Posts Tagged ‘Blackmail’

Donald’s Just-Pretend Emergency (Limerick)

Friday, January 11th, 2019

Trump’s attempting a blackmail-insurgency:
“I’ve the right to declare an emergency.
But I WON’T do it yet.
Right now it’s a threat!” …
Which proves that there’s really no urgency.

Trump’s “Germaphobe” Defense (Limerick)

Wednesday, January 11th, 2017

According to Trump, certain salacious sexual allegations about him couldn’t be true because he’s a “germaphobe.”

“Golden showers?” Who, me? There’s no way
I’d engage in such practice. Nyet! Nay!
Dodging germs would be tricky.
They’re sticky and icky–
Not as good a quick, sterile lay!