Posts Tagged ‘Chuck Schumer’
Monday, May 29th, 2023
This confession will make me look mad,
But I simply can’t help being sad
That a debt deal is close,
Cuz it’s time for a dose
Of the 14th Amendment. (My bad?)
Tags: 14th Amendment, 50-50 Senate, Biden Limerick, Chuck Schumer, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Federal Budget, Federal Debt, Federal Default, Finance Limerick, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Humor, Trump, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Charles Schumer, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Deal? Or NO Deal? (Limerick)
Friday, October 8th, 2021
Was it Schumer who caved? Was it Mitch?
These debt ceiling fights are a bitch,
And they never make sense.
Yes our debt is immense,
But to spurn obligations? That’s rich!
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Chuck Schumer, Debt Ceiling, Federal Debt, Finance Limerick, Mitch McConnell
Posted in Chuck Schumer, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Debt Ceiling Stupidity (Limerick)
Saturday, March 20th, 2021
The threats from McConnell are worth
Very little, excepting some mirth.
He’ll tie up the work
Of the Senate? That jerk
Has blocked bills from the birth of the earth.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell, Republican Senate
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Wednesday, January 9th, 2019
Audio Player
Headline: “Trump storms out of meeting as shutdown careens toward fourth week”
The Donald stormed out of the meeting
Cuz his wall scheme was taking a beating.
The Speaker was “mean,”
So he vented his spleen
In a petulant act of retreating.
Tags: Border Wall, Chuck Schumer, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexico Border, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Storms Out Of His Own Meeting (Limerick)
Friday, December 21st, 2018
The odds of a shutdown are growing,
And the BS-packed blame-game is flowing.
Blame Pelosi, they blare.
Schumer! Durbin! I swear,
Those Republican noses are growing.
Tags: Border Wall, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, December 13th, 2018
Trump had the audacity to threaten the Democrats: He “warned he would not work with Democrats if they continue to support the special counsel investigation and are ‘going to do presidential harassment.’”
Donald’s warnings to Dems are confusing;
Also foolish, bizarre, and amusing:
“Presidential harassment”
Must stop! If the Ass meant
To scare us, he must have been boozing.
Tags: Chuck Schumer, Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nanny State, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Poor Donnie Feels Harassed (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 12th, 2018
Some claim Donald was goaded by Chuck
Into owning the shutdown. Good luck
With excuses as lame
As THAT. Who’s to blame
For this misstep? It’s President Schmuck.
Tags: Border Wall, Chuck Schumer, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in 44 Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Pelosi Verse, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our Goading Victim In Chief
Monday, January 22nd, 2018
A promise from Mitch makes me twitch.
Who would bet against glitches or hitch?
Yes a DACA vote pledge
Is worth caca; a hedge
Could turn Schumer from champ to Mitch-bitch.
Tags: Chuck Schumer, DACA, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Immigration Humor, Immigration Reform, Mitch McConnell
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Shutdown Deal — Schumer Cave? Or Strategery? (Limerick)