Posts Tagged ‘Coronavirus’
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Urine cures COVID, Christopher Key, recently arrested Alabama anti-vaxxer, falsely claims”
An anti-vax leader, Chris Key,
Says “I drink my own urine,” with glee.
The “Vaccine-Police” founder,
A loon and a bounder,
Insists that God’s cure-all’s your pee.
Tags: Anti-Vax Humor, Anti-Vaxers, Anti-Vaxxers, Christopher Key, Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Drink Urine, Epidemic, God Cure-All, Health, Pandemic, Science Humor, Urine Cure, Urine Humor, Urine Limerick, Vaccine Police
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Limerick For A Key Anti-Vaxxer
Sunday, March 21st, 2021
Mar-a-Lago is partially closed,
Due to Covid. No shock: Trump’s opposed
To the wearing of masks;
In rebellion, he basks.
The result? His club’s rep has been hosed.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Outbreak, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Florida, Health Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, Florida, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Malaise At Mar-a-Lago? (Limerick)
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
Headline: “Biden calls states’ relaxing virus restrictions, including mask mandates, ‘Neanderthal thinking’”
Relaxing state Covid restrictions
Conflicts with the science predictions.
It’s “Neanderthal thinking,”
Says Biden, not shrinking
From words that condemn derelictions.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Epidemic, Joe Biden, Mask Mandates, Mask Restrictions, Mississippi, Neanderthal thinking, Pandemic, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Neanderthal Limerick
Thursday, January 21st, 2021
Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Joe Biden, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Existent Trump Vaccine Distribution Plan (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021
Headline: “Three Democrats Now Have COVID-19 After Republicans Refused To Wear Masks During The Capitol Attack”
Three Democrats, trapped in tight space,
Taking refuge from Trump’s raging base,
Were infected; made ill
By GOP swill
Who refused to wear masks — a disgrace!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Epidemics Limerick, Health, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Three House Democrats Catch Covid-19 While Sheltering With Republican Mask-Refuseniks (Limerick)
Monday, October 26th, 2020
“We’re rounding the turn,” Trump proclaims;
Deception’s but one of his games.
His rallies are reckless,
His mask-mocking, feckless.
Is disease-spreading one of his aims?
Tags: Campaign 2020, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election Humor, Election2020, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Rounding The Turn?” Or Chasing Our Tails? (Limerick)
Monday, October 12th, 2020
Headline: “Twitter Flags Trump’s Tweet About Being ‘Immune’ to Virus”
The Donald proclaims “I’m immune,”
A rather implausible tune.
Sounding mad as a hatter,
His asinine chatter
Makes it clear that the man is a loon.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election2020, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump returns to trail amid concerns over COVID-19 diagnosis”
All we hear from the White House is lies
And evasions that nobody buys.
What’s the risk of exposure
To Trump? Non-disclosure!
I surmise that all contact’s unwise.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election 2020, Pandemic, Trump, Trump Rallies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Superspreader” Trump Returns To The Trail (Limerick)
Thursday, October 8th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Calls His Illness ‘a Blessing From God’”
Getting Covid’s a “Blessing From God?”
Methinks that Trump’s reasoning’s flawed.
Donald’s just-pretend piety
Merits dubiety.
As with most things, re God Trump’s a fraud.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Health Humor, Pandemic, Religious Humor, Religious Hypocrisy, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Covid’s A “Blessing From God?” (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 7th, 2020
I’ve tried, but can’t shake my suspicion
That Trump and Mike Pence have this mission:
To infect Biden’s team —
That’s the Donald’s wet dream,
Which he thinks cancels out his condition.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Joe Biden, Mike Pence, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Real Mission? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
The Donald says, “Don’t be afraid
Of Covid.” We’re all being played!
To imply “No Big Deal”
Hurts our land’s common weal.
Once again, we’re by Donald betrayed.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fake Machismo Strikes Again (Limerick)
Sunday, October 4th, 2020
Here’s hoping that Donald’s health slump
Quickly ends — sends him back on the stump.
And I also am hoping
We stop merely coping…
And recover from Donald J. Trump.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Recovery Hopes (Limerick)
Thursday, October 1st, 2020
Via ABC News: “President Donald Trump will hold more large-scale campaign rallies in Wisconsin this weekend as coronavirus cases and hospitalization rage across the battleground state, making the clear decision to prioritize campaigning rather than worry about more people getting sick.”
Since it’s vital to cover all bases,
I am holding big rallies in places
Where the China Plague’s strong.
I don’t care if it’s wrong
Cuz I’m shielded from all virus traces.
Tags: China Plague, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Pretends Pandemic Is Over”
Donald Trump and his cronies pretend
That COVID has come to an end.
But magical thinking
Solves nothing: No shrinking
Of death counts — infections ascend.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Magical Thinking, Pandemic
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pandemic? WHAT Pandemic? (Limerick)
Monday, August 10th, 2020
Washington Post Headline: “Here’s what is actually in Trump’s four executive orders
The details on payroll taxes, unemployment and evictions are not as generous as he made them sound.”
Dear Donald, how sneakily clever!
Will your “orders” help voters? No never!
But your base who’s unschooled
In the law may be fooled
By your “efforts” while pulling that lever.
Tags: Campaign, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election 2020, Election Humor, Executive Orders, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Executive “Order” Scam (Limerick)
Sunday, May 24th, 2020
“Pious” Trump, did you worship today?
Cuz you surely seemed busy at play
At a golf course you own.
Yet we heard you intone
“OPEN CHURCH!” edicts. (Too swamped to pray?)
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Golf, Hypocrisy, Pandemic, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Religion Satire, Trump Hypocrisy
Posted in Donald Trump, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Golfer-In-Chief (Limerick)
Friday, May 22nd, 2020
Headline: “Trump slams governors, demands they open houses of worship ‘right now’”
“You must open the churches right now!”
Ordered Trump, as if Donald somehow
Had the right to enforce
Such an edict. Of course
To his base, Trump’s a great sacred cow.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Pandemic, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Religion Satire
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, May 20th, 2020
The Pusher-In-Chief says he’s taking
A dangerous drug. Is he faking?
Since he’s crazy enough
To swallow that stuff,
Shall we swallow the claim Donald’s making?
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Hydroxychloroquine, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pusher-In-Chief (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 6th, 2020
“The Democrats want me to fail,
And they’re rooting for death to prevail.
Since election’s their goal,
They’d applaud a large hole
In our markets … plus vote-fraud by mail.”
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Pens Another Limerick
Monday, May 4th, 2020
Donald’s rush to reopen stokes dread
Cuz he’d risk causing many more dead.
Though he claims he’ll abide
By data as guide,
Trump’s metrics are hatched in his head.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Metrics, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Rush To Reopen (Limerick)
