Posts Tagged ‘Jack Smith’
Friday, August 11th, 2023
Headlines like this drive me nuts: “Is It Possible Trump Will Strike a Plea Deal to Avoid Prison?”
A plea deal for Trump? That’s just mad!
Speculation like that’s simply sad.
Any pact he might make,
He would instantly break!
Trump’s a slippery snake of a cad.
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on A Plea Deal For Donald? Don’t Even Think About It! (Limerick)
Monday, August 7th, 2023
“Trump’s defense needs more time!” That’s the plea
From John Lauro, last week in DC.
But the judge should be tough,
Cuz oddly enough
John had time for “full Ginsburg” TV.
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, John Lauro, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Whining For Time (Limerick)
Friday, August 4th, 2023
Though Donald’s the lowest of low,
His infamy slide’s been too slow.
But the courts are all humming,
And justice is coming;
Trump’s finally battling a pro.
Tags: : Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Smith v. Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023
Another indictment’s been filed,
And Donald’s both anxious and riled
And undoubtedly frightened.
The vise has been tightened,
And law shall prevail! (“Will be wild!”)
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Donald Trump’s Finally Trumped (Limerick)
Friday, July 28th, 2023
Security footage begone!
Ordered Trump, like a mafia don.
Said a tech in IT:
I can’t do it. Not me!
And so Trump is a soon-to-be con.
Tags: Classified Documents, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Mar-a-Lago, Republicans Humor, Security Footage, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Delete The Server” Woes (Limerick)
Thursday, June 15th, 2023
The Donald has many a flaw;
For instance, contempt for the law.
Then there’s meanness and greed
And his self-centered creed.
Plus he lies with each flap of his jaw.
So our household is filled with excitement
Over Donald Trump’s fed’ral indictment.
He at last just might pay
For his crimes. Till that day,
I shall savor my dream with delightment.
Tags: Donald Trump, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Law Satire, Prison Humor, Prison Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Riot
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Hope, At Last? (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, June 10th, 2023
Trump’s fed’ral indictment’s a beaut,
Packed with facts very hard to dispute.
He may fin’ly be nailed
And at long last be jailed!
(In the meantime, he’ll raise tons of loot.)
Tags: Classified Documents, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Republicans Humor, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Money & Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump’s Federal Indictment
Sunday, November 20th, 2022
Since a Trump Special Counsel’s been named
By Garland, the AG’s been blamed
For political smears,
While Trump and his peers
Keep claiming he’s framed and defamed.
Trump insists that he will not “partake”
In the probe, for that treacherous snake
Thinks it makes him sound tough,
As he struggles to slough
Off his fears. Yes, he knows what’s at stake.
Tags: AG Garland, Garland, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Political Humor, Political Limericks, Special Counsel, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on 2-Verse Limerick Ode To Donald “Won’t Partake” Trump
Friday, November 18th, 2022
Dear Donald:
Congrats on your 2nd very personal Special Counsel.
What a shame that THIS TIME, you don’t have an AG willing and eager to lie about his report.
Tags: Attorney General, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jack Smith, Mar-a-Lago, Special Counsel, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, Justice Department, Trump | Comments Off on Open Letter To Donald Trump
