Posts Tagged ‘Epidemics Limerick’
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021
Headline: “Three Democrats Now Have COVID-19 After Republicans Refused To Wear Masks During The Capitol Attack”
Three Democrats, trapped in tight space,
Taking refuge from Trump’s raging base,
Were infected; made ill
By GOP swill
Who refused to wear masks — a disgrace!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Epidemics Limerick, Health, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Three House Democrats Catch Covid-19 While Sheltering With Republican Mask-Refuseniks (Limerick)
Saturday, March 7th, 2020
Empty bluster, denial, subversion,
Specious happy-talk, falsehood immersion;
Ev’ry Trumpy technique
For a crisis seems weak
When applied to a viral incursion.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, March 6th, 2020
Headline: “‘BROKEN’ CORONAVIRUS TESTING PROCESS IN U.S. COULD HAVE ENABLED COVID-19 TO SPREAD ‘SILENTLY’ FOR WEEKS, EXPERTS WARN”
U.S. testing for COVID-19
Is so lacking, the number’s obscene.
Tests promised by Feds
Never come. Virus spreads!
But to Trump, things are great! Peachy keen!
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits, Testing, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, March 5th, 2020
Headline: “Trump floats his own coronavirus hunches on ‘Hannity’ The president contradicts public health experts statements on death rate, contagion.”
The Donald’s profusion of lies
Has gone viral, so death could arise
From confusion he sows,
Contradicting the pros.
A worse plan one could never devise.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, February 29th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Identifies the Real Coronavirus Victim: His Presidency”
There’s a virus whose spread causes dread.
It began in a land once called “Red.”
Though its victim counts stun,
To Trump there’s just one:
It is Trump — reelection hopes dead.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Victim-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, February 27th, 2020
Headline: “Mike Pence was criticized for his handling of Indiana’s HIV outbreak. He will lead the U.S. coronavirus response.”
A pandemic? No worries! Mike Pence
Is in charge, which makes wonderful sense.
No doubt he’ll repeat
His HIV feat.
So relax! Let the praying commence.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, HIV, Indiana, Mike Pence, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pence To the Rescue (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 26th, 2020
Trump slashed funds meant for health expertise
And starved agencies aimed at disease.
But when COVID-19
Dims the stock market sheen,
It’s the fault of the Left, says the sleaze.
A vaccine’s “very close,” Donald lies.
(An assertion that NO expert buys.)
We’re in “great shape,” he swears.
How will Trump stop those bears?
Sell his lies for a stock market rise.
Tags: CDC, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Market Solution (2-Verse Limerick)
Friday, October 3rd, 2014
I’m looking forward to leadership from our Surgeon General, especially now that the Ebola outbreak has reached our nation.
Oh wait … we don’t have one. Why not? Because Vivek Murthy, Obama’s excellent nominee, has the audacity to view guns as a health issue.
What To Do About Ebola? Don’t Ask Our Surgeon General (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Though an expert on health would be nice
At this time of Ebola, no dice!
NRA’s GOP
Blocked a great nominee,
And our nation is paying the price.
Tags: Ebola, Epidemics Limerick, Health Limerick, NRA, Obama Verse, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Surgeon General, Vivek Murthy
Posted in Barack Obama, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on What To Do About Ebola? Don’t Ask Our Surgeon General (Limerick)
