Woodward Describes Trump: ‘Don’t Bother Me With Facts, I Have Opinions’
The Donald tells minions
his long-held opinions
(though wholly unbacked)
will trump any fact.
Woodward Describes Trump: ‘Don’t Bother Me With Facts, I Have Opinions’
The Donald tells minions
his long-held opinions
(though wholly unbacked)
will trump any fact.
Tags: Alternate Facts, Bob Woodward, Book Humor, Facts, Fear, Opinion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fact-Free Opinions (Quatrain)
“Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers.”
Now that Trump’s been sworn in, you would think
Mr. Orange would feel in the pink;
That he’d cease his false claims
And fake voter-fraud flames,
But it seems that the man needs a shrink.
Clinton’s popular vote win’s immense,
Which is making Trump terribly tense.
So he fabricates fraud,
Saying votes for the Broad
By illegals robbed Donald and Pence.
Tags: Alternate Facts, Campaign 2016, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pence, President Trump, Trump/Pence, Voter Fraud, Voting Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on You Lost The Popular Vote, Donald. Get Over It! (2-Verse Limerick)
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