Posts Tagged ‘Economy Haiku’

Political Haiku and Tanka Too

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

White House and Congress
bought and managed by donors —
puppet theater.

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An epidemic —
political hypocrites —
Today’s GOP.

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Unlimited cash
from corporations to pols —
democracy dies.

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Economic growth
still not translating to jobs —
Republicans shrug.

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Republican cuts
to budget sure to kill jobs —
Boehner: “So be it.”

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Deliberately
destroying economy
seemed unthinkable.
No longer a silly thought —
GOP election goal.

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Author’s Note: These haiku and tanka were inspired in part by the following prompts: puppet, epidemic, unlimited, growth, and silly.

Political Haiku Quartet

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

Styrofoam is back.
“Green the Capitol” is gone.
Job, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs?

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Rotund Rush Limbaugh
says Michelle Obama’s fat—
that’s hard to swallow.

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Freedom from taxes
demanded by those who crave
what taxes give them.

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The mental midget
mentioned an affinity
with Rush — no surprise.

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Showing up to vote—
a yearly exercise in
unrequited hope.

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(More political haiku here. And more Rush Limbaugh humor here.)

Political Haiku Quintet (Updated to Add Egypt Haiku)

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

Today I’m posting four political haiku which, I fear, are all more cynical than witty. (I’ve added a 5th about Egypt’s revolution which is uplifting, rather than cynical.)

Technically each of these is a senryu, though most people would label them haiku. What the heck’s a senryu, and how does it differ from haiku? I explain it all here and, believe it or not, use a three-verse limerick to illustrate the distinctions.

Politicians strive
to make a good impression
without doing good.

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The economy’s
either looking up or down.
Depends on your stance.

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Commenters bicker,
thrusting political barbs,
changing no one’s mind.

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How did we get here?
“Pragmatic” subjugation
of our Dem ideals.

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A revolution
In Egypt transforms, uplifts,
Giving hope to all.

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