Posts Tagged ‘Epidemic’
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Urine cures COVID, Christopher Key, recently arrested Alabama anti-vaxxer, falsely claims”
An anti-vax leader, Chris Key,
Says “I drink my own urine,” with glee.
The “Vaccine-Police” founder,
A loon and a bounder,
Insists that God’s cure-all’s your pee.
Tags: Anti-Vax Humor, Anti-Vaxers, Anti-Vaxxers, Christopher Key, Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Drink Urine, Epidemic, God Cure-All, Health, Pandemic, Science Humor, Urine Cure, Urine Humor, Urine Limerick, Vaccine Police
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Limerick For A Key Anti-Vaxxer
Thursday, August 12th, 2021
Headline: “DeSantis rakes in cash as Florida’s Covid wars rage”
Gov. DeSantis is raking in bread,
While his rules boost the number of dead.
His “pro-freedom” brand
Brings in cash, so he’s banned
Ev’ry mandate that slows Covid’s spread.
Tags: Covid, Covid Delta Variant, Epidemic, Florida, Governor DeSantis, Health Limerick, Mandates, Mask Mandates, Pandemic, Pro-Freedom, Ron DeSantis
Posted in Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Public Safety, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Gov. DeSantis’s Reign Is A Killer (Limerick)
Sunday, March 21st, 2021
Mar-a-Lago is partially closed,
Due to Covid. No shock: Trump’s opposed
To the wearing of masks;
In rebellion, he basks.
The result? His club’s rep has been hosed.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Outbreak, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Florida, Health Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, Florida, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Malaise At Mar-a-Lago? (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 10th, 2021
Headline: “Wicker Already Seeks Credit for Bill He Voted Against”
Dear Sen. Wicker, your vote was a “Nay”
On the Covid Relief Plan today.
So no credit to you
Is plausibly due,
And your bragging’s a two-faced display.
Tags: Biden Covid Relief, Budget Reconciliation, Covid Relief, Epidemic, Mississippi, Pandemic, Roger Wicker, Senator Wicker
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dickish Sen. Wicker
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
Headline: “Biden calls states’ relaxing virus restrictions, including mask mandates, ‘Neanderthal thinking’”
Relaxing state Covid restrictions
Conflicts with the science predictions.
It’s “Neanderthal thinking,”
Says Biden, not shrinking
From words that condemn derelictions.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Epidemic, Joe Biden, Mask Mandates, Mask Restrictions, Mississippi, Neanderthal thinking, Pandemic, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Neanderthal Limerick
Thursday, January 21st, 2021
Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Joe Biden, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Existent Trump Vaccine Distribution Plan (Limerick)
Friday, March 27th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Approval Jumps Five Points”
A rise in the Donald’s approval
Transcends logic; he merits removal!
Such a gain in our national
Polls is irrational…
As peculiar as numbers from Liouville.*
*If you don’t understand my reference to mathematician Joseph Liouville, here’s a helpful link. And no, I’d never heard of him before, either. But when you’re desperate for a rhyme word, sometimes you have to research math.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Epidemic, Health, Joseph Liouville, Math, Pandemic, Political Polls, Polls Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Irrational Polls (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 25th, 2020
Headline: “CNN and MSNBC Staff Push Back on Airing Trump’s Coronavirus ‘Lies’”
From the Donald the truth’s rather rare.
Crisis briefings? There’s lying to spare.
Trump is flooding our nation
With false information.
Knock his dangerous rants off the air!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Media, Press
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Health-Menace-In-Chief
Wednesday, March 25th, 2020
Headline: “Trump says he wants the country ‘opened up and just raring to go by Easter,’ despite health experts’ warnings”
The Donald’s inclined to retreat
From the fight for our lives, in defeat:
Forget germs! Fill each church!
Watch his policy lurch,
As he spouts off in presser and tweet.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Prioritizes Economy Over Lives (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 24th, 2020
Donald’s briefings for COVID-19
Should be banished from speaker and screen.
They’re a rally replacement
And lie-packed debasement.
Let the experts (sans Donald!!!) convene.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, March 22nd, 2020
Headline: “Cheers! New York liquor stores deemed ‘essential’ and can stay open amid coronavirus crisis”
What’s “essential” right here in New York?
Nearly anything needing a fork.
Drugs and paper goods too,
And to this I say, WHEW:
Refreshments that come with a cork.
Tags: Andrew Cuomo, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Epidemic, Essential Services, Health, New York, Pandemic
Posted in Andrew Cuomo, New York Governors, New York Politics | Comments Off on Essentially New York (Limerick)
Friday, March 20th, 2020
Headline: “Over-promising and under-delivering during a crisis is a toxic combination”
Over-promising, under-delivering;
The Donald has citizens quivering
With anger and fear.
His failures are sheer:
Lead to death and more feverish shivering.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Under-Deliverer-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, March 19th, 2020
Dear Donald stop being a sleaze;
Cease calling the virus “Chinese.”
Do not spread racist blame!
COVID-19’s its name,
Coined by pros; folks with real expertise.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Pandemic, Racism
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Thursday, March 12th, 2020
Dear Donald, it’s time to stop talking.
How ’bout filling your mouth-hole with caulking?
You keep making things worse,
So it’s time to be terse…
Or resign and go back to your hawking.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, March 7th, 2020
Empty bluster, denial, subversion,
Specious happy-talk, falsehood immersion;
Ev’ry Trumpy technique
For a crisis seems weak
When applied to a viral incursion.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, March 6th, 2020
Headline: “‘BROKEN’ CORONAVIRUS TESTING PROCESS IN U.S. COULD HAVE ENABLED COVID-19 TO SPREAD ‘SILENTLY’ FOR WEEKS, EXPERTS WARN”
U.S. testing for COVID-19
Is so lacking, the number’s obscene.
Tests promised by Feds
Never come. Virus spreads!
But to Trump, things are great! Peachy keen!
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits, Testing, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, March 5th, 2020
Headline: “Trump floats his own coronavirus hunches on ‘Hannity’ The president contradicts public health experts statements on death rate, contagion.”
The Donald’s profusion of lies
Has gone viral, so death could arise
From confusion he sows,
Contradicting the pros.
A worse plan one could never devise.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, February 29th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Identifies the Real Coronavirus Victim: His Presidency”
There’s a virus whose spread causes dread.
It began in a land once called “Red.”
Though its victim counts stun,
To Trump there’s just one:
It is Trump — reelection hopes dead.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Victim-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, February 27th, 2020
Headline: “Mike Pence was criticized for his handling of Indiana’s HIV outbreak. He will lead the U.S. coronavirus response.”
A pandemic? No worries! Mike Pence
Is in charge, which makes wonderful sense.
No doubt he’ll repeat
His HIV feat.
So relax! Let the praying commence.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, HIV, Indiana, Mike Pence, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pence To the Rescue (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 26th, 2020
Trump slashed funds meant for health expertise
And starved agencies aimed at disease.
But when COVID-19
Dims the stock market sheen,
It’s the fault of the Left, says the sleaze.
A vaccine’s “very close,” Donald lies.
(An assertion that NO expert buys.)
We’re in “great shape,” he swears.
How will Trump stop those bears?
Sell his lies for a stock market rise.
Tags: CDC, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Market Solution (2-Verse Limerick)
