Posts Tagged ‘Debating Humor’
Sunday, August 4th, 2024
I can’t resist mocking Trump’s attempts to weenie out of debating Harris. Why? Because his pretext for backing out of the ABC debate (and switching to a Fox debate) doesn’t pass the straight-faced test:
“I am in litigation against ABC Network and George Slopadopoulos, thereby creating a conflict of interest.” What’s wrong with that excuse? Trump’s lawsuit is NOT a new development. Trump filed suit in MARCH and agreed to the ABC debate nearly two months later, in MAY.
To his base, Trump’s a tough, macho male,
Who would never back down and/or bail.
Yet he’s scared to debate
Our great VEEP on the date
And agreed-upon place. He turned tail!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate, Debate Limerick, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris/Trump Debate, Kamala Harris, Presidential Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Thursday, October 1st, 2020
Trump Tweet: “I won the debate big, based on compilation of polls etc. Thank you!”
Trump Tweet: “Why would I allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third Debates when I easily won last time?”
Donald claims that he won the debate.
Seems he thinks his performance first-rate.
All the polls (so Trump says)
Prove Joe lost to the Prez.
But as always, for proof we await.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Thursday, October 1st, 2020
Headline: “Biden Says He’s Not Sorry for Calling Trump Racist, Clown, Liar, ‘Putin’s Puppy’ During Debate: ‘Everything I Said Was True’”
Joe called Trump “liar,” “racist,” “fool,” “clown.”
“Are you sorry?” he’s asked with a frown.
Why should Biden regret
Any apt epithet?
There’s no reason for Joe to back down!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Wednesday, September 30th, 2020
Headline: “Undecided Voter Says Trump Acted Like ‘a Crackhead’ During Debate, Will Now Back Biden”
The presidency’s been defiled
By the Donald, a petulant child,
Whose debate-style is rude
And disruptive, vile, crude–
Like a crackhead, but even more wild.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Monday, September 28th, 2020
Headline: “‘The president thinks his best case is made in urine’: Biden campaign mocks Trump’s drug-testing demand”
“Joe’s demented,” says Trump about Biden.
“With that brain, he should NOT be presidin’.
While debatin’ I’ll best him;
If not, we must test him
For drugs. Then we’ll know what he’s hidin’.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Drug Tests, Election 2020, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Demented Accusations (Limerick)
