Posts Tagged ‘Election 2024’
Saturday, September 28th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Trump in Pa.: Digressions, threats and vows to be ‘protector’ of women”
The “Protector of Women” — that’s me,
Proclaims Trump. Just elect me; you’ll see.
Yes, the man who destroyed
Roe v. Wade seems annoyed
That we long to be Donald Trump-free.
How absurd that a sexual abuser,
One who often defames his accuser,
Now audaciously claims
He’ll protect all the dames
If he wins. Let’s make sure he’s the LOSER!
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Limerick, Harris, Kamala, Kamala Harris, Protector Of Women, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Trump, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode to Donald “Protector of Women” Trump
Tuesday, July 23rd, 2024
The journey that took us from Joe
To Kamala WAS a bit slow.
But now that we’re there,
We’ll win this, I swear!
To the Trump and Vance pair, just say NO!
Tags: Biden, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Kamala Harris, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump | Comments Off on The Battle Ahead (Limerick)
Friday, August 11th, 2023
Headlines like this drive me nuts: “Is It Possible Trump Will Strike a Plea Deal to Avoid Prison?”
A plea deal for Trump? That’s just mad!
Speculation like that’s simply sad.
Any pact he might make,
He would instantly break!
Trump’s a slippery snake of a cad.
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on A Plea Deal For Donald? Don’t Even Think About It! (Limerick)
Monday, August 7th, 2023
“Trump’s defense needs more time!” That’s the plea
From John Lauro, last week in DC.
But the judge should be tough,
Cuz oddly enough
John had time for “full Ginsburg” TV.
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, John Lauro, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Whining For Time (Limerick)
Friday, August 4th, 2023
Though Donald’s the lowest of low,
His infamy slide’s been too slow.
But the courts are all humming,
And justice is coming;
Trump’s finally battling a pro.
Tags: : Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Smith v. Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023
Another indictment’s been filed,
And Donald’s both anxious and riled
And undoubtedly frightened.
The vise has been tightened,
And law shall prevail! (“Will be wild!”)
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Donald Trump’s Finally Trumped (Limerick)
Friday, July 28th, 2023
Security footage begone!
Ordered Trump, like a mafia don.
Said a tech in IT:
I can’t do it. Not me!
And so Trump is a soon-to-be con.
Tags: Classified Documents, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Mar-a-Lago, Republicans Humor, Security Footage, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Delete The Server” Woes (Limerick)
Saturday, June 10th, 2023
Trump’s fed’ral indictment’s a beaut,
Packed with facts very hard to dispute.
He may fin’ly be nailed
And at long last be jailed!
(In the meantime, he’ll raise tons of loot.)
Tags: Classified Documents, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Republicans Humor, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Money & Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump’s Federal Indictment
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Monday, May 1st, 2023
We the Dems must show full solidarity
To counter the loathsome barbarity
Of Republican stances,
Whose fright’ning advances
Account for this lack of hilarity.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Birth Control, Book Banning Limerick, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Gun Control, Gun Laws, Presidential Election 2024, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court
Posted in Abortion Rights, Anti-Semitism, Bill Barr, Birther Humor, Campaign 2024, Censorship Satire, Climate Change, Congress Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Contraception Humor, Corruption Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Election 2024, Energy Humor, Entitlements Humor, Environment Satire, Family Values Humor, Firearms & Guns Humor, Fiscal Policy, Florida, Fox News Humor, Free Speech, Gay Rights, Gender Politics, Global Warming, GOP Humor, House Satire, Judiciary Satire, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Humor, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Mitch McConnell, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Racism Limerick, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, Rudy Giuliani, Science Verse, Tax & Budget Humor, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Solidarity
Sunday, November 27th, 2022
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug.
Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug?
He announced and was trounced
In reviews, soon pronounced
“Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Announcement Dud (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 6th, 2021
Headline: “GOP 2024 hopefuls face challenge: Not upsetting Trump”
“The Hill” tells us something we know
About GOP prez-hopefuls’ woe:
They must NOT rile the prickly
Ex-prez, yet act quickly.
Avoid venom from Trump? Ho, ho, ho!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election 2024
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Quandary (Limerick)
