The Donald is back to addressin’
His base in big rallies, expressin’
All his pre-illness views,
But with grandiose hues.
Glad to see Covid taught him a lesson.
Archive for the ‘White House’ Category
Trump’s Back To Abnormal (Limerick)
Monday, October 12th, 2020Limerick Ode to the Loon-In-Chief
Monday, October 12th, 2020Headline: “Twitter Flags Trump’s Tweet About Being ‘Immune’ to Virus”
The Donald proclaims “I’m immune,”
A rather implausible tune.
Sounding mad as a hatter,
His asinine chatter
Makes it clear that the man is a loon.
“Superspreader” Trump Returns To The Trail (Limerick)
Monday, October 12th, 2020Headline: “Trump returns to trail amid concerns over COVID-19 diagnosis”
All we hear from the White House is lies
And evasions that nobody buys.
What’s the risk of exposure
To Trump? Non-disclosure!
I surmise that all contact’s unwise.
Covid’s A “Blessing From God?” (Limerick)
Thursday, October 8th, 2020Headline: “Trump Calls His Illness ‘a Blessing From God’”
Getting Covid’s a “Blessing From God?”
Methinks that Trump’s reasoning’s flawed.
Donald’s just-pretend piety
Merits dubiety.
As with most things, re God Trump’s a fraud.
Pence’s Flying Friend (Limerick)
Thursday, October 8th, 2020Headline: “A fly sat atop Mike Pence’s head for two minutes during the V.P. debate.”
A fly’s lengthy stay on Mike’s head
(Two minutes, until the fly fled)
Went unnoticed by Pence,
Or ignored. Makes no sense,
Unless Pence is a robot … or dead.
Trump’s Real Mission? (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 7th, 2020I’ve tried, but can’t shake my suspicion
That Trump and Mike Pence have this mission:
To infect Biden’s team —
That’s the Donald’s wet dream,
Which he thinks cancels out his condition.
Trump Unmasked (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 6th, 2020Headline: “Trump removes mask upon arrival at White House”
There are health codes that most of us follow.
But not Donald, for HIS soul is hollow.
Though he’s ill, he unmasks;
In a bare face, he basks.
Trump’s actions and words — hard to swallow!
Trump’s Fake Machismo Strikes Again (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 6th, 2020The Donald says, “Don’t be afraid
Of Covid.” We’re all being played!
To imply “No Big Deal”
Hurts our land’s common weal.
Once again, we’re by Donald betrayed.
White House Medical Confusion (Limerick)
Sunday, October 4th, 2020Headline: “Trump update spurs more questions than answers, again”
About doctors I hate to be rude,
But the info from Trump’s doc was skewed.
Is lying contagious?
Non-liars courageous?
Is fibbing for Donald deemed shrewd?
Recovery Hopes (Limerick)
Sunday, October 4th, 2020Here’s hoping that Donald’s health slump
Quickly ends — sends him back on the stump.
And I also am hoping
We stop merely coping…
And recover from Donald J. Trump.
Donald’s Doubters (Limerick)
Saturday, October 3rd, 2020Headline: “Some Doubt Trump Is Actually Sick”
Some doubt that the Donald is sick
Cuz he pours his deceptions on thick.
But he’d never pretend
To be ill; that would end
Donald’s fake macho-image real quick.
Trump Won The 1st Debate Bigly! Who Knew?
Thursday, October 1st, 2020Trump Tweet: “I won the debate big, based on compilation of polls etc. Thank you!”
Trump Tweet: “Why would I allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third Debates when I easily won last time?”
Donald claims that he won the debate.
Seems he thinks his performance first-rate.
All the polls (so Trump says)
Prove Joe lost to the Prez.
But as always, for proof we await.
Apologize? Hell No! (Limerick)
Thursday, October 1st, 2020Headline: “Biden Says He’s Not Sorry for Calling Trump Racist, Clown, Liar, ‘Putin’s Puppy’ During Debate: ‘Everything I Said Was True’”
Joe called Trump “liar,” “racist,” “fool,” “clown.”
“Are you sorry?” he’s asked with a frown.
Why should Biden regret
Any apt epithet?
There’s no reason for Joe to back down!
If Trump Could Write Limericks
Thursday, October 1st, 2020Via ABC News: “President Donald Trump will hold more large-scale campaign rallies in Wisconsin this weekend as coronavirus cases and hospitalization rage across the battleground state, making the clear decision to prioritize campaigning rather than worry about more people getting sick.”
Since it’s vital to cover all bases,
I am holding big rallies in places
Where the China Plague’s strong.
I don’t care if it’s wrong
Cuz I’m shielded from all virus traces.
Limerick Ode To The Defiler-In-Chief
Wednesday, September 30th, 2020Headline: “Undecided Voter Says Trump Acted Like ‘a Crackhead’ During Debate, Will Now Back Biden”
The presidency’s been defiled
By the Donald, a petulant child,
Whose debate-style is rude
And disruptive, vile, crude–
Like a crackhead, but even more wild.
Trump’s Demented Accusations (Limerick)
Monday, September 28th, 2020Headline: “‘The president thinks his best case is made in urine’: Biden campaign mocks Trump’s drug-testing demand”
“Joe’s demented,” says Trump about Biden.
“With that brain, he should NOT be presidin’.
While debatin’ I’ll best him;
If not, we must test him
For drugs. Then we’ll know what he’s hidin’.”
Limerick Ode To Donald Trump
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020Trump has plenty of gilt, but no guilt.
He is shameless and stands at a tilt.
He jilted his wives.
On chaos he thrives.
And his character’s shoddily built.
Limerick Ode To Republican Hypocrisy
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2020“Toobin: McConnell engaging in ‘greatest act of hypocrisy in American political history’ with Ginsburg replacement vote”
I despise all the brazen hypocrisy
From Republican pols. Seems democracy
Has been callously cast
Aside. I’m aghast
At their theo-and-corpora-tocracy.
