Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’
Thursday, October 20th, 2016
Donald lost the debate rather “bigly.”
The jig’s up, Mr. “Bigwig.” Your prigly
And pigly deportment
And oddball assortment
Of views “rigged the deal” … and I’m giggly.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Tuesday, October 18th, 2016
It’s all “rigged,” Donald’s loudly contended;
Childish whining, before the game’s ended.
What’s his proof? Trump has none!
He’s undone his own run
Through behavior that can’t be defended.
But to Donald, he’s never to blame;
Not his lies, nor his predator fame
Could ever account
For the polls, as they mount
Against Trump and his Alt-Rightist game.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Rigged Elections, Sore Losers
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Wednesday, October 12th, 2016
Does anyone remember Donald Trump being shackled? Me neither.
And yet here’s Trump on Twitter: “It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.”
It’s time for a two-verse limerick. (5 Lines just aren’t enough.)
Now that Trump’s been “unshackled,” beware:
Donald’s free to be mean as a bear.
Trump the “gentleman’s” done.
Trump the tough guy’s begun;
That’s his threat in an effort to scare.
But this taunt leaves me rather amused,
Because Donald has constantly oozed
Spiteful bile on the stump.
Trump has ALWAYS been Trump,
Spewing lies that are venom-infused.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Republicans Humor, Shackles
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Sunday, October 9th, 2016
The debaters are poised for the kill.
(I’m referring to Donald and Hill.)
Here’s the answer we need:
Will The Donald succeed
In changing the villain to Bill?
Tags: Bill Clinton, Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Lewdness
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Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Trump’s “pussy” apology’s terse!
(The Donald is “sorry” averse.)
“You should give me your votes,”
He shamelessly notes.
“Elect ME, cuz her husband’s done worse.”
Tags: Bill Clinton, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election2016, Hillary Clinton, Lewd Language, Lewdness, Loutish Behavior, Trump
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Thursday, September 29th, 2016
Donald swallowed Hill’s fat-shaming bait,
Which made him enraged and irate.
So he keeps lashing back
And confirms with each whack
That at lookism, Donald is great.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Lookism
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Sunday, September 25th, 2016
I keep pacing, and ev’rything’s grating.
I barely can handle the waiting.
I’m shaky and dazed.
My mental state’s crazed.
How fortunate I’M not debating!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Thursday, September 15th, 2016
Trump’s demands of opponents are vast;
Full disclosure, or else he’s aghast:
Proof of birth, health, and files
From their schools and huge piles
Of their emails, each speech. Do it fast!
But want data from Donald? You chump!
Don’t expect any document dump
Of his taxes and health
Or his “billions” in wealth;
Full disclosure’s for folks Not-Named-Trump.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Transparency
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Sunday, August 14th, 2016
The media’s biased, ill-bred,
And in bed with that crook who’s ahead.
If I lose, it’s the press
Who’s at fault for my mess.
How dare they report what I’ve said!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Media Humor
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Saturday, August 13th, 2016
Trump Headline of the Day: “I’ll Only Lose With ‘Cheating,’ Asks Supporters To Watch Polling Places.”
As I explain in my 2-verse limerick, Trump’s urging supporters to intimidate Democratic voters:
In a nutshell, here’s Donald’s j’accuse:
“Only cheating can cause me to lose.
“Stop those people (sub-par) —
“You all know who they are —
“From stealing what’s mine.” What a ruse!
Don’t be fooled by the Trumpian spin.
Calls for action like that are a sin;
He’s encouraging fans
To make bullying plans,
Cuz it’s CHEATING Trump NEEDS for a WIN.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election, Voter Intimidation, Voter Suppression
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Friday, August 12th, 2016
Trump’s speeches are vile and bombastic,
With fantastical falsehoods so drastic,
That he crosses the line,
Which for Trump is just fine.
His defense? “I was being sarcastic.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Lies, Sarcasm
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Tuesday, August 9th, 2016
Donald Trump in the Oval Office? Imprisonment for threatening a fellow presidential candidate seems more appropriate to me.
