Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’
Tuesday, June 11th, 2019
New York Times Headline: “Elizabeth Warren Has Lots of Plans. Together, They Would Remake the Economy.”
Some regard Warren’s planning with boredom.
Others cheer her. Some say: “Can’t afford ’em!”
Hill had detailed plans too
But, alas, few folks knew
Cuz the media mostly ignored ’em.
Tags: Election 2016, Election 2020, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Mainstream Media, Media, Plans, Press, Press Bias
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Media Satire, Political Limericks | Comments Off on Press Coverage Matters (Limerick)
Monday, December 17th, 2018
Headline: “Comey slams Trump, House Republicans after 2nd Capitol Hill meeting”
Hypocritical House GOP
Keeps probing Hill Clinton with glee.
Yet they find it distasteful
And claim that it’s wasteful
To study Trump’s criminal spree.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Hillary Clinton, House GOP, Investigations, James Comey, Kevin McCarthy, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on House GOP Still Investigating Hillary (Trump? Not so much!) (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 20th, 2018
Headline: Trump Dismisses Ivanka Email Story as ‘Fake News’
Remember Trump’s dominant theme?
“Lock her up!” — a Republican meme.
Where are similar rants
Re Ivanka? Those chants;
Could it be they were only a dream?
Tags: Donald Trump, Email Scandal, GOP Hypocrisy, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Ivanka Trump, White House Email
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another Episode of “Rules Only Apply To Democrats” (Limerick)
Thursday, October 25th, 2018
“As wave of attempted bombing continues, Trump chooses to blame the victims.”
Who’s to blame for the bombs that were sent
To kill people Trump loves to torment
Via Twitter and speeches?
The victims, Trump screeches.
The Divider-In-Chief must repent!
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bombs, CNN, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Eric Holder, George Soros, Hillary Clinton, Inciting Violence, Joe Biden, John Brennan, Maxine Waters, Michelle Obama, Robert De Niro, Trump, Trump Hypocrisy, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally
Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Blame Game, Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s “Blame Everyone But Himself” Mentality (Limerick)
Saturday, November 4th, 2017
I never liked Donna Brazile.
But she’s worse than I thought — just a shill
For her publisher, spurring
Divisiveness, blurring
The truth, hurting Dems, selling swill.
Tags: Democratic Party, DNC, Donna Brazile, Hillary Clinton, Selling Books
Posted in Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on Going Nuclear To Sell Books (Limerick)
Saturday, October 28th, 2017
Hill colluded with Russia? Explain
How that makes any sense, cuz my brain
Can not fathom collusion
To cause a profusion
Of harm to her own prez campaign.
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Russia Collusion
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Non-Case For Hillary’s Collusion (Limerick)
Thursday, September 28th, 2017
*****
Politico Headline of the Day: “Trump takes on a new cause: ‘Make the United Nations great'”
I don’t think we can take any more greatness.
*****
This headline deserves a limerick: “Price cut — Health Secy quits after Trump complains of travel ‘optics’”
Price is OUT! Why is Donald so mad?
It’s NOT that Tom’s plane use was bad.
Yes those charters were pricey,
But THAT’S not what’s dicey;
Trump’s upset by the “optics.” Egad!
*****
Trump’s hired a notoriously poor succession of personal lawyers since RussiaGate began. My limerick explains why.
The best lawyers prefer to be paid
YUUUUGE fees, right on time, for their aid,
And they’re bound to be miffed
When they find themselves stiffed…
Which explains why Trump’s DON’T make the grade.
*****
A 2-verse limerick about Trump’s retweeting a vile animation, described here by the LA Times:
“In the first part of the animation Trump retweeted on Sunday, the president is seen in golf attire, teeing off. The second shows footage of Clinton tripping as she boards a plane, with the video altered to show her being struck in the back with a golf ball.”
What’s it take to make Donald feel tough,
Like a fellow who has the right stuff?
Being seen with a swing
That’s so strong, he can fling
A ball, knocking Hill to her duff.
Nothing else can explain his retweet
Of a golf gif that Donald finds neat–
Animation conveying
Misogyny saying:
Striking women at will can’t be beat!
Tags: Golf Humor, Hillary Clinton, Lawyers, Misogyny Satire, Tom Price, Trump, U.N., United Nations
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Sundry Trump Limericks & More
Thursday, September 14th, 2017
You don’t wish to read Hillary’s book?
That’s just fine, but don’t ask us to brook
All your bitching and moaning,
Begrudging and groaning;
It is YOU who gave US Trump the Crook!
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on What Happened? I’ll Tell You What Happened! (Limerick)
Sunday, May 21st, 2017
Headline of the Day from (of all places) The New York Post: “Exhaustion is to blame for Trump’s ‘Islamic terror’ comment: aide.”
“Low-Energy” Donald is beat.
His stamina’s burned by the heat.
He’s tired and mired
In shame; having fired
James Comey, he’s bound for defeat.
