Posts Tagged ‘Harris’
Tuesday, November 12th, 2024
The Dems and the press-folk are keen
On playing a blame game, obscene.
But they’re missing the point
In their haste to anoint
A fall guy: Most voters are mean!
Tags: Blame Game, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Democrats, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Media, Media Humor, Media Limerick, Press, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Blame Game, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voting Satire | No Comments »
Saturday, November 9th, 2024
On Facebook, wherever I look,
I see posts penned by folks who are shook.
They’re depressed, just like me.
Not one whisper of glee!
Well, at least I’ve blocked fans of the CROOK!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Election2024, Facebook, Harris, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Social Media, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Facebook Verse, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Social Media Satire, Trump | No Comments »
Wednesday, November 6th, 2024
Dear Trump Voters: You surely must know
That he’s ruthless; it’s NOT just for show.
Yet despite, or because
Of his numerous flaws,
You’ve elected Democracy’s Foe.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Democracy, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voters, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Monday, November 4th, 2024
Election Day’s here and I’m tense.
My fear of a Trump win’s immense.
I keep telling myself:
“Stick your angst on some shelf;
Voters surely can NOT be THAT dense!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voters, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Thursday, October 31st, 2024
This limerick was inspired by Kamala Harris’s latest ad, voiced by Julia Roberts.
Dear Gals: Secret votes are your right!
So PLEASE don’t vote “Trump” out of fright.
“Yes” your spouse, if you must,
But support who you trust…
And give voice to your choice in this fight.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Choice Humor, Choice Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Secret Ballot Feminist Humor, Trump, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump, Voting Satire | No Comments »
Tuesday, October 29th, 2024
“Stay on message,” Trump’s people advise.
But its essence is hatred and lies.
It’s divisive and crude,
Racist, fascist, and lewd–
A clear message sane folks should despise.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Crudeness, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fascism, GOP Lies, Harris, Kamala Harris, Racism, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Message
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump | No Comments »
Sunday, October 27th, 2024
The great Post has been sullied by fear.
Give that cowardly Bezos a jeer!
WaPo planned to endorse
VP Harris, of course.
But Jeff quashed it and kissed Donald’s rear.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Cowardice, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Endorsements Humor, Harris, Harris v Trump, Jeff Bezos, Kamala Harris, Media Humor, Media Satire, Newspapers, Republicans Humor, Trump, Washington Post
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Saturday, September 28th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Trump in Pa.: Digressions, threats and vows to be ‘protector’ of women”
The “Protector of Women” — that’s me,
Proclaims Trump. Just elect me; you’ll see.
Yes, the man who destroyed
Roe v. Wade seems annoyed
That we long to be Donald Trump-free.
How absurd that a sexual abuser,
One who often defames his accuser,
Now audaciously claims
He’ll protect all the dames
If he wins. Let’s make sure he’s the LOSER!
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Limerick, Harris, Kamala, Kamala Harris, Protector Of Women, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Trump, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Thursday, September 12th, 2024
Dear Veep Harris, I thank you for winning
And demolishing Trump. I’m still grinning!
On the eve of my birthday,
You gave me a mirth day…
Watching bait-taking Trump lose each inning.
Tags: ABC Debate, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Presidential Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump v Harris
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
