Posts Tagged ‘Art of the Deal’
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020
Headline: “President Trump throws wrench into COVID-19 relief by saying he won’t sign bill”
When a bill is a fait accompli,
Trump the “deal-maker” bitches with glee.
He won’t help something pass;
He’d much rather harass
Other pols, in a bill-griping spree.
Donald COULD have helped carve out a deal
For Covid Relief. But that heel
Sent Mnuchin to rep him,
And now would sidestep him;
A bit late for such “squeaky wheel” zeal!
Tags: Art of the Deal, Covid Relief, COVID-19, Covid-19 Relief, Deal Maker, Donald Trump, Legislation Humor, Pandemic, Steven Mnuchin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Deal-Maker-In-Chief (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, June 8th, 2019
I didn’t know Sen. Schumer had such a flair for sarcasm. Check out his tweet:
This is an historic night!
@realDonaldTrump has announced that he has cut a deal to “greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States.”
Now that that problem is solved, I’m sure we won’t be hearing any more about it in the future.
Donald makes a big deal about deals;
A great deal of the time, Donald feels
The need to go bragging
Re super deal-snagging…
So his base will think failures are steals.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Deal Maker, Deal Making, Deals, Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Mexico
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Thursday, January 17th, 2019
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Headline: “Trump denies Pelosi military aircraft for war zone trip”
Speaker Pelosi’s Limerick Response:
Rumor has it, dear Trump, you were scared
I’d be harmed. “Stop her trip!” you declared.
Using all of your might,
You cancelled my flight.
How sweet! I did NOT know you cared.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Wall, Military Flights, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown
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Friday, January 11th, 2019
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The self-described deal-maker fails
To close deals. Donald’s thwarted? He bails.
Nancy ties him in knots,
And whenever he spots
Her he’ll plotz, as his orange skin pales.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Border Wall, Budget Deal, Cement Wall, Deal Maker, Deal Making, Deals, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Border, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown, Steel Wall
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Mexico Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our So-Called Deal-Maker
Sunday, July 22nd, 2018
Headline: “Scoop: World leaders turning Trump tricks against him”
Donald Trump finds himself in a fix;
Foreign leaders are on to his tricks.
Yes they all have his number,
Which tends to encumber
His deals; Donald’s taking his licks.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Donald Trump, Negotiations, World Leaders
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Tuesday, March 27th, 2018
The Donald’s a dreadful employer
And a volatile stature-destroyer.
His “art of the deal”
Is to lie, backbite, steal,
Which is why he can’t buy a good lawyer.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Putin, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trial Lawyers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Donald Trump — Unmasked … and Un-Esq’d (Limerick)