August 11th, 2022
Donald’s so-called “unjustified raid”
Was approved by a judge. Don’t be played!
T’s were crossed. I’s were dotted.
His crimes have been spotted.
Our nation by Trump’s been betrayed.
Tags: Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI Raid, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Money Limerick, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Trumped-Up Victimhood (Limerick)
August 9th, 2022
Trump’s besieged and (I’ve heard) on the hunt
For lawyers to take on the stunt
Of defending his ass.
Dear Esqs, you should pass…
Or at least get full payment up front.
Tags: Attorney Humor, Attorney Limerick, Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI Raid, Lawyer Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Money Humor, Money Limerick, Search Warrant, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on My Open Limerick-Letter To Would-Be Trump Attorneys
August 8th, 2022
Dear Donald, I see that once more,
You’re begging for dollars galore.
I’m amused that you claim
It’s for lawsuits. How lame!
Bills from lawyers are bills you ignore.
Tags: Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Politics Limericks, Trump Email, Trump Grift, Trump Litigation
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Mail Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Grifter Strikes Again (Limerick)
July 7th, 2022
Boris Johnson’s resigned, at long last.
But at least he admits his time’s passed.
He’s not tried to incite
Armed mobs just for spite…
Or promised loyal felons a blast.
Tags: Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Peaceful Transition Of Power, United Kingdom
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Boris v. Trump (Limerick)
June 29th, 2022
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state”
On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man;
He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan.
But enough with the praise!
Re abortion, he’d raze
Women’s rights with a nationwide ban.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Abortion Rights, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Choice, Coup, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Insurrection, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Mike Pence, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Pence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
June 26th, 2022
Headline: “Trump takes credit for Dobbs decision but worries it ‘won’t help him in the future'”
The Donald takes credit for Dobbs.
Does he merit such “credit?” Yes, gobs!
The three judges he picked
For SCOTUS have kicked
Gals back ages … and that was their jobs.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on “Thanking” Trump For Dobbs (Limerick)
June 24th, 2022
Five SCOTUS extremists decreed
In a dastardly GOP screed
That Roe v. Wade’s dead.
So it’s “Off with her head”
For pro-choicers, no matter the need.
If you value our lost right to choose,
You must vote; forget whining and booze.
Your life’s on the line!
Dump the GOP swine
And make sure all Republicans lose!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Voting Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
June 4th, 2022
Dear Trump, I’m confused. Pleased explain
How I got on your list. It’s insane
That you think I would fall
For your bullshit. What gall!
Never try to exploit me again!
I’m most certainly NOT a supporter.
I would much rather be a Trump thwarter.
Save your “donor wall” space
For your idiot base
Who’ll fork over to YOU their last quarter.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Spam
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dear Trump: Stop Spamming Me! (2-Verse Limerick)
May 8th, 2022
Mother’s Day Redefined:
When Supreme Court Justices and other misogynist Republicans celebrate women being FORCED to be mothers.
******
Chief Justice Roberts should focus less on the leak & more on the “I believe in stare decisis” perjurers sitting on his bench.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Abortions, Chief Justice John Roberts, Feminist, Health, Law Satire, Legal Satire, Mother's Day, Roe v. Wade, U.S. Supreme Court, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Mother’s Day Redefined
May 3rd, 2022
Headline: “Donald Trump worried ‘dangerous’ fruits could be thrown at him by protesters, a new deposition reveals”
Sounds unlikely, unless they’re Italian opera fans.
Tags: Deposition Humor, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Pelted With Produce?
April 26th, 2022
There’s a new Social Media threat
Making fans of democracy fret:
Under Musk, Trumpy lies
And misinfo will rise;
A calamitous “Net” blow — net-net.
Tags: Democracy, Disinfo, Disinformation, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Free Speech, Lies Limerick, Misinfo, Misinformation, Social Media, Trump, Tweet Limerick, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Technology Humor, Twitter | Comments Off on Elon’s Musky Madness (Limerick)
April 17th, 2022
Headline: “Florida says it rejected math textbooks for referring to critical race theory”
Frenzied Florida’s CRT-craze
Is now targeting math books. This phase
Features conjured up claims
Of doctrinaire aims;
Textbooks banned in a bigoted blaze.
