Posts Tagged ‘Immigration’
Friday, February 14th, 2025
Mayor Eric Adams has made a deal with Donald “The Devil” Trump: In return for Trump’s making Adams’ pesky indictment go away, Adams will violate NY law by cooperating with Trump’s immigration (and perhaps other) policies. To make matters even worse, Trump has ensured Adams’ cooperation by making the indictment’s dismissal “without prejudice.” In other words, if Adams stops cooperating, Trump can get the indictment reinstated.
Fortunately, Governor Kathy Hochul has the legal power to remove Mayor Adams from office. But so far, she’s still weighing her decision. My limerick urges her to do the right thing and fire Mayor Adams right away.
Mayor Adams is now owned by Trump.
He’s been bought, so when Trump tells him “Jump,”
Adams asks him “How high?”
And so I must ask “Why
Doesn’t Hochul give Adams the dump?”
Tags: Crime Limericks, Donald Trump, Eric Adams, Immigration, Indictment Humor, Kathy Hochul, Legal Limericks, New York City, New York State, Republicans Humor, Sanctuary Cities
Posted in Crime, Immigration Reform, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, New York Governors, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks | No Comments »
Tuesday, December 31st, 2024
“Tell me Sir, what’s your best resolution?”
Getting vengeance with each prosecution!
Also closing the borders,
Undoing Joe’s orders,
And trashing the damn Constitution!
Then there’s placing high tariffs galore
To give nations a giant what-for,
Getting rid of non-whites
And that dumb Bill of Rights,
Plus I’ll dump X-man Musk. What a bore!
Tags: Biden, Borders, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Immigration, Prosecutions, Republicans Humor, Revenge Humor, Tariffs, Trump, Trump Resolutions, Trump Retribution, Trump Revenge Tour, Wall Street
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Saturday, September 21st, 2024
“In Ohio, they’re eating the cats!
They are eating the pets,” yell the rats,
Known as Donald and Vance,
Harming Haitians with rants;
Racist lies told by cads in red hats.
When informed it’s not true, they both sneer
And continue repeating their smear,
Cuz they really don’t care
If there’s pet-eating there.
Told to cease and desist, they just jeer.
“You’re endangering innocent folk,”
They’re advised, but to Trump that’s a joke;
Donald’s fans gets their highs
From enjoying Trump’s lies.
Give up lying? No, THAT would be “WOKE!”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Eating Pets, Election Humor, Election Satire, Haitians, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Immigration Reform, JD Vance, Ohio, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Immigration Reform, JD Vance, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Trump | Comments Off on Trump & Vance v. The Haitians (3-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, April 9th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Says the U.S. Is ‘Full.’ Much of the Nation Has the Opposite Problem.”
Says the Donald, the U.S. is “full!”
As always, Trump’s trying to pull
A fast one, to stir
Up his base and deter
Immigration — Trump’s typical bull.
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Homeland Security, Immigration
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fiendish, Foolish, Fullness Ploy (Limerick)
Monday, April 8th, 2019
Donald’s infamous Child-Caging Queen
Has been fired by Trump. Some might glean
That the caging is why
She’s been dumped, but (oh, my!)
Seems the Sec’s insufficiently mean.
Tags: Homeland Security, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Kirstjen Nielsen
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Kirstjen Nielsen, Buh-Bye! (Limerick)
Friday, January 11th, 2019
Audio Player
Trump’s attempting a blackmail-insurgency:
“I’ve the right to declare an emergency.
But I WON’T do it yet.
Right now it’s a threat!” …
Which proves that there’s really no urgency.
Tags: Blackmail, Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Immigrants, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Insurgency, Mexican Border, Mexican Wall, Mexico, National Emergency, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s Just-Pretend Emergency (Limerick)
Saturday, December 15th, 2018
Headline: “DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Blames Migrant Girl’s Death in Border Patrol Custody on Her Family”
Kirstjen Nielsen is callous and mean;
Her response to this death was obscene.
A young migrant girl dies?
Human decency’s wise!
But on blaming the parents, she’s keen.
Tags: Homeland Security, Immigration, Kirstjen Nielsen
Posted in Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Callous Kirstjen Nielsen (Limerick)
Friday, June 15th, 2018
Headline: “Sessions cites Bible to defend immigration policies resulting in family separations”
Donald’s immigrant policy’s rough.
“Tent cities” for kids? Worse than tough!
Then there’s Sessions, who claims
Holy verse backs his aims.
When will God-fearing folks say “Enough!”?
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Tent Cities
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Child Abuse Backed By The Bible? (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 7th, 2017
When HUD Secretary Ben Carson was criticized for conflating slaves and immigrants, he complained that his words had been misconstrued. Unfortunately, however, Carson has a long history of referring to slaves as immigrants. So he’s earned himself this limerick:
Slaves forcibly shipped to our nation
(Per Ben Carson’s REPEATED conflation)
Were immigrants. Wow!
Offensive? And how!
Has his brain suffered O2 privation?
Tags: Ben Carson, Immigrants, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Slavery, Slaves
Posted in Ben Carson, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Ben Carson’s No Slave To Accuracy (Limerick)
Friday, December 19th, 2014
Better Late Than Never! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Immigration and Cuba, oh my!
Net neutrality, China, oh why
Did Obama delay
His assertive display?
Welcome boldness! To meekness, goodbye!
Tags: China, Cuba, Immigration, Net Neutrality, Obama
Posted in Barack Obama, China Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on Better Late Than Never! (Limerick)
