Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Haters’
Tuesday, November 20th, 2018
Headline: Trump Dismisses Ivanka Email Story as ‘Fake News’
Remember Trump’s dominant theme?
“Lock her up!” — a Republican meme.
Where are similar rants
Re Ivanka? Those chants;
Could it be they were only a dream?
Tags: Donald Trump, Email Scandal, GOP Hypocrisy, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Ivanka Trump, White House Email
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another Episode of “Rules Only Apply To Democrats” (Limerick)
Saturday, October 28th, 2017
Hill colluded with Russia? Explain
How that makes any sense, cuz my brain
Can not fathom collusion
To cause a profusion
Of harm to her own prez campaign.
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Russia Collusion
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Non-Case For Hillary’s Collusion (Limerick)
Thursday, September 14th, 2017
You don’t wish to read Hillary’s book?
That’s just fine, but don’t ask us to brook
All your bitching and moaning,
Begrudging and groaning;
It is YOU who gave US Trump the Crook!
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on What Happened? I’ll Tell You What Happened! (Limerick)
Saturday, December 3rd, 2016
Lately I’ve been seeing posts by “Bernie or Buster” Jill Stein supporters whining about the horror that is Donald Trump.
Seems to me they should have thought of that just a wee bit sooner.
Dear “Bernie or Busters” don’t whine
About Trump and the fact he’s a swine.
Your bitching should halt,
Cuz Trump’s win is YOUR FAULT!
Hope your “conscience” is happy with Stein.
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Green Party, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Jill Stein
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, June 15th, 2016
It seems possible that Bernie won’t endorse Hillary. Or that he’ll delay his endorsement for so long, that it loses much of its effectiveness. And that makes me wonder how valuable a timely Sanders endorsement really is. And how damaging his non-endorsement might be.
From what I can gather, Bernie supporters fall into three broad categories:
1: Those who’ve said all along that they will vote for whoever gets the Democratic nomination.
2: Those who’ve come to realize that (however they may feel about Hillary) Trump is a dangerous threat to our nation and must be stopped.
3: Bernie Or Busters who are so anti-Hillary, that they turned against Elizabeth Warren, the second she endorsed her.
So, would a reasonably prompt Bernie endorsement have any value beyond the symbolic? That very question inspired this limerick:
An endorsement from Bernie’d be great,
Though I’d ask if it truly has weight;
Donald must be shellacked!
You don’t see this? You’re whacked!
And your Bern love could soon turn to hate.
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Serious Question (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 17th, 2016
You’re a Bernie supporter? That’s fine.
You’re a “Bernie or Buster?” Go whine
And spread lies on some page
That’s more friendly. Vent rage
Against Hill somewhere else. Not on mine!
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another Open Limerick To Hillary-Haters
Friday, April 29th, 2016
I can’t help wondering whether Bernie’s bound to lose his halo:
There are Dems who think Hill fans are dumb.
Seems she’s “evil” and “venal,” to some.
Here’s my question: When Bern
Does back Hill, will they spurn
“Sainted Bern” and demote him to scum?
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, April 26th, 2016
The Bernie or Bust meme’s akin
To ensuring a GOP win.
So who is the shill
For vows to spurn Hill?
Karl Rove… or duped Dems drunk on spin?
*****
I’m for Hill, you’ve sussed.
Vote for Bernie, if you must.
Nix “Bernie or Bust.”
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Hillary-Haters
Wednesday, March 30th, 2016
If Bernie beats Hillary, fine;
I’ll support him and nary a whine
Will I utter or write.
But right now I shall fight.
As for efforts to silence me, “Nein!”
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Democratic Primary, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Personal, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, January 30th, 2016
I’m so sick of the news stories meant
To defame Mrs. Clinton with bent,
Sleazy headlines and lies
Told to make you surmise
That her emails were “secret” when sent.
Tags: Bias Humor, Campaign Satire, Classified Email, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Media Bias, Media Humor, Press Lies, Private Server, Sleazy Media
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | 3 Comments »
Saturday, October 24th, 2015
That GOP slug-fest of jeering
Was a stamina-trial of a hearing,
For the GOP goal
Was to rattle and roll
HRC. But instead? Pro-Hill cheering.
And for those thinking Clinton’s too old
To be prez, they need only behold
The results of that test
Of endurance — she’d best
Hill’ry’s juniors — Olympian gold!
Tags: Benghazi, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, House Republicans, Republicans Humor, Trey Gowdy
Posted in GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, House Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Yet Another Benghazi Hearing Limerick (2-Verse)
Friday, October 23rd, 2015
The Hillary haters are sad.
They were praying that Hill would do bad
At hearings designed
To put Hill in a bind
And malign, wear her down, drive her mad.
But Hillary won in a rout.
Trey Gowdy and co left no doubt
That her rep they must shatter.
To them, facts don’t matter
In their shamef’ly political bout.
Tags: Benghazi, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, House Republicans, Republicans Humor, Trey Gowdy
Posted in GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, House Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 2 Comments »