Headline: “Trump says there’s a crisis at NATO. He’s right. And the crisis is him.”
There’s a crisis at NATO, says Trump,
While taking a sizable dump
On our allies. But might
The Donald be right?
Yes, the crisis is Schlumpy McSump.
Headline: “Trump says there’s a crisis at NATO. He’s right. And the crisis is him.”
There’s a crisis at NATO, says Trump,
While taking a sizable dump
On our allies. But might
The Donald be right?
Yes, the crisis is Schlumpy McSump.
Tags: Allies, Donald Trump, NATO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on That “Crisis” At NATO (Limerick)
Whenever I think Sarah Palin can’t get more stupid, she proves me wrong. This time she actually said:
But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies. We’re bound to by treaty –.
(Her co-host on Glenn Beck’s radio show corrected her.)
She has earned herself yet another limerick:
Palin Unveils Our Newest Ally — North Korea
By Madeleine Begun Kane
North Korea’s an ally, says Palin.
Her brain cells have clearly been bailin’.
Though her knowledge is weak,
She hastens to speak
With her fact-free assurance prevailin’.
(I have lots more Sarah Palin humor here.)
Tags: Allies, Glenn Beck, North Korea, Sarah Palin
Posted in North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Publicity Hounds, Sarah Palin | 3 Comments »
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