy WIN!
How refreshing that justice prevailed.
Our Vendetta-In-Chief (Limerick)
Monday, November 23rd, 2020Headline: “Vindictive Trump Seeks To Undermine Biden”
The Donald’s vindictive and mean,
So he’s venting his voting-loss spleen
And punishing Joe
And the nation. The woe
Trump’s inflicting is foul and obscene.
Our Brazen Almost-Ex-President (Limerick)
Thursday, November 19th, 2020The Donald keeps getting more brazen
With the voter fraud nonsense he’s raisin’.
Trump lies and conspires,
Throws bombs and sets fires,
As he blocks the Prez Joe Biden phase-in.
