Posts Tagged ‘Campaign Satire’
Thursday, September 5th, 2024
So…, you know all those oddball rally rants about wind and bacon, sharks and electrocution, “Alphonse” Capone, and the “late, great Hannibal Lecter?” According to Trump, he’s doing the “weave,” which makes him an oratorical genius:
Trump’s meandering salad linguistic
Is (to Donald) a “weave” — his euphuistic,
Novel term for confusing
And logic-abusing
Addresses. (Turns out they’re artistic!)
Trump’s digressions, he says, all make sense;
They are woven with brilliance intense.
He defies expectations
With dazzling orations.
Seems the Donald’s a “genius” immense.
So the next time you hear Donald speak,
Do not call him off-script or oblique.
With his language command,
He’s the best in the land;
A true maestro of flapping his beak.
Tags: Alphonse Capone, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hannibal Lecter, Kamala Harris, Off-Script, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Speeches, Trump's Weave
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Genius” Speeches (3-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, August 27th, 2024
In a call-in to Fox News, Trump argued with Martha MacCallum about the polls:
When Ms. MacCallum observed, accurately, that Ms. Harris was “having some success” with women, Hispanic and Black voters, Mr. Trump objected. “She’s not having success; I’m having success,” he said. “I’m doing great with the Hispanic voters, doing great with Black men, I’m doing great with women.”
“It’s only in your eyes that they have that, Martha,” he added. “We are doing very well.”
Hence, this limerick:
Trump obsessively follows each poll,
And bad numbers are taking their toll.
When he’s bested, he’s pissed.
I’m ahead, he’ll insist.
Don-OLD’s poll-envy’s out of control.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fox News, Kamala Harris, Media Humor, Political Polls, Poll Humor, PollPosition, Polls Humor, Pollsters, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Polls, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Poll Obsession (Limerick)
Saturday, August 24th, 2024
NY Times Headline: “On Truth Social, Donald Trump Tries to Refashion Himself as Supportive of Abortion Rights”
As his poll numbers fade, Trump’s dismayed,
So the felon who wrecked Roe v. Wade,
Now is feigning support
For the right to abort.
Too late Don-OLD! By CHOICERS you’re NAYED!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Feminist Humor, Pro-Choice, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Trump, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Woman-Problem (Limerick)
Friday, August 23rd, 2024
(Written in a rare — for ME — moment of optimism)
I’m exceedingly happy to say
That the Dems are right now in array.
Will this last long enough
In a contest so tough?
All my money’s on YEA … and so YAY!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Relishing The Joy (Limerick)
Friday, August 16th, 2024
During Thursday’s “just pretend” press conference, Trump used being called “weird” as a justification for personal attacks on Kamala Harris. Hence my “If Trump Could Write Limericks.”
Meanie Kamala says that I’m “weird.”
JD too, so we both have been smeared.
And that means I am free
To insult her with glee.
So here goes: Dougie Emhoff’s her BEARD!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Wednesday, August 14th, 2024
Donald’s allies keep warning the guy
That his insults and whining won’t fly:
She “turned Black?” Staged a “coup?”
“AI Crowds?” “Low IQ?”
All false claims that most voters won’t buy!
Though he’s eager to once again reign,
Donald treats their advice with disdain.
To his old ways, he cleaves.
(He knows best, he believes.)
That’s great news: He’ll keep acting insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Scorned Advice (2-Verse Limerick)
Friday, August 9th, 2024
Trump’s new rival is chock-full of zest,
So old Donald’s morose and depressed.
With his poll numbers slidin’,
He misses Joe Biden.
(Time to fake a failed “bar exam” test?)
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Polls, Trump | Comments Off on Donald’s Dilemma (Limerick)
Sunday, August 4th, 2024
I can’t resist mocking Trump’s attempts to weenie out of debating Harris. Why? Because his pretext for backing out of the ABC debate (and switching to a Fox debate) doesn’t pass the straight-faced test:
“I am in litigation against ABC Network and George Slopadopoulos, thereby creating a conflict of interest.” What’s wrong with that excuse? Trump’s lawsuit is NOT a new development. Trump filed suit in MARCH and agreed to the ABC debate nearly two months later, in MAY.
To his base, Trump’s a tough, macho male,
Who would never back down and/or bail.
Yet he’s scared to debate
Our great VEEP on the date
And agreed-upon place. He turned tail!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate, Debate Limerick, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris/Trump Debate, Kamala Harris, Presidential Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Cowardly Donald (Limerick)
Friday, August 2nd, 2024
JD Vance once called Trump “reprehensible”
And compared him to Hitler. (Sounds sensible!)
But now Vance is debasing
Himself by embracing
The Donald, a move indefensible.
