Headline: “House GOP votes to censure Schiff over role in Trump investigations”
Adam Schiff has been censured? So what!
It’s hardly a kick in the gut
To be savaged by asses
Who lie to the masses
To placate a traitorous nut!
Posts Tagged ‘Impeachment’
Limerick Ode To Adam Schiff
Thursday, June 22nd, 2023Marjorie Greene v. Lin Wood (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 12th, 2021Headline: “QAnon Stars Lin Wood and Marjorie Taylor Greene Battle in EPIC FEUD After Wood Calls Greene a Commie for the Most Insane Reason”
I’m amused by the Greene v. Wood feud:
Crazy gal versus lunatic dude!
“Impeach Biden,” she said,
Which made Lin Wood see red:
That implies “that he won,” mad Wood booed.
What Will It Take For Pence To Stop Repeating Trump’s Lies? (Limerick)
Thursday, March 4th, 2021My latest limerick was inspired by a recent Mike Pence op-ed in The Daily Signal. Here’s how he begins: “After an election marked by significant voting irregularities and numerous instances of officials setting aside state election law, I share the concerns of millions of Americans about the integrity of the 2020 election.”
Dear Mike Pence, I am forced to surmise
That you haven’t stopped backing Trump’s lies.
He endangered your life!
Yet your statements are rife
With Trump myths. That’s bizarre and unwise.
Obsequious Republicans (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021GOPers are weary and sick
Of defending that scurrilous Dick.
Yet they’re loath to abort
Their debased Trump support.
Are they cowards, or frauds? Take your pick!
Two-Faced Mitch (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021Mitch is trying to have it both ways:
First he joins in the “Don’t Convict!” nays.
Then he spouts a critique
Of Trump’s actions, with pique.
For hypocrisy (rank!) he wants praise?
In Acquitting Trump, GOP Senators Acquit Themselves Poorly (Limerick)
Sunday, February 14th, 2021Trump’s acquittal by GOP wimps
Gave us more than a generous glimpse
At pols who enrolled
In the “Trump Cult” and sold
Off their souls; fawning wretches and simps!
Yet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”
Thursday, February 11th, 2021With Trump finally out of office, I thought I was done writing “If Trump Could Write Limericks.” But apparently not.
So my crowd got a bit out of hand?
No big deal! I would never command
Them to kill, even maim,
And my language was tame.
This impeachment hoax ought to be banned!
Them’s Fightin’ Words! (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 9th, 2021Headline: “Trump’s impeachment lawyers argue he only wanted supporters to ‘fight’ in ‘the figurative sense'”
Trump repeatedly told his mob “Fight!”
But he claims that he never meant “Smite!”
Funny thing though: his crowd
(MAGA-Cultish and Proud)
Clearly knew how to earn Trump’s delight.
Trump’s Case, In Brief (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021Trump denies he incited a coup;
Says his voter fraud claims are all true;
And rejects any blame.
But the rioters claim:
“We did JUST what Trump told us to do.”
Trump On The Defense? (Limerick)
Sunday, January 31st, 2021From CNN: “Former President Donald Trump’s five impeachment defense attorneys have left a little more than a week before his trial is set to begin…”
“Mass election fraud — that’s my defense,”
Insisted the Donald, intense.
So his lawyers all quit:
“We’re not selling that shit!”
Donald’s lie ain’t just “big.” It’s immense!
Enough “25th” and “Impeachment” Talk; It’s Time For Action! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021Trump’s to blame for the Cap’tol attack;
He incited his mutinous claque,
And still shows no remorse.
His sedition, perforce,
Deserves more than mere bluster and yack!
Vindictive Trump Falsely Claims Vindication (Limerick)
Sunday, February 9th, 2020Headline: “With Vindman’s dismissal, Trump gets especially vindictive”
Donald’s Enemies List? Ever-growing!
His vindictiveness streak is mind-blowing.
Will he fin’ly get HIS?
It’s a “life ain’t fair” biz,
So I fear he won’t reap what he’s sowing.
The Self-Deluded Susan Collins (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 5th, 2020Headline: “No, Susan Collins, Trump is never going to learn”
Susan Collins appears unconcerned
About Donald. She claims he has “learned”
A “big lesson;” will act
Now “more cautious.” That’s wacked!
Facts and truth? Thought and reason? All spurned!
Devilish Deal (Limerick)
Saturday, February 1st, 2020Trump’s impeachment’s erased any doubt
That the GOP’s ceded its clout
And sold off its soul
To that scurrilous troll
In the Oval; it’s owned by that lout.
Senators Quiet and Unplugged (Not a Gag!)
Sunday, January 19th, 2020Headline: “No escape: Senators to be quiet, unplugged for Trump trial”
Juror-Senators told to be quiet?
Might as well be commanded to diet.
Keeping mum ain’t their thing.
Self-restraint’s bound to sting.
(So will jail should they opt to defy it.)
Nancy v. Mitch (and Trump) — Limerick
Wednesday, January 15th, 2020“New documents show why the president has been trying to hide evidence from Congress.”
New proof’s in the public domain,
Which may prove to be Donald Trump’s bane.
So though Nancy’s demand
Was not met, those who’ve panned
Her may rue this large evidence gain.
GOP Blockheads Block Witness Demands (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 7th, 2020Hill Headline: “McConnell has the votes to block Democrats’ witness demands in Trump impeachment trial”
Donald Trump’s taken actions illicit,
But Republicans scoff and dismiss it
As perfectly fine
While they toe Mitch’s line…
And that makes them corruptly complicit.
More Yowls From Our Whiner-In-Chief (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 17th, 2019Trump Tweet: “It’s not fair that I’m being Impeached when I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong! The Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats have become the Party of Hate. They are so bad for our Country!”
“It’s not fair that I’m being impeached,”
The self-pitying Donald tweet-screeched.
He’s a wallowing fraud,
But base followers laud
Ev’ry breach and each nadir he’s reached.
Donald’s Defenders (Limerick)
Thursday, December 12th, 2019Headline: “House Republicans’ Trump impeachment strategy is simple: Distract, deceive and yell”
Distract and deceive and keep yelling;
That’s the GOP’s method of selling
The Donald’s “defense.”
His guilt is immense…
But on facts his defenders ain’t dwelling.
Now, Back To Impeachment (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 29th, 2019Al-Baghdadi is dead, and that’s great;
Good riddance to him — no debate!
But there’s still no erasing
The Donald’s debasing
His office. Trump MUST meet his fate.
