Headline: “I think the European Union is a foe,” Trump says ahead of Putin meeting in Helsinki”
The European Union’s a “foe,”
Says the Donald, a man who should know
About foes; he creates them,
Berates them, and baits them.
Making enemies? Donald’s a pro!
Every time I’m reminded that Trump took an electric golf cart ride, instead of strolling with European leaders in Sicily, I laugh out loud.
Mr. Trump, were you feeling too weak
To take a brief stroll cheek to cheek
With European heads?
Riding golf cart instead’s
Made you look like a peaked, aging sheik.
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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