I have failed, despite numerous tries
To concoct some good holiday lies
For April the First.
But with Donald we’re cursed,
And the President’s lies take the prize.
Posts Tagged ‘April Fools’ Day’
Trump Ruins Another Holiday (Limerick)
Monday, April 1st, 2019My Next Job?
Sunday, April 1st, 2018Very early in my legal career, I worked for a law firm that represented Trump’s father’s real estate company. Consequently, I had some dealings with the Donald. Hence this limerick:
It’s hard for the Donald to hire
A lawyer; his plight’s become dire.
In fact, things are so bad
That he tweeted me: “Mad,
Please come back. Get me out of my mire.”
Who’s The Fool Now? (Limerick)
Saturday, April 1st, 2017I’m avoiding the April Fools’ fuss
Cuz I’d rather just glower and cuss;
Dour Donald’s in power
And life has grown sour.
It seems that the joke is on US!
Political April Fools’ Day
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010Political April Fools’ Day (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
April Fools’ Day is coming. Beware!
Cuz it’s practical joke time. Prepare!
Don’t assume something’s frank,
Though perhaps as a prank,
Fox News will be balanced and fair.
