Posts Tagged ‘Deal Maker’
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020
Headline: “President Trump throws wrench into COVID-19 relief by saying he won’t sign bill”
When a bill is a fait accompli,
Trump the “deal-maker” bitches with glee.
He won’t help something pass;
He’d much rather harass
Other pols, in a bill-griping spree.
Donald COULD have helped carve out a deal
For Covid Relief. But that heel
Sent Mnuchin to rep him,
And now would sidestep him;
A bit late for such “squeaky wheel” zeal!
Tags: Art of the Deal, Covid Relief, COVID-19, Covid-19 Relief, Deal Maker, Donald Trump, Legislation Humor, Pandemic, Steven Mnuchin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Deal-Maker-In-Chief (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, June 8th, 2019
I didn’t know Sen. Schumer had such a flair for sarcasm. Check out his tweet:
This is an historic night!
@realDonaldTrump has announced that he has cut a deal to “greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States.”
Now that that problem is solved, I’m sure we won’t be hearing any more about it in the future.
Donald makes a big deal about deals;
A great deal of the time, Donald feels
The need to go bragging
Re super deal-snagging…
So his base will think failures are steals.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Deal Maker, Deal Making, Deals, Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Mexico
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Yet Another “Great” Donald Deal (Limerick)
Friday, January 11th, 2019
Audio Player
The self-described deal-maker fails
To close deals. Donald’s thwarted? He bails.
Nancy ties him in knots,
And whenever he spots
Her he’ll plotz, as his orange skin pales.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Border Wall, Budget Deal, Cement Wall, Deal Maker, Deal Making, Deals, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Border, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown, Steel Wall
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Mexico Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our So-Called Deal-Maker
Thursday, July 5th, 2018
Weekly Standard Headline: “Trump The Chump”
A narcissist low-life named Trump
Ran for prez and then bragged on the stump:
“My deal-making’s great!”
Many learned way too late
That at deal-making, Donald’s a chump.
Tags: Deal Breaker, Deal Maker, Donald Trump, Negotiating, Negotiations
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on White House Chump (Limerick)