Election Day’s coming up soon.
I’m so anxious, I’m likely to swoon.
Will Biden prevail?
If he doesn’t, I’ll wail;
Can’t survive four more years of that loon!
Posts Tagged ‘Election Day’
Election Angst (Limerick)
Thursday, October 29th, 2020Election Stress (Limerick)
Sunday, November 4th, 2018Headline: “There’s Plenty To Stress Over In The ‘Anxiety Election'”
I’m nervous! I’m anxious! I’m stressed!
Leave the house? That entails getting dressed!
Pre-Election Day tension;
Fear, anger, dissension!
I might just pull a “Baldwin.” Need rest!
Limerick Ode To Gaffe-Prone Perry
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011In Rick Perry’s apparent drive to make George W. Bush look like a genius, Perry’s been entertainingly gaffe-prone this week. While campaigning in New Hampshire, Perry managed to screw up both the voting eligibility age and the date of Election Day 2012. The next day, Perry dismissed these errors as proving he was human. He went on to further prove his humanness with a reference to New Hampshire’s non-existent caucuses.
Limerick Ode To Gaffe-Prone Perry
By Madeleine Begun
Dear Rick, I don’t wish to be mean,
But the age one can vote is eighteen.
Where’d you get twenty-one?
And Election Day, hon,
Is the 6th, as most pre-teens could glean.
