Dear Vlad, I can’t publicly say
How grateful I am. Your display
Of email artillery
Helped me to pillory
Hill’ry. Your bribe’s on the way.
Posts Tagged ‘Email Humor’
Trump’s Secret Limerick To Putin
Friday, December 16th, 2016Open Limerick To FBI Director James Comey
Tuesday, November 1st, 2016There’s a stark double standard from Comey.
(If you don’t think I’m MAD, you don’t know me.)
He proclaims each Hill crumb,
Yet on Trump he stays mum.
So my message to Comey is “Blow me!”
Putin and Me, a Limerick by Donald Trump
Thursday, July 28th, 2016Are you confused by the Trump/Putin relationship? The Donald has helpfully written us this limerick:
Meet Putin? I did not … or did.
No one hacked, just to help with my bid.
But what a great plan!
Hey Putin, my man,
Hack those emails that Hillary hid.
Open Limerick to Lindsey Graham
Wednesday, March 11th, 2015Senator Lindsey Graham actually bragged that he never uses email because he’s too busy thinking through problems.
Open Limerick to Lindsey Graham
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If you never use email, that’s great,
Lindsey Graham, but please don’t conflate
It with being a thinker.
You’re naught but an inker,
Sticking staff with the crap on your plate.