Tags: Bigotry Limerick, Book Banning Limerick, Critical Race Theory, CRT, Education Humor, Education Limerick, Florida, Governor DeSantis, Math Books, Math Humor, Math Satire, Racism Humor, Ron DeSantis, Textbook Humor, Textbook Limerick, Textbooks
Posted in Education Limerick, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Florida’s CRT Cops Strike Again (Limerick)
March 26th, 2022
Dana Milbank’s column about “counterfeit commoners” inspired this two-verse limerick:
With hypocrisy Cotton’s replete,
As he trashes the “legal elite”
At Judge Brown Jackson’s hearing,
His rhetoric searing
With “Fake Commoner” Cotton deceit.
It appears that Tom Cotton forgot
His two Harvard degrees. Oh, what rot!
One’s in gov., one’s in law.
Is “eliteness” a flaw?
Then he has it, which hampers his plot.
Tags: Counterfeit Commoners, Elites, Fake Commoners, GOP Hypocrisy, Harvard, John Neely Kennedy, Josh Hawley, Judiciary Limerick, Judiciary Satire, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Racism, Republican Hypocrisy, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Supreme Hypocrisy (Limerick)
March 24th, 2022
The Republicans’ racist attacks
On Brown Jackson ignored all the facts.
And their dog whistle smears
Even pissed off some peers:
Sasse assessment? “Jackassery” acts.
Tags: Ben Sasse, Josh Hawley, Judiciary Limerick, Judiciary Satire, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Lindsey Graham, Racism, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, Ted Cruz, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Lindsey Graham, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Ted Cruz | Comments Off on Jackasses Attack Jackson (Limerick)
March 12th, 2022
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Tags: Don't Say Gay Bill, Florida, Gay Rights, Gender Politics, Governor DeSantis, Ron DeSantis
Posted in Florida, Florida Humor, Gay Rights, Gender Politics, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Governor Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis
March 8th, 2022
Headeline: “No Big Macs for Putin as McDonald’s Halts Russia Operations”
(Which probably puts the kibosh on Trump’s visit to pal Putin)
*****
Yesterday temps got to 67 in NYC. Tomorrow they’re predicting snow.
I’m not sure what’s more erratic these days, weather or mail.
Tags: Donald Trump, Global Warming, Mail Delivery, McDonald's, Post Office, Russia, Ukraine, Weather Humor, Weather Swings
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Russia, Vladimir Putin, Weather Satire | Comments Off on This And That
March 1st, 2022
I’m bracing myself for the post-SOTU madness:
The “State of the Union’s” tonight,
And I hope Biden’s poised for a fight.
Cuz no matter his words,
He’ll be pill’ried by turds;
Spiteful GOP herds love to smite.
Tags: Joe Biden, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Speeches Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
January 27th, 2022
Headline: “Plea Deal for Man Involved In Matt Gaetz Probe”
If a man “dates” a minor, then smite ’im,
And kindly don’t call them an “item.”
An underaged girl
Shouldn’t be given a whirl…
And the law should step in and indict ’im.
Tags: Child Abuse, Child Exploitation, Congress Humor, Congress Limerick, Crime and Punishment, Matt Gaetz, Minors Limerick, Sex Trafficking, State Lines, Underaged Sex
Posted in Crime, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Probing Limerick
January 17th, 2022
Headline: “Book bans are back in style”
Banning books is, alas, back in fashion;
GOPers suppress them with passion.
The same folks who maintain
“Cancel-culture’s” a bane…
Purge and “burn,” turning book lovers ashen.
Tags: Book Banning Limerick, Book Bans, Book Burning, Book Burning Limerick, Censorship Limerick, Education Limerick, School Boards Limerick
Posted in Books, Censorship Satire, Education Limerick, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Book Purge Surge (Limerick)
January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)
