Posts Tagged ‘Election Satire’
Wednesday, December 11th, 2024
After learning that “enshittification” is a real word, I couldn’t resist using it in a limerick. (Yes, it means precisely what it sounds like.)
Trump is back, so truth’s value has dived,
And enshittification’s arrived!
Fabrications reap wins;
Seems no matter the sins,
Some can flourish (all grins) rank revived.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Enshittification, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on A Tragic Truth (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024
Donald’s win in November is galling,
And his Cabinet picks are appalling.
The one qualification
To garner such station?
Trump allegiance. Democracy’s bawling!
Tags: Cabinet, Cabinet Nominees, Campaign Satire, Democracy, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Peril (Limerick)
Saturday, November 23rd, 2024
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A vile pol with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s foul — a Mad Hatter,
Whose win on the 5th is insane!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Wake Me Up From This Nightmare! (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 12th, 2024
The Dems and the press-folk are keen
On playing a blame game, obscene.
But they’re missing the point
In their haste to anoint
A fall guy: Most voters are mean!
Tags: Blame Game, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Democrats, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Media, Media Humor, Media Limerick, Press, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Blame Game, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voting Satire | Comments Off on Trump Election Blame Game (Limerick)
Saturday, November 9th, 2024
On Facebook, wherever I look,
I see posts penned by folks who are shook.
They’re depressed, just like me.
Not one whisper of glee!
Well, at least I’ve blocked fans of the CROOK!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Election2024, Facebook, Harris, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Social Media, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Facebook Verse, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Social Media Satire, Trump | Comments Off on My Post-Election Feed (Limerick)
Thursday, November 7th, 2024
Both my heart and my mind can’t stop achin’;
Human decency’s vanquished, forsaken.
Trump’s so clearly depraved,
That I thought we’d be saved,
But the virtuous path was not taken.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Republicans Limerick, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Election Grief (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 6th, 2024
Dear Trump Voters: You surely must know
That he’s ruthless; it’s NOT just for show.
Yet despite, or because
Of his numerous flaws,
You’ve elected Democracy’s Foe.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Democracy, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voters, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Trump Voters
Monday, November 4th, 2024
Election Day’s here and I’m tense.
My fear of a Trump win’s immense.
I keep telling myself:
“Stick your angst on some shelf;
Voters surely can NOT be THAT dense!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voters, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Election Anxiety (Limerick)
Thursday, October 31st, 2024
This limerick was inspired by Kamala Harris’s latest ad, voiced by Julia Roberts.
Dear Gals: Secret votes are your right!
So PLEASE don’t vote “Trump” out of fright.
“Yes” your spouse, if you must,
But support who you trust…
And give voice to your choice in this fight.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Choice Humor, Choice Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Secret Ballot Feminist Humor, Trump, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump, Voting Satire | Comments Off on What Happens In The Booth, Stays In The Booth (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 29th, 2024
“Stay on message,” Trump’s people advise.
But its essence is hatred and lies.
It’s divisive and crude,
Racist, fascist, and lewd–
A clear message sane folks should despise.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Crudeness, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fascism, GOP Lies, Harris, Kamala Harris, Racism, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Message
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Message (Limerick)
Sunday, October 27th, 2024
The great Post has been sullied by fear.
Give that cowardly Bezos a jeer!
WaPo planned to endorse
VP Harris, of course.
But Jeff quashed it and kissed Donald’s rear.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Cowardice, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Endorsements Humor, Harris, Harris v Trump, Jeff Bezos, Kamala Harris, Media Humor, Media Satire, Newspapers, Republicans Humor, Trump, Washington Post
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Non-Endorsement Turmoil (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 9th, 2024
The Donald faults China and trade.
“Huge tariffs,” he cries, “must be paid.”
“They steal jobs from our nation,”
He rants to ovation.
But THAT’s where Trump’s Bibles are made.
No, I am NOT making this up. Here’s a quote from CBS News:
“Thousands of Donald Trump’s “God Bless the USA” Bibles — sold for $59.99 each — were printed in a country that the former president has frequently accused of engaging in unfair trade practices and stealing American jobs: China.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, China, China Tariffs, China Trade, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Jobs, Republicans Humor, Tariffs, Trade Limerick, Trade Wars, Trump, Trump Bibles, Trump Hypocrisy
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, China Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Employment Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s BS Bibles (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 8th, 2024
My latest 3-verse limerick was inspired by a CNN article that included this paragraph: “Roberts was shaken by the adverse public reaction to his decision affording Trump substantial immunity from criminal prosecution. His protestations that the case concerned the presidency, not Trump, held little currency.”
