Donald Trump loves to rant, rave, and whine,
Like when two-timing Fox crossed the line:
Air a speech by Obama?
How dare they! What trauma!
Donald’s view: “They should only air mine!”
Posts Tagged ‘Election 2020’
Wishful Thinking (Limerick)
Thursday, October 22nd, 2020As the Joe/Donald battle is fought,
Muting Trump is an excellent thought.
I just wish it could last
Past debate night; Trump’s blast
Gently dulled, if not dampened to naught.
Trump’s GOP Enemies List (Limerick)
Sunday, October 18th, 2020Headline: “Trump Is Taking Down Names as Republicans Begin Jumping Ship on His ‘Totally Off the Rails’ Campaign”
Donald Trump has been taking down names
Of Republican pols whom he blames
For their last minute swipes
And anti-Trump gripes:
No more favors from Trump, he proclaims.
“Superspreader” Trump Returns To The Trail (Limerick)
Monday, October 12th, 2020Headline: “Trump returns to trail amid concerns over COVID-19 diagnosis”
All we hear from the White House is lies
And evasions that nobody buys.
What’s the risk of exposure
To Trump? Non-disclosure!
I surmise that all contact’s unwise.
Pence’s Flying Friend (Limerick)
Thursday, October 8th, 2020Headline: “A fly sat atop Mike Pence’s head for two minutes during the V.P. debate.”
A fly’s lengthy stay on Mike’s head
(Two minutes, until the fly fled)
Went unnoticed by Pence,
Or ignored. Makes no sense,
Unless Pence is a robot … or dead.
Trump Won The 1st Debate Bigly! Who Knew?
Thursday, October 1st, 2020Trump Tweet: “I won the debate big, based on compilation of polls etc. Thank you!”
Trump Tweet: “Why would I allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third Debates when I easily won last time?”
Donald claims that he won the debate.
Seems he thinks his performance first-rate.
All the polls (so Trump says)
Prove Joe lost to the Prez.
But as always, for proof we await.
Apologize? Hell No! (Limerick)
Thursday, October 1st, 2020Headline: “Biden Says He’s Not Sorry for Calling Trump Racist, Clown, Liar, ‘Putin’s Puppy’ During Debate: ‘Everything I Said Was True’”
Joe called Trump “liar,” “racist,” “fool,” “clown.”
“Are you sorry?” he’s asked with a frown.
Why should Biden regret
Any apt epithet?
There’s no reason for Joe to back down!
Limerick Ode To The Defiler-In-Chief
Wednesday, September 30th, 2020Headline: “Undecided Voter Says Trump Acted Like ‘a Crackhead’ During Debate, Will Now Back Biden”
The presidency’s been defiled
By the Donald, a petulant child,
Whose debate-style is rude
And disruptive, vile, crude–
Like a crackhead, but even more wild.
Trump’s Demented Accusations (Limerick)
Monday, September 28th, 2020Headline: “‘The president thinks his best case is made in urine’: Biden campaign mocks Trump’s drug-testing demand”
“Joe’s demented,” says Trump about Biden.
“With that brain, he should NOT be presidin’.
While debatin’ I’ll best him;
If not, we must test him
For drugs. Then we’ll know what he’s hidin’.”
Mask Mandate Madness (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 16th, 2020Headline: “Biden on Trump’s Attack on Him for Not Introducing Mask Mandate: ‘To Be Clear, I Am Not Currently President’”
“Where’s the national mandate for masks
Biden promised to give us?” Trump asks.
For logic, I mourn,
Cuz I sure could have sworn
That’s among Donald’s President-tasks.
Trump’s Killer Instinct (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 15th, 2020Headline: “Trump ignores science at dangerous indoor rally”
Donald’s base should start writing their wills,
Cuz he feeds on large audience thrills;
Crammed together indoors,
Scanty masks, chair-filled floors.
Donald Trump doesn’t care whom he kills.
Ante Up! (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 8th, 2020Ante up, if you’re anti the guy
In the White House. You surely know why:
If we fail to vote out
That liar and lout,
Bid all that is good a goodbye.
Another Promise Unkept (Limerick)
Friday, August 28th, 2020Trump way back in 2016: “I am the law and order candidate.”
“Law and Order’s” a Trump campaign vow,
But the promise that Trump’s making now
Is a ’16 repeat
That he broke. So unseat
Donald Trump and let Joe take a bow.
Trump-Logic (Limerick)
Friday, August 28th, 2020Blaming Biden for civil unrest
Falls afoul of ye old straight-face test.
Cuz the last time I checked
Trump was prez, and he’s wrecked
Our great nation. (So much for “Be Best.”)
The Trump Cult (Limerick)
Monday, August 24th, 2020“In lieu of a party platform, Republicans express ‘strong support’ of Trump.”
The GOP seems to exult
In becoming the Donald Trump Cult.
No platform this year —
Just a Donald Trump cheer;
Lots of toadies, but not one adult!
If Susan B. Anthony Could Write Limericks
Tuesday, August 18th, 2020“President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed a pardon for women’s suffrage icon Susan B. Anthony, who was arrested in 1872 for casting a ballot when women could not vote.”
Dear Donald, your pardon’s rejected;
I despise pardonees you’ve protected!
Stop pretending to care
About gals, and don’t dare
Use my pardon to get reelected.
Trump’s Executive “Order” Scam (Limerick)
Monday, August 10th, 2020Washington Post Headline: “Here’s what is actually in Trump’s four executive orders
The details on payroll taxes, unemployment and evictions are not as generous as he made them sound.”
Dear Donald, how sneakily clever!
Will your “orders” help voters? No never!
But your base who’s unschooled
In the law may be fooled
By your “efforts” while pulling that lever.
Rally Folly (Limerick)
Monday, June 22nd, 2020Dear Donald, you seem to be sad
Cuz that rally in Tulsa was BAD.
Your turnout was poor–
A shanda full-bore–
Just deserts for a self-dealing cad.
Trump Pens Another Limerick
Wednesday, May 6th, 2020“The Democrats want me to fail,
And they’re rooting for death to prevail.
Since election’s their goal,
They’d applaud a large hole
In our markets … plus vote-fraud by mail.”
Irrational Polls (Limerick)
Friday, March 27th, 2020Headline: “Trump’s Approval Jumps Five Points”
A rise in the Donald’s approval
Transcends logic; he merits removal!
Such a gain in our national
Polls is irrational…
As peculiar as numbers from Liouville.*
*If you don’t understand my reference to mathematician Joseph Liouville, here’s a helpful link. And no, I’d never heard of him before, either. But when you’re desperate for a rhyme word, sometimes you have to research math.
