June 30th, 2021
Headline: “New York Mayor’s Race in Chaos After Elections Board Counts 135,000 Test Ballots”
New York’s contest for mayor’s been thrown
Into chaos; its tally’s been blown
By The Board of Elections,
Whose ballot corrections
Will be tainted — the truth deemed unknown.
Tags: Board of Elections, Election Humor, New York City, New York City Board Of Elections, New York City Mayor, New York City Primary, New York Mayor, New York Primary, NYC Mayor Contest, NYC Mayor Race, NYC Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick, Voting Software, Voting Technology
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on NYC’s Board Of Elections Blows It Again (Limerick)
June 28th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s revenge tour begins with eyes on one Ohio Republican”
Boorish Trump’s seeking vengeance on tour.
His goal? Instill fear and ensure
That the pols who defied him
And dare to deride him
Are shunned, cast aside like manure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Revenge Tour (Limerick)
June 23rd, 2021
Opinion Headline: “Joe Manchin’s ‘help wanted’ ad: 10 reasonable Republicans”
Manchin’s quest is for something that’s rare:
10 Republicans, decent and fair.
While I wish Manchin luck
And admire his pluck,
He’ll be stuck in the muck of despair.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Bipartisanship, Filibuster Humor, Filibusters, Joe Manchin
Posted in Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Joe Manchin’s Quest (Limerick)
June 22nd, 2021
It’s Primary Day here, and so…
It is off to the polls we must go.
But these ballots are weird;
Far worse than I feared!
Ranked choice voting? I’d rather vote “NO!”
Tags: Election Humor, New York City, New York City Mayor, New York Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting Humor
Posted in Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on My Primary Problem (Limerick)
June 19th, 2021
“Hey teach, why the day off from school
On Juneteenth? A new holiday’s cool!
But what does it mean?”
“I can’t tell you, Eugene.
If I do, I’ll be sacked. That’s the rule.”
**************
There are many Republican fans
Of “Critical Race Theory” bans.
It’s been outlawed in Texas,
A lunatic nexus…
Filled with folks who hate blacks, gays, and trans.
Tags: Critical Race Theory, Education Humor, Education Satire, Racism, Racism Humor
Posted in Education Limerick, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Two “Critical Race Theory” Limericks
June 8th, 2021
To this headline, an “OY!” and a limerick: “Donald Trump To Go On Speaking Tour With Bill O’Reilly To Talk Up His Presidency”
Two fellows, each one a big boor,
Have announced their December joint tour.
It’s O’Reilly and Trump;
Each speaker, a grump,
A liar, a letch, and a snore.
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, Speaking Tour
Posted in Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Boor Tour (Limerick)
June 6th, 2021
Headline: “Fox News’ Chris Wallace Confronts Joe Manchin Over ‘Being Naive’ About Bipartisan Cooperation”
How can Manchin remain so deluded?
Were he lucid, he SHOULD have concluded
That bipartisanship
Is a fantasy trip
That will leave Biden’s vision denuded.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Bipartisanship, Filibuster Humor, Filibusters, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin
Posted in Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Joe Manchin’s Fantasy (Limerick)
June 3rd, 2021
Reinstatement will happen this year
In August, claims Trump. So I fear
That derangement won’t end
And our nation can’t mend
While treachery’s still his career.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Lies, Reinstatement, Trump Treachery
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Lie (Limerick)
June 2nd, 2021
Our land’s in a terrible fix
When Republican Senators nix
A bipartisan group
Meant to get us the scoop
On what happened this year on 1/6.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Bipartisan Commission, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Nixed Commission Fix (Limerick)
June 2nd, 2021
Headline: “Trump blog page shuts down for good”
Big news: Seems the Donald has dumped
His new blog because int’rest has slumped.
Even fans found it boring.
(And some were caught snoring.)
It appears that the Donald’s been trumped.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Platform, Trump Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, White House | Comments Off on Trumps Dog-GONE Blog (Limerick)
May 31st, 2021
This comment by former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock made me laugh and inspired my latest limerick: “If Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, I don’t think you’d have many Republicans in the search party. Maybe a few prosecutors. But not Republicans.”
