Posts Tagged ‘Crime Humor’
Thursday, November 21st, 2024
Most of my political verse takes the form of limericks or haiku. But this one is a four-liner – a quatrain:
I’m not shocked by Trump’s Cabinet picks.
I’m not stunned by each deviant creature.
Because sexual crimes against chicks
For Trump ain’t a bug, but a feature.
Tags: Cabinet Nominees, Campaign Satire, Crime & Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Matt Gaetz, Pete Hegseth, Republicans Humor, RFK Jr., Trump's Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, Gender Politics, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Trump | No Comments »
Thursday, September 3rd, 2020
Headline: “Trump Committed Felony Urging Supporters to Vote Twice”
Donald Trump told supporters: “Vote twice,”
Which is awful, unlawful advice.
His words aren’t just flawed;
He’s encouraging fraud.
Yet another Trump crime with no price.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Voter Fraud
Posted in Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Voting-Fraudster-In-Chief (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 25th, 2019
Headline: “Trump’s repeated defense against assault accusations: call the accuser unattractive”
Donald’s message: I’m very selective
When viewing a victim, prospective,
So her rape claim’s a lie,
And it’s obvious why:
She isn’t “my type!” She’s defective!
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, E. Jean Carroll, Rape, Sexual Assault
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s “She’s Not My Type” Defense (Limerick)
Saturday, March 9th, 2019
Headline: “How could anyone think Paul Manafort lived an ‘otherwise blameless’ life?”
NOT a limerick:
Judge Ellis while sentencing Paul
Said his life has been “otherwise blameless.”
But that claim just ain’t true. Not at all!
Seems both Paul and Judge Ellis are shameless.
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Criminal Law, Judge Ellis, Judge T.S. Ellis III, Judiciary Humor, Judiciary Satire, Paul Manafort
Posted in Crime, Law Satire, Political Limericks | Comments Off on “Otherwise Blameless?” (Quatrain)
Monday, December 10th, 2018
From a Trump tweet today: “No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.”
Donald tweets about guns that ain’t “smocking,”
Which occasions a whole lot of mocking.
Poor Trump’s in a bind,
For soon he will find
Much bad news and “clean” coal in his stocking.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Collusion, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Smocking Gun, Trump Collusion
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Smocking Gun” Mockery (Limerick)
Monday, December 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Accuses Trump of Witness Tampering”
Donald’s latest illegal pursuit:
Witness tamp’ring on Twitter. The coot
Injudiciously hurts
His case; his tweet-blurts
Furnish proof Trump can never refute.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Crime, Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Robert Mueller, Witness Tampering
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump: “Witness Tamperer In Chief” (Limerick)
Monday, November 26th, 2018
For his crimes and his wrongs, Trump must pay.
It’s essential! We should not delay,
Else the normalization
Of crass aberration
Shall forever remain on display.
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Must Pay! (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Man Cites Trump After Groping Woman on Flight”
Trump’s impact is rather immense,
And it often defies common sense.
Grope a gal sans permission?
No need for contrition;
Just rely on the “Donald Defense!”
Tags: Crime, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Grab By Pussy, Law Humor, Law Limerick, Leadership Humor, Legal Defense Humor, Lewdness, Loutish Behavior, Sexual Assault, Sexual Crimes
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Leading By Example (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2018
Trump’s personal lawyer’s confessed
To committing at Donald’s behest
And direction some crimes,
While his party-mate slimes
Are pretending to be unimpressed.
Tags: Campaign Finance, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen
Posted in Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The “What’s The Big Deal?” Defense (Limerick)
Saturday, June 30th, 2018
Some look at our system with awe,
But the man who keeps breaking the law
Gets to help load the court
With wingnuts who’ll thwart
Donald’s punishment. Rather a flaw!
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Legal, Legal Verse, Supreme Court
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on A Discordant Note (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 27th, 2018
The Donald’s a cowardly fella,
Who has bravery fantasies stella.
He’d save kids, he’ll maintain,
Though (I guess) not from rain:
Watch him hogging his big-ass umbrella.
Tags: Bravery, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Education Humor, Florida, Florida Massacre, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Laws, Gun Lobby, Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, NRA, Parkland Florida, School Safety, Schools, Teachers, Trump Bragging, Umbrella
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Bravery Claims Are All Wet (Limerick)
Monday, February 26th, 2018
This CNN headline cries out for a limerick: “Trump on Florida shooting: ‘I really believe I’d run in there, even if I didn’t have a weapon'”
Dear Donald: How lovely to know
That you’d bravely and willingly go
T’wards a gunman to save
High school students! You knave,
How’re those bone spurs of yours? What a schmo!
Tags: Bravery, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Education Humor, Florida, Florida Massacre, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Laws, Gun Lobby, Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, NRA, Parkland Florida, Police Humor, School Safety, Schools, Teachers, Trump Bragging
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Our Brave Oval Knave (Limerick)
Thursday, February 22nd, 2018
Dear NRA lovers and tools:
“Armed teachers protecting our schools?”
This insults the police
Who FULL-TIME keep the peace.
Sniper skills ain’t a hobby, you fools!
Tags: Cop Limerick, Cops, Crime Humor, Education Humor, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Gun Laws, NRA, Police Humor, School Safety, Schools, Teachers
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Education Limerick, GOP Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To NRA TOOLS
Saturday, January 27th, 2018
Trump tried to dump Mueller and failed —
Yet another obstruction unveiled.
How much proof will it take
Till his allies foresake
Him, and Donald is finally jailed?
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Prisons, Robert Mueller
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on A Prison Awaits Him (Limerick)
Friday, July 1st, 2016
It’s illegal and terribly brash
To ask foreign officials for cash
For your U.S. prez run.
That’s what Donald has done.
Will he pay any price? Balderdash!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Law
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dear Donald: Soliciting Campaign Donations From Foreign Government Officials Is Illegal (Limerick)
