Posts Tagged ‘Eating Habits’

A Morsel To Chew On (Limerick)

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

What genius decided that talking about Romney’s weird eating habits would make him sound more human?

I’ll grant you that robots probably don’t eat muffins. However, a normal human being doesn’t eat just the muffin top and cast aside the rest.

A Morsel To Chew On (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

In an effort to boost Mitt’s appeal,
Just what does he choose to reveal:
He likes muffin tops best
And he tosses the rest.
“Vote for Mitt — He wastes food.” What a spiel!