If Trump disappeared, just how hard
Would pols look for that large tub of lard?
Who but those with indictments
Would have the incitements
To secure him in jail under guard?
Tags: Donald Trump, Indictment Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on If Trump Disappeared, Who’d Hunt For Him? (Limerick)
May 26th, 2021
Will Trump’s CFO drop a dime
On the Donald? It’s surely high time!
A grand jury’s convened,
So here’s hoping that fiend
Is convicted of many a crime.
Tags: Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Grand Jury, Letitia James
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Isn’t The Trump Grand Jury Grand? (Limerick)
May 22nd, 2021
Headline: “CNN Drops Rick Santorum After Racist Comments About Native Americans”
CNN has dumped Rick J. Santorum
(Though Republicans seem to adore’m.)
With insults creative,
He dissed all our Native
Americans, breaching decorum.
Tags: American Indians, CNN, Media Limerick, Native Americans, Rick Santorum
Posted in GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | Comments Off on CNN Ousts Rick Santorum (Limerick)
May 22nd, 2021
If you’re wond’ring how Trump’s blog has fared,
Donald’s blog posts are NOT widely shared.
His traffic has slumped,
And his fans don’t seem pumped.
Could it be they’re no longer ensnared?
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump's Base, Trump's Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on GOP Pols think Trump’s still relevant, but IS he? (Limerick)
May 19th, 2021
After learning that New York AG Letitia James is pursuing a criminal investigation into the Trump Organization, and that she’s working with Manhattan DA Cy Vance, Donald Trump posted a lengthy blog rant, which could have benefited from paragraphing … and sanity.
Donald Trump seems distressed and upset.
It appears he is starting to fret
That he’ll spend his last days
In prolonged prison stays.
James and Vance pose a serious threat!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Criminal Law, Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Letitia James, Trump Organization
Posted in Crime, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
May 17th, 2021
Will SCOTUS reverse Roe v. Wade?
The bricks for that act have been laid;
All the Justices named
By Trump have long aimed
At ensuring that “choice” rights degrade.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Amy Coney Barrett, Anti-Abortion Rhetoric, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminism Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Roe v. Wade
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Federal Reserve, GOP Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Supreme Court Wades Into Roe v. Wade (Limerick)
May 12th, 2021
Headline: “Cheney, stripped of leadership position, vows to keep Trump from returning to presidency”
Liz Cheney’s been rudely expelled
From the leadership post that she held.
Now the House GOP
Is hoping to be
Free to parrot Trump’s lies, with Liz quelled.
But this ouster won’t stop her from speaking;
She’ll keep Trump-centric BS critiquing.
Liz will fight back with vigor,
Her megaphone bigger,
As she calls out the havoc Trump’s wreaking.
Tags: Donald Trump, Elizabeth Cheney, GOP Leaders, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney Ouster, Media Humor, Republican Leaders, Republican Leadership
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Ousted Liz Cheney, Still Speaking Out (2-Verse Limerick)
May 10th, 2021
Headline: “Kevin McCarthy is pushing Liz Cheney out for saying almost exactly what he said after January 6”
Kev McCarthy’s politically hollow;
There is only one person he’ll follow,
And it’s scam-meister Trump!
You won’t ass-kiss that lump?
That’s one “crime” Kev refuses to swallow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney Ouster
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Kevin McCarthy
May 7th, 2021
Headline: “McConnell says he’s ‘100%’ focused on stopping Biden admin”
Mitch McConnell has one loathsome goal:
It’s to block Joseph Biden; the hole
In his soul’s been exposed,
Mitch’s mind’s long been closed;
V. Obama, he played the same role.
Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Joseph Biden, Mitch McConnell, Obstruction, Obstructionism
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on McConnell v. Biden (Limerick)
May 6th, 2021
The state of the GOP’s dire;
It’s led by a guy who’s a liar.
And its members must swallow
Trump’s bullshit and wallow
In muck to survive, or move higher.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP, GOP Lies, Republican Complicity, Republican Cowardice, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The State of the GOP (Limerick)
