Posts Tagged ‘Campaign Satire’
Monday, December 5th, 2022
Flag-hugger Donald
says suspend Constitution–
GOP pols shrug.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Flag-Hugger Haiku
Saturday, December 3rd, 2022
Many folks have a shocking capacity
For deception and lies — sheer mendacity.
They will lie to the max,
Spurring violent attacks
On those guilty of naught but veracity.
*****
When mendacity
replaces veracity,
sorry state indeed.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Deception, Dishonesty, Election Humor, Election Satire, Liars, Media Humor, Mendacity, Republicans Humor, Terrorism, Violence
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Immersed In Mendacity (Limerick and Haiku)
Sunday, November 27th, 2022
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug.
Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug?
He announced and was trounced
In reviews, soon pronounced
“Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Announcement Dud (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
Donald thinks that his run’s a solution
To imminent crime-prosecution.
But indictments shall come,
And that law-breaking bum
Will be tried and soon face retribution.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Election2024, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump2024
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Real Reason Trump’s Running Yet Again (Limerick)
Monday, February 1st, 2021
Embracing the fringe politicians
(Pols enamored of lies and seditions)
Is the GOP’s course.
Will this soon be its source
Of failing electoral missions?
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fringe Politicians, Marjorie Taylor Greene
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on My Limerick Question Of The Day
Thursday, November 19th, 2020
The Donald keeps getting more brazen
With the voter fraud nonsense he’s raisin’.
Trump lies and conspires,
Throws bombs and sets fires,
As he blocks the Prez Joe Biden phase-in.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Satire, Joe Biden, Presidential Election, Presidential Election 2020, Transition Limerick, Voter Fraud
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Brazen Almost-Ex-President (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 6th, 2017
“Are you suff’ring from voter’s remorse?”
That query arises, perforce.
But I’ve yet to hear “yes”
In response, I confess.
Does it cause that much stress to change course?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Conned Voters, Donald Trump, Election Humor, President Trump, Voter's Remorse
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Voter’s Remorse? (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 24th, 2017
“Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers.”
Now that Trump’s been sworn in, you would think
Mr. Orange would feel in the pink;
That he’d cease his false claims
And fake voter-fraud flames,
But it seems that the man needs a shrink.
Clinton’s popular vote win’s immense,
Which is making Trump terribly tense.
So he fabricates fraud,
Saying votes for the Broad
By illegals robbed Donald and Pence.
Tags: Alternate Facts, Campaign 2016, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pence, President Trump, Trump/Pence, Voter Fraud, Voting Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on You Lost The Popular Vote, Donald. Get Over It! (2-Verse Limerick)
Friday, November 4th, 2016
“Cyberbullying’s bad,” said Trump’s spouse.
“Kids are mean with the click of a mouse.
As First Lady, I’ll fight
To battle this blight.”
Hey lady, first clean your own house.
Tags: Bullying, Campaign Satire, Cyberbullying, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Melania Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Technology Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
There’s a stark double standard from Comey.
(If you don’t think I’m MAD, you don’t know me.)
He proclaims each Hill crumb,
Yet on Trump he stays mum.
So my message to Comey is “Blow me!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Election 2016, Election Humor, Election Limerick, Email Humor, FBI, GOP Hypocrisy, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy, James Comey, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To FBI Director James Comey
Thursday, October 27th, 2016
Ever wonder what Trump does for a hobby? Apparently he bitches about microphones:
Donald Trump amplified his contentious history with microphones Thursday, blaming the technology for recording what he thought he was saying in private.
In an interview set to air Thursday, Trump faulted a hot mic for capturing him speaking cavalierly about forcibly kissing and groping women with impunity because he’s ‘a star.’
‘The microphones, I mean to be honest should, you know, should never have been on,’ he said, according to an excerpt of an interview scheduled to broadcast Thursday evening with the global Catholic network EWTN and published by The Washington Post.
Trump’s revealed who is really at fault
For his infamous brags of assault.
Donald’s mic is to blame
For his “pussy” boast fame.
Trump’s a media pro? Oy gevalt!
Tags: Billy Bush, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hot Mic, Media Humor, Sexual Assault
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Poor Trump: The Mics Are Rigged Against Him (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2016
Here’s some news that has cheered me a bit:
Donald’s branding has taken a hit.
The elite who can pay
His steep rates, now say “Nay!”
So Trump’s “luxury” name ain’t worth spit.
Tags: Branding Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Trump Brand
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Down-Market Donald (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 25th, 2016
This election is nearing its end
None too soon; I’ve gone plumb round the bend.
I can’t handle more jive.
My mind’s taken a dive.
It needs Hillary’s village to mend.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Going To Town About The Election (Limerick)
Friday, October 21st, 2016
At a charity, heckling is rare,
But Trump got derision to spare
At the Alfred Smith Dinner.
Trump wasn’t the winner?
“Rigged” booing, no doubt. How unfair!
Tags: Al Smith Dinner, Campaign Satire, Catholic Charities, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Speech
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Jokes & One-Liners, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump “Bronx Cheered” In Manhattan (Limerick)
Thursday, October 20th, 2016
Donald lost the debate rather “bigly.”
The jig’s up, Mr. “Bigwig.” Your prigly
And pigly deportment
And oddball assortment
Of views “rigged the deal” … and I’m giggly.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
Posted in Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Losing “Bigly”
Tuesday, October 18th, 2016
It’s all “rigged,” Donald’s loudly contended;
Childish whining, before the game’s ended.
What’s his proof? Trump has none!
He’s undone his own run
Through behavior that can’t be defended.
But to Donald, he’s never to blame;
Not his lies, nor his predator fame
Could ever account
For the polls, as they mount
Against Trump and his Alt-Rightist game.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Rigged Elections, Sore Losers
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 17th, 2016
Will Donald show up to debate
And act crazy, confused, or irate?
Will he spread taller tales,
As he coke-sniffs and wails?
It’s all moot; Trump has sealed his own fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pre-Debate Queries (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 12th, 2016
Does anyone remember Donald Trump being shackled? Me neither.
And yet here’s Trump on Twitter: “It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.”
It’s time for a two-verse limerick. (5 Lines just aren’t enough.)
Now that Trump’s been “unshackled,” beware:
Donald’s free to be mean as a bear.
Trump the “gentleman’s” done.
Trump the tough guy’s begun;
That’s his threat in an effort to scare.
But this taunt leaves me rather amused,
Because Donald has constantly oozed
Spiteful bile on the stump.
Trump has ALWAYS been Trump,
Spewing lies that are venom-infused.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Republicans Humor, Shackles
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on When Exactly Was Trump Shackled? (Limerick)
Sunday, October 9th, 2016
The debaters are poised for the kill.
(I’m referring to Donald and Hill.)
Here’s the answer we need:
Will The Donald succeed
In changing the villain to Bill?
Tags: Bill Clinton, Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Lewdness
Posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump Gropes For A Distraction (Limerick)
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Donald Trump has expressed his “remorse,”
Says Mike Pence, who is “grateful,” of course.
He hopes Trump will impart
What he has “in his heart.”
It seems Pence doesn’t want a ‘divorce.’
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Lewd Language, Mike Pence
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Pence Offended, But Apparently Not THAT Offended (Limerick)