JD lives in a house made of glass,
Yet he missed the “no stone-throwing” class.
So he hurls his baloney
At Harris. (She’s “PHONY?!?”)
Poor Vance; his sad ass is now grass.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, July 31st, 2024
ABC News Headline: “Donald Trump says Kamala Harris, who’s married to a Jewish man, ‘doesn’t like Jewish people'”
Don-OLD falsely asserts that our VEEP
“Doesn’t like Jewish people.” That creep
Knows full well Doug (her spouse)
Is a Jew. Trump’s a louse
And a felon. The man’s full of… BLEEP!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Doug Emhoff, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on More Trump Lies (Limerick)
Sunday, July 28th, 2024
A creative critique of Trump/Vance
Is they’re “weird” which, while true at a glance,
Is the least of their sins.
We must ward off their wins!
If we don’t, freedom won’t stand a chance.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Freedom, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Team Weird, Trump, Weird, Weirdness
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Defeat Team “Weird!” (Limerick)
Saturday, July 27th, 2024
Donald Trump made an error he rues:
Using age as a way to abuse
And disparage Joe Biden.
Now folks are deridin’
Poor Don-OLD as old. Hence his blues!
Tags: Ageism, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Ageism Humor, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Just Deserts For Donald Trump (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2024
Please don’t fall for the GOP lies
About “unity.” Buyer be wise!
It does have a nice ring,
But their “unity” thing
Just applies to straight, white, Christian guys!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Unity
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Unity Rubbish (Limerick)
Thursday, May 16th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Republicans flock to court to ‘kiss the ring’ during Trump criminal trial”
GOPers are flocking to court
To kiss Donald’s rump and help thwart
New York’s efforts to try
Donald Trump. (He’s their guy!)
And to truth, law, and justice distort.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Court Limerick, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Hypocrisy, GOP Lies, Justice Limerick, Legal Limerick, New York Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on GOPers Court Trump At Court (Limerick)
Friday, March 29th, 2024
There’s no law fraudster Trump’s loath to flout!
And yet people who claim they’re devout,
Keep supporting the grifter,
That sleazy shape-shifter.
Surely Trump ain’t what “God” is about!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Fraud, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fraud, Money Limerick, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Religion Satire, Religious Humor, Religious Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Law Satire, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Religious Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Pious” Supporters (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 24th, 2024
A sane presidential candidate would have been pleased after his double-digit New Hampshire primary win over Nikki Haley. But not Donald! He was so furious over Haley’s concession speech vow to remain in the race, that he seethed instead of celebrating:
“Mr. Trump delivered a crude, bitter victory speech attacking Ms. Haley; her chief surrogate, Gov. Chris Sununu of New Hampshire; and the state’s primary process…”
Dear Trump, you sound terribly mad.
I’m confused: You just won. Why so sad?
You di’n’t win by enough?
Oh, poor baby! That’s rough!
But there’s always your dear old pal, Vlad.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Haley, New Hampshire, Nikki Haley, Republican Primary, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Speech
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Sore-Winner Speech (Limerick)
Saturday, January 20th, 2024
My latest limerick requires a bit of background info, for those who missed Trump’s latest cognitive quagmire: In New Hampshire this past week, Trump converted his Pelosi lie about January 6 security into a Nikki Haley lie.
And no, I am NOT making this up: According to Trump, Haley was in charge of security during the January 6 Capitol attack, and Haley turned down Trump’s (non-existent) offer of 10,000 National Guard soldiers. (Apparently, the former South Carolina governor and U.N. ambassador became Speaker of the House when nobody was looking.)
Here’s my Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump:
Pelosi’s a female, it’s true.
So is Haley, and both oppose YOU.
Nonetheless, it’s unwise
To (while spinning your lies)
Confuse those two gals, as you spew.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Nancy Pelosi, Nikki Haley, Republicans Humor, Speaker Pelosi, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Pelosi Verse, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024
Ruthless Trump lies and spews
Countless gripes that are groundless.
His fans buy his “truths.”
Their naivety’s boundless!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Quatrain
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Tuesday, May 16th, 2023
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A man with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s vile — a Mad Hatter!
The GOP’s choice is insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Trump’s Scorned Advice (2-Verse Limerick)
Wednesday, August 14th, 2024Donald’s allies keep warning the guy
That his insults and whining won’t fly:
She “turned Black?” Staged a “coup?”
“AI Crowds?” “Low IQ?”
All false claims that most voters won’t buy!
Though he’s eager to once again reign,
Donald treats their advice with disdain.
To his old ways, he cleaves.
(He knows best, he believes.)
That’s great news: He’ll keep acting insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Scorned Advice (2-Verse Limerick)