Poor John Roberts is in a deep funk;
His beloved court’s stature has shrunk.
And it’s largely his fault
For harsh rulings that halt
Basic rights. He’s a punk and a skunk.
About justice his court doesn’t care.
There’s no effort to ever be fair.
It treats stare decisis
Like trash. We’ve a crisis;
Sound rulings are brutally rare!
So if Roberts is sad, fine by me!
For the court must be changed. You agree?
Then be sure to vote Dem.
No more hawing. Don’t hem!
It’s the one way to stem the debris.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Bill Of Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Insurrection, January 6, John Roberts, Justice Department, Justice John Roberts, Precedent, Republicans Humor, Stare Decisis, Supreme Court, Trump
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump | Comments Off on Our Supreme Problem (3-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, September 28th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Trump in Pa.: Digressions, threats and vows to be ‘protector’ of women”
The “Protector of Women” — that’s me,
Proclaims Trump. Just elect me; you’ll see.
Yes, the man who destroyed
Roe v. Wade seems annoyed
That we long to be Donald Trump-free.
How absurd that a sexual abuser,
One who often defames his accuser,
Now audaciously claims
He’ll protect all the dames
If he wins. Let’s make sure he’s the LOSER!
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Limerick, Harris, Kamala, Kamala Harris, Protector Of Women, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Trump, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode to Donald “Protector of Women” Trump
Saturday, September 21st, 2024
“In Ohio, they’re eating the cats!
They are eating the pets,” yell the rats,
Known as Donald and Vance,
Harming Haitians with rants;
Racist lies told by cads in red hats.
When informed it’s not true, they both sneer
And continue repeating their smear,
Cuz they really don’t care
If there’s pet-eating there.
Told to cease and desist, they just jeer.
“You’re endangering innocent folk,”
They’re advised, but to Trump that’s a joke;
Donald’s fans gets their highs
From enjoying Trump’s lies.
Give up lying? No, THAT would be “WOKE!”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Eating Pets, Election Humor, Election Satire, Haitians, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Immigration Reform, JD Vance, Ohio, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Immigration Reform, JD Vance, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Trump | Comments Off on Trump & Vance v. The Haitians (3-Verse Limerick)
Monday, September 16th, 2024
Spoiled brat, cry-baby Trump actually posted this on his money-bleeding, inaptly named Truth Social: “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!”
On Truth Social, The Donald lashed out;
A failed effort to weaponize clout.
His “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!”
Angered Swifties. They’re miffed!
Quite the gift for the VEEP from that lout!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Taylor Swift, Trump, Truth Social
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Music Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump v. Taylor Swift (Limerick)
Sunday, September 15th, 2024
Trump’s pretending he won the debate,
Citing polls (non-existent) that rate
Him the winner by lots.
(Were they written by bots?)
Dotty Don can’t face up to his fate.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris v Trump, Harris/Trump Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump v Harris
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on “Prizefighter” Trump Claims Kamala Harris Lost The Fight (Limerick)
Thursday, September 12th, 2024
Dear Veep Harris, I thank you for winning
And demolishing Trump. I’m still grinning!
On the eve of my birthday,
You gave me a mirth day…
Watching bait-taking Trump lose each inning.
Tags: ABC Debate, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Presidential Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump v Harris
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Kamala Harris
Sunday, September 8th, 2024
Headline: “JD Vance’s plan to lower childcare costs: have grandma and grandpa ‘help a little bit more'”
JD Vance has a fabulous plan
To reduce childcare costs. What a man!
It’s not tax breaks or grants:
Just cry “Help!” to the aunts,
Uncles, granddads, and each weary gran.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Childcare Costs, Childcare Humor, Donald Trump, Economy, Economy Humor, Election Humor, Election Satire, Family Budget, Family Humor, JD Vance, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Family Values Humor, JD Vance, Political Limericks, Tax & Budget Humor, Trump | Comments Off on JD Vance’s Childcare Plan (Limerick)
Saturday, September 7th, 2024
This New Republic column inspired my latest limerick: “How the Media Sanitizes Trump’s Insanity”
Dear Political Press, please take note:
Stop reframing Trump’s rants; use a quote!
No more rend’ring coherent
His spewings aberrant;
Cease helping him skew how folks vote!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Mainstream Media, Media, Media Bias, Media Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on The Media’s Mistake (Limerick)
