Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Monday, May 10th, 2021
Headline: “Kevin McCarthy is pushing Liz Cheney out for saying almost exactly what he said after January 6”
Kev McCarthy’s politically hollow;
There is only one person he’ll follow,
And it’s scam-meister Trump!
You won’t ass-kiss that lump?
That’s one “crime” Kev refuses to swallow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney Ouster
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Kevin McCarthy
Thursday, May 6th, 2021
The state of the GOP’s dire;
It’s led by a guy who’s a liar.
And its members must swallow
Trump’s bullshit and wallow
In muck to survive, or move higher.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP, GOP Lies, Republican Complicity, Republican Cowardice, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The State of the GOP (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 5th, 2021
Do you remember all those claims that Trump would be launching a “social media platform” that would “redefine social media?” Well, it’s been launched … and it doesn’t:
Have you seen Trump’s new “platform?” It’s sad!
“Redefines” social medya? Egad!
A mere blog! That is all
That it is. So banal
And bare-bones – the mere inverse of rad!
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Platform
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Donald Trump’s “Barely-A-Blog”
Thursday, April 29th, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy won’t say if Cheney is ‘good fit’ for his team”
Is Liz a “good fit” for his team?
Rep. McCarthy won’t say, goes the meme.
Their spat’s over Trump,
Who Kev’s frightened to dump;
Liz won’t swim with his swamp of a stream.
Tags: Donald Trump, Elizabeth Cheney, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Liz v. Kevin (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 21st, 2021
Censure Waters? That sure takes some nerve!
But Republicans tried it with verve.
Though they’re outraged (they claim)
By her words, they di’n’t blame
Trump for HIS. (They grade Trump on a curve.)
Tags: Censure, Donald Trump, Faux Controversies, Faux Outrage, GOP Hypocrisy, Incitement, Inciting Violence, Language Police, Maxine Waters, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in California Satire, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on GOPers Target Maxine Waters
Monday, April 5th, 2021
Headline: “How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations”
Donald Trump raked in money; a mint
From his fans, who had nary a hint
Of the sums they had given.
To shock they were driven
By boxes (pre-checked) and small print.
Tags: Campaign Donations, Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Political Donations
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Donation Scam (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2021
The basis for Sidney Powell’s defense in the Dominion defamation case is that her claims about Dominion were too wacko to be believed by reasonable people.
Sidney Powell’s defense to the suit
For defaming Dominion’s a hoot:
Since her claims re Dominion
Were dubious opinion,
The judge has to boot the dispute.
Tags: Defamation, Dominion, Dominion Voting Systems, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Libel, Litigation Humor, Sidney Powell, Slander, Voting Fraud, Voting Technology
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Sidney Powell’s Risible Defense (Limerick)
Sunday, March 21st, 2021
Mar-a-Lago is partially closed,
Due to Covid. No shock: Trump’s opposed
To the wearing of masks;
In rebellion, he basks.
The result? His club’s rep has been hosed.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Outbreak, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Florida, Health Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, Florida, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Malaise At Mar-a-Lago? (Limerick)
Thursday, March 18th, 2021
You’re of Asian descent? Then watch out!
There’s a bullseye on you, without doubt,
Placed by Trump and his cronies —
Those bigots and phonies.
All it took was a “Kung Flu” Trump shout.
Tags: Asian-Americans, Bullies Humor, Bullying, China Virus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Kung-Flu
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Bullies’ Bullseye On Asian-Americans (Limerick)
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
“Republicans are sounding the alarm that his attempts to meddle in primaries could hurt the party’s efforts to win back the majority”
GOPers are worried and fretting;
They’re afraid that Trump’s meddling’s abetting
The Dems in the House.
For they bet on a louse,
Whose candidate picks have them sweating.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Primary Challenges
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Meddling “Former Guy” (Limerick)
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
My latest limerick was inspired by a recent Mike Pence op-ed in The Daily Signal. Here’s how he begins: “After an election marked by significant voting irregularities and numerous instances of officials setting aside state election law, I share the concerns of millions of Americans about the integrity of the 2020 election.”
Dear Mike Pence, I am forced to surmise
That you haven’t stopped backing Trump’s lies.
He endangered your life!
Yet your statements are rife
With Trump myths. That’s bizarre and unwise.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, January 6, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What Will It Take For Pence To Stop Repeating Trump’s Lies? (Limerick)
Monday, March 1st, 2021
Is Donald a boor, or a bore?
How ’bout both? Yes, forget either/or,
For at CPAC his game
Was old lies, hate, and blame.
Don’t need more of the same toxic snore!
Tags: "The Former Guy", CPAC, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Enough With “The Former Guy!” (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 24th, 2021
Headline: “‘Get Used To Me’: Defiant DeJoy Previews More Cost-Cutting Measures”
“Get Used To Me!” taunts Gen. DeJoy,
Whose ploys appear meant to destroy
The deliv’ry of mail,
Which now moves like a snail.
He treats mail like a worthless old toy.
Tags: DeJoy, Donald Trump, Louis DeJoy, Mail Service, Post Office, Postal Service, Postmaster General DeJoy
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mail Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Postmaster General DeJoy Generates The Opposite Of Joy (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2021
Neera Tanden’s Budget Director nomination appears doomed because … “MEAN Tweets!” Double standard, much?
Trump’s Tweeting career was extensive,
His Twitter posts mean and offensive.
Did this mar the support
From his party? (Loud snort!)
But those “MEAN” Tanden tweets? They’re expensive!
Tags: Budget Director, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Budget Director Blues (Limerick)
Thursday, February 18th, 2021
“Cancel Culture’s” an epithet (new)
That Republicans relish and spew.
Yet they’ll censure and scold
GOPers who’re bold;
Who vote “guilty” re Trump … though it’s true.
Tags: Cancel Culture, Censure, Donald Trump, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Cancel Culture” Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 17th, 2021
Headline: “In televised town hall, Biden says he wants to end national fixation on ‘the former guy'”
Though it’s boring and lacking in bite,
Biden’s nickname for Trump seems just right;
It’s “the former guy.” Wow!
Biden, please take a bow
For a name Trump will hate, cuz it’s trite.
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Nicknames
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Nickname For Trump? (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021
GOPers are weary and sick
Of defending that scurrilous Dick.
Yet they’re loath to abort
Their debased Trump support.
Are they cowards, or frauds? Take your pick!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Obsequious Republicans (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021
Mitch is trying to have it both ways:
First he joins in the “Don’t Convict!” nays.
Then he spouts a critique
Of Trump’s actions, with pique.
For hypocrisy (rank!) he wants praise?
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Two-Faced Mitch (Limerick)
Sunday, February 14th, 2021
Trump’s acquittal by GOP wimps
Gave us more than a generous glimpse
At pols who enrolled
In the “Trump Cult” and sold
Off their souls; fawning wretches and simps!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on In Acquitting Trump, GOP Senators Acquit Themselves Poorly (Limerick)
Thursday, February 11th, 2021
With Trump finally out of office, I thought I was done writing “If Trump Could Write Limericks.” But apparently not.
So my crowd got a bit out of hand?
No big deal! I would never command
Them to kill, even maim,
And my language was tame.
This impeachment hoax ought to be banned!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”