Tags: Exhaustion, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Jeb Bush, Low Energy, Saudi Arabia, Stamina, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on How’s That Stamina Of Yours, Little Donald? (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2017
The Donald’s been tweeting up a storm over the probe of Trump’s Russia connections.
“Any claims about Russia and me
Are a hoax” — Donald’s latest tweet-spree.
“It’s Hill you should probe!”
Was he wearing a robe
When he threw up this Twitter debris?
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia, Russia Investigation, Social Media, Twitter
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Sessions Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Russian-Probe Freak-Out (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 24th, 2017
“Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers.”
Now that Trump’s been sworn in, you would think
Mr. Orange would feel in the pink;
That he’d cease his false claims
And fake voter-fraud flames,
But it seems that the man needs a shrink.
Clinton’s popular vote win’s immense,
Which is making Trump terribly tense.
So he fabricates fraud,
Saying votes for the Broad
By illegals robbed Donald and Pence.
Tags: Alternate Facts, Campaign 2016, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pence, President Trump, Trump/Pence, Voter Fraud, Voting Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on You Lost The Popular Vote, Donald. Get Over It! (2-Verse Limerick)
Friday, December 16th, 2016
Dear Vlad, I can’t publicly say
How grateful I am. Your display
Of email artillery
Helped me to pillory
Hill’ry. Your bribe’s on the way.
Tags: Donald Trump, Email Humor, Hillary Clinton, President Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, December 15th, 2016
Poor Donald! The best entertainers
Were ardent pro-Clinton campaigners,
Who do NOT want to sing
At Trump’s wingding; They cling
To their stance as Inaug’ral abstainers.
Tags: Donald Trump, Entertainment Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Inauguration, Republican Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Lackluster C-Lister Inauguration? (Limerick)
Monday, December 5th, 2016
Add Paul Ryan to the long list of Republicans who are just fine with a GOP president who constantly lies:
“‘I have no way of backing that up,’ Paul Ryan says about President-elect Trump’s tweet claiming millions of Americans voted illegally. ‘It doesn’t matter to me. He won the election.’”
Ryan shrugs at Trump’s lies and tall tales.
For instance, when Trump falsely wails
That sham votes by the mil
Were counted for Hill,
Says Ryan: Trump won. All else pales!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Paul Ryan, Voter Fraud, Voting Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What’s A Few Lies Among GOP Friends? (Limerick)
Saturday, December 3rd, 2016
Lately I’ve been seeing posts by “Bernie or Buster” Jill Stein supporters whining about the horror that is Donald Trump.
Seems to me they should have thought of that just a wee bit sooner.
Dear “Bernie or Busters” don’t whine
About Trump and the fact he’s a swine.
Your bitching should halt,
Cuz Trump’s win is YOUR FAULT!
Hope your “conscience” is happy with Stein.
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Green Party, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Jill Stein
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
There’s a stark double standard from Comey.
(If you don’t think I’m MAD, you don’t know me.)
He proclaims each Hill crumb,
Yet on Trump he stays mum.
So my message to Comey is “Blow me!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Election 2016, Election Humor, Election Limerick, Email Humor, FBI, GOP Hypocrisy, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy, James Comey, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To FBI Director James Comey
Thursday, October 27th, 2016
Ever wonder what Trump does for a hobby? Apparently he bitches about microphones:
Donald Trump amplified his contentious history with microphones Thursday, blaming the technology for recording what he thought he was saying in private.
In an interview set to air Thursday, Trump faulted a hot mic for capturing him speaking cavalierly about forcibly kissing and groping women with impunity because he’s ‘a star.’
‘The microphones, I mean to be honest should, you know, should never have been on,’ he said, according to an excerpt of an interview scheduled to broadcast Thursday evening with the global Catholic network EWTN and published by The Washington Post.
Trump’s revealed who is really at fault
For his infamous brags of assault.
Donald’s mic is to blame
For his “pussy” boast fame.
Trump’s a media pro? Oy gevalt!
Tags: Billy Bush, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hot Mic, Media Humor, Sexual Assault
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Poor Trump: The Mics Are Rigged Against Him (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2016
Here’s some news that has cheered me a bit:
Donald’s branding has taken a hit.
The elite who can pay
His steep rates, now say “Nay!”
So Trump’s “luxury” name ain’t worth spit.
Tags: Branding Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Trump Brand
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Down-Market Donald (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 25th, 2016
This election is nearing its end
None too soon; I’ve gone plumb round the bend.
I can’t handle more jive.
My mind’s taken a dive.
It needs Hillary’s village to mend.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Going To Town About The Election (Limerick)
Friday, October 21st, 2016
At a charity, heckling is rare,
But Trump got derision to spare
At the Alfred Smith Dinner.
Trump wasn’t the winner?
“Rigged” booing, no doubt. How unfair!
Tags: Al Smith Dinner, Campaign Satire, Catholic Charities, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Speech
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Jokes & One-Liners, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump “Bronx Cheered” In Manhattan (Limerick)
