Republican pols like to claim
They believe an accuser; their aim
Being sympathy feigned,
Which quickly is drained
By their “victim’s confused; wrong guy” game.
Posts Tagged ‘Bart O’Kavanaugh’
The GOP’s “Confused” Victim Con (Limerick)
Sunday, October 7th, 2018Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
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A Man’s “Forceful Denial” Trump’s All??? (Limerick)
Sunday, October 7th, 2018Republican pols love to cite
Brett’s “forceful denials” to smite
Sundry claims as untrue.
But since when do a few
Screamed denials prove one side is right?
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
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Republicans Destroy Yet Another Institution (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018The Dems once again were outplayed
By the GOP’s latest charade.
Our Supreme Court’s despoiled,
Human decency foiled
By the power-crazed Mitch-led brigade.
*****
GOP’s sole goal–
maintain control at all cost–
destroys Supreme Court.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
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Susan Collins v. Decency (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018In making her Kavanaugh case,
Susan Collins neglected to face
Brett’s intemperate speech
And behavior; his breach
Of standards judicial was base.
*****
Intemperate Brett
shielded by Mitch and Donald;
Supreme Court sullied.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Humor, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
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How Many Lies? (Song Parody Lyrics)
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018With Apologies To Bob Dylan:
How many lies can a candidate tell
Before you call him a sham?
How many times must Brett K lose control
Before Lindsey Graham tells him, “Scram!”?
Yes,’n’ how many beers must a nominee drink
Before he blacks out an assault?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Blowin' In The Wind, Bob Dylan, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Lindsey Graham, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Supreme Court, Wasted
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Limerick Ode To Brett a/k/a Bart
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018A fellow named Brett, nicknamed “Bart”
Apparently thinks he’s so smart;
He feels free to pretend
“Bart O’Kavanaugh” penned
By his friend ain’t “Bart” K at its heart.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mark Judge, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Supreme Court, Wasted
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Brett a/k/a Bart