Trump’s gun-loving supporters knew exactly what Trump meant, when he said this:
If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know.
Did you hear the vile message Trump sent?
To the gun owners, here’s what he meant:
If Trump’s beaten by Hill,
Then their gun rights are nil–
Something only her death can prevent.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Hillary Clinton, Second Amendment
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Tuesday, August 9th, 2016
Will Delusional Donald debate?
Well of course, so folks see that he’s “great.”
Though he plays hard to get
With “conditions,” I’ll bet
He can’t wait; he’s so sure of his fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Saturday, July 30th, 2016
I suspect that The Donald is scared
That his knowledge-lack’s sure to be bared
In a Clinton debate.
Hence his tale out the gate:
“Clinton rigged the debate dates,” he blared.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election
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Thursday, July 28th, 2016
Are you confused by the Trump/Putin relationship? The Donald has helpfully written us this limerick:
Meet Putin? I did not … or did.
No one hacked, just to help with my bid.
But what a great plan!
Hey Putin, my man,
Hack those emails that Hillary hid.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Classified Email, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Email Humor, Espionage Limerick, Hacking Humor, Hillary Clinton, Putin Humor, Traitors, Treason, Vladimir Putin
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Monday, July 25th, 2016
Dear Bernie, I hope you’ll succeed
In persuading supporters to heed
All your “real world” advice.
If you fail, our steep price
Is a probable Trumped-up stampede.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Democratic Convention, DNC, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Tuesday, July 12th, 2016
Bernie’s Clinton endorsement has come.
Sanders’ fans? Some are mad, some just glum.
Will they heed his late cue,
Or continue to boo?
I sure hope they don’t do something dumb.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Tuesday, June 28th, 2016
Dear Donald, you once would extol
Your rankings in poll after poll.
You’d brag and you’d gloat
And you’d proudly emote
About numbers you loved, heart and soul.
But now that you’re deep in the hole,
With low poll numbers taking their toll,
You scream and you swear
That they’re fake and unfair–
Once a poll-touter, now a poll troll.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Polls
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Sunday, June 26th, 2016
Dear Bernie: I started out liking you, but preferring Hillary. Over time, my respect for you has gradually declined. However until today, I still thought you were a well-meaning progressive, albeit one with an over-inflated ego and a soupçon of sexism.
But all that has changed as a result of your “performance” today on CNN’s State of the Union. My regard for you now is undoubtedly every bit as low as the “Bernie Or Busters’ regard for Hillary Clinton.
So please don’t bother endorsing Hillary EVER. It’s way too late. Nobody cares!
And by all means please keep up your increasingly obnoxious remarks about Hillary — comments you apparently must spew in order to maintain the media attention you require to get through the day. Because again, NOBODY CARES!
And re your: “We are trying to say to Secretary Clinton and the Clinton campaign, ‘Make it clear which side you are on,'” please get therapy. Your need for it appears desperate.
PS: You LOST!!!
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, CNN, Election 2016, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election, State of the Union
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016
My Hillary speech went off great!
And I’m betting that liar’s irate.
I’ll shellack her and whack her,
Attack her and thwack her.
Getting rich in the Oval’s my fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Open Letter To Bernie Sanders
Sunday, June 26th, 2016Dear Bernie: I started out liking you, but preferring Hillary. Over time, my respect for you has gradually declined. However until today, I still thought you were a well-meaning progressive, albeit one with an over-inflated ego and a soupçon of sexism.
But all that has changed as a result of your “performance” today on CNN’s State of the Union. My regard for you now is undoubtedly every bit as low as the “Bernie Or Busters’ regard for Hillary Clinton.
So please don’t bother endorsing Hillary EVER. It’s way too late. Nobody cares!
And by all means please keep up your increasingly obnoxious remarks about Hillary — comments you apparently must spew in order to maintain the media attention you require to get through the day. Because again, NOBODY CARES!
And re your: “We are trying to say to Secretary Clinton and the Clinton campaign, ‘Make it clear which side you are on,'” please get therapy. Your need for it appears desperate.
PS: You LOST!!!
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, CNN, Election 2016, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election, State of the Union
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