March 4th, 2021
Headline: “Biden calls states’ relaxing virus restrictions, including mask mandates, ‘Neanderthal thinking’”
Relaxing state Covid restrictions
Conflicts with the science predictions.
It’s “Neanderthal thinking,”
Says Biden, not shrinking
From words that condemn derelictions.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Epidemic, Joe Biden, Mask Mandates, Mask Restrictions, Mississippi, Neanderthal thinking, Pandemic, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Neanderthal Limerick
March 4th, 2021
My latest limerick was inspired by a recent Mike Pence op-ed in The Daily Signal. Here’s how he begins: “After an election marked by significant voting irregularities and numerous instances of officials setting aside state election law, I share the concerns of millions of Americans about the integrity of the 2020 election.”
Dear Mike Pence, I am forced to surmise
That you haven’t stopped backing Trump’s lies.
He endangered your life!
Yet your statements are rife
With Trump myths. That’s bizarre and unwise.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, January 6, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What Will It Take For Pence To Stop Repeating Trump’s Lies? (Limerick)
March 1st, 2021
Is Donald a boor, or a bore?
How ’bout both? Yes, forget either/or,
For at CPAC his game
Was old lies, hate, and blame.
Don’t need more of the same toxic snore!
Tags: "The Former Guy", CPAC, Donald Trump
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February 24th, 2021
Headline: “Manchin flexes muscle in 50-50 Senate”
Joe Manchin’s extortionate power
In wielding his vote makes me glower.
He’s unreas’nably bold
With threats to withhold
Key votes, hoping Biden will cower.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Budget Director, Double Standards, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sessions Humor, White House | Comments Off on Manchin Throws His Weight Around (Limerick)
February 24th, 2021
Headline: “‘Get Used To Me’: Defiant DeJoy Previews More Cost-Cutting Measures”
“Get Used To Me!” taunts Gen. DeJoy,
Whose ploys appear meant to destroy
The deliv’ry of mail,
Which now moves like a snail.
He treats mail like a worthless old toy.
Tags: DeJoy, Donald Trump, Louis DeJoy, Mail Service, Post Office, Postal Service, Postmaster General DeJoy
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mail Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Postmaster General DeJoy Generates The Opposite Of Joy (Limerick)
February 23rd, 2021
Neera Tanden’s Budget Director nomination appears doomed because … “MEAN Tweets!” Double standard, much?
Trump’s Tweeting career was extensive,
His Twitter posts mean and offensive.
Did this mar the support
From his party? (Loud snort!)
But those “MEAN” Tanden tweets? They’re expensive!
Tags: Budget Director, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Budget Director Blues (Limerick)
February 20th, 2021
Did the frigid Ted Cruz flee his state
For a resort? (Cancún!) Yes, damn straight!
Let someone else master
The Texas disaster!
Why should Ted freeze his ass or his pate?
Tags: Anti-Regs, Heat, Libertarians, Power Grid, Ted Cruz, Texas, Texas Humor, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Libertarians Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, Texas Humor | 1 Comment »
February 19th, 2021
Folks are freezing in Texas, alas,
Despite plenty of fuel — oil and gas.
Why’d their pow’r grid collapse?
Anti-reg types played craps;
Now their citizens suffer en masse.
Tags: Anti-Regs, Heat, Libertarians, Power Grid, Texas, Texas Humor, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Libertarians Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
February 18th, 2021
“Cancel Culture’s” an epithet (new)
That Republicans relish and spew.
Yet they’ll censure and scold
GOPers who’re bold;
Who vote “guilty” re Trump … though it’s true.
Tags: Cancel Culture, Censure, Donald Trump, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Cancel Culture” Hypocrisy (Limerick)
February 17th, 2021
Headline: “In televised town hall, Biden says he wants to end national fixation on ‘the former guy'”
Though it’s boring and lacking in bite,
Biden’s nickname for Trump seems just right;
It’s “the former guy.” Wow!
Biden, please take a bow
For a name Trump will hate, cuz it’s trite.
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Nicknames
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Nickname For Trump? (Limerick)
February 15th, 2021
GOPers are weary and sick
Of defending that scurrilous Dick.
Yet they’re loath to abort
Their debased Trump support.
Are they cowards, or frauds? Take your pick!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Obsequious Republicans (Limerick)
February 15th, 2021
Mitch is trying to have it both ways:
First he joins in the “Don’t Convict!” nays.
Then he spouts a critique
Of Trump’s actions, with pique.
For hypocrisy (rank!) he wants praise?
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Two-Faced Mitch (Limerick)
February 14th, 2021
Trump’s acquittal by GOP wimps
Gave us more than a generous glimpse
At pols who enrolled
In the “Trump Cult” and sold
Off their souls; fawning wretches and simps!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on In Acquitting Trump, GOP Senators Acquit Themselves Poorly (Limerick)
February 11th, 2021
With Trump finally out of office, I thought I was done writing “If Trump Could Write Limericks.” But apparently not.
So my crowd got a bit out of hand?
No big deal! I would never command
Them to kill, even maim,
And my language was tame.
This impeachment hoax ought to be banned!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”
February 9th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s impeachment lawyers argue he only wanted supporters to ‘fight’ in ‘the figurative sense'”
Trump repeatedly told his mob “Fight!”
But he claims that he never meant “Smite!”
Funny thing though: his crowd
(MAGA-Cultish and Proud)
Clearly knew how to earn Trump’s delight.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Them’s Fightin’ Words! (Limerick)
February 8th, 2021
Headline: “Why Fox News canceled Lou Dobbs”
Lou Dobbs has been ousted by Fox
Cuz a lawsuit has Fox in a box.
Will Jeanine and Maria
Be next? Great idea!
May Smartmatic clean all their clocks!
Tags: Defamation, Election Humor, Fox Business, Fox News, Jeanine Pirro, Lawsuits, Libel, Lou Dobbs, Maria Bartiromo, Media Humor, Media Lies, Slander, Smartmatic
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Lou Dobbs Loses Job (Limerick)
February 6th, 2021
Headline: “Trump Plotting Petty Revenge Tour Against Republicans Who Abandoned Him…”
Donald’s planning a punishment-tour
Because Trump is a boor to his core,
And his thirst for attention,
Revenge, and dissension
Can’t resist retribution’s allure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Political Revenge, Revenge Humor, Revenge Tour
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Revenge Tour For Trump (Limerick)
February 3rd, 2021
Trump denies he incited a coup;
Says his voter fraud claims are all true;
And rejects any blame.
But the rioters claim:
“We did JUST what Trump told us to do.”
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, Political Riots, Trump Impeachment, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
February 3rd, 2021
Get over the heinous attack
On the Capitol? Sorry, you’re wack!
If that’s your advice;
That the Dems should play nice
And forget it, then you don’t know jack!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dear Republicans (Limerick)
February 3rd, 2021
Senator Tommy Tuberville’s excuse for not commenting on allegations against Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is beyond laughable:
Sen. Tuberville won’t give his views
On Rep. Greene. Why does Tommy refuse?
Here’s his risible reason:
The weather this season
Has kept him from reading the news.
Tags: GOP Excuses, Marjorie Taylor Greene, QAnon, Republican Excuses, Tommy Tuberville
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Tuberville’s Lame Excuse (Limerick)
