Embracing the fringe politicians
(Pols enamored of lies and seditions)
Is the GOP’s course.
Will this soon be its source
Of failing electoral missions?
Archive for the ‘White House’ Category
My Limerick Question Of The Day
Monday, February 1st, 2021Republican Appeasement (Limerick)
Monday, February 1st, 2021GOPers, dishonest and lazy,
Keep appeasing the evil and crazy;
They excuse acts and views
Of both Trump cult and Qs.
That’s why GOP prospects look hazy.
Trump On The Defense? (Limerick)
Sunday, January 31st, 2021From CNN: “Former President Donald Trump’s five impeachment defense attorneys have left a little more than a week before his trial is set to begin…”
“Mass election fraud — that’s my defense,”
Insisted the Donald, intense.
So his lawyers all quit:
“We’re not selling that shit!”
Donald’s lie ain’t just “big.” It’s immense!
Kevin McCarthy Makes Nicey-Nicey With Trump (Limerick)
Thursday, January 28th, 2021Headline: “McCarthy Kisses Trump’s Ring After Briefly Acknowledging Ex-POTUS’s Role In Insurrection”
Rep. McCarthy’s still kissing the ring
Of the Donald — a very odd thing.
You’d expect some disquiet
From Donald Trump’s riot…
Which endangered both left and right wing.
Roiled By A Rolex? (Limerick)
Sunday, January 24th, 2021Oh the horror! Joe owns something nice:
It’s a Rolex. And this is a vice???
Seems a Dem who’s adorned
With a Rolex is scorned.
But Republicans? Need you ask twice?
The Letter Trump Left For Biden (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021I can’t divulge my sources, but I managed to get hold of the letter Trump left for Biden:
Dear Joe, they insist that I write you.
But in truth, I would much rather fight you.
So I’ll leave you with this:
May you NEVER know bliss.
I can’t wait till some cronies indict you.
Biden Cabinet Delays (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021Where Biden’s Cabinet Stands: “President Joe Biden took office on January 20 without key members of his Cabinet in place after the Senate moved more slowly to schedule confirmation hearings for his nominees than it had for previous presidents.”
GOPers are shocked and appalled.
They’re embittered and terribly galled:
How DARE Joe embrace
Dem goals! A disgrace!
Let’s ensure that his Cab’net is stalled.
Non-Existent Trump Vaccine Distribution Plan (Limerick)
Thursday, January 21st, 2021Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Limerick Duo, Celebrating Trump’s Departure and Biden’s Inauguration
Tuesday, January 19th, 2021Dear Donald, good riddance, buh-bye!
I cheer your departure. Here’s why:
You’re a liar and thief.
You’ve caused death, mayhem, grief,
And you’ve left our great nation awry.
Dear Joe Biden, the challenge you’re facing
Is immense, cuz the man you’re replacing
Has done infinite harm,
But we’re betting the farm
On YOU to erase the debasing.
Limerick Ode To the “Unity” Community
Thursday, January 14th, 2021I cringe at each “unity” call
From Donald’s defenders. What gall!
Still making excuses
For Donald’s abuses,
They’re enablers and hypocrites all!
Three House Democrats Catch Covid-19 While Sheltering With Republican Mask-Refuseniks (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021Headline: “Three Democrats Now Have COVID-19 After Republicans Refused To Wear Masks During The Capitol Attack”
Three Democrats, trapped in tight space,
Taking refuge from Trump’s raging base,
Were infected; made ill
By GOP swill
Who refused to wear masks — a disgrace!
Capitol Offense (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021Q: “What is your role in what happened at the Capitol? What is your personal responsibility?”
President Trump: “If you read my speech…people thought that what I said was totally appropriate.”
The Donald is NOT done aggressin’;
Instead, he continues expressin’
A contrition-free stance.
Admit fault? Not a chance!
It’s so good to see Trump’s learned a lesson.
Ciao, Elaine Chao! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021Headline: “Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is first Trump Cabinet member to quit after riot”
To resign from the Cab’net this late
Isn’t noble or worthy or great.
It’s a way to survive
And avoid “25.”
A cowardly action? Damn straight!
Enough “25th” and “Impeachment” Talk; It’s Time For Action! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021Trump’s to blame for the Cap’tol attack;
He incited his mutinous claque,
And still shows no remorse.
His sedition, perforce,
Deserves more than mere bluster and yack!
Georgia On His Mind (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 5th, 2021Headline: “Judge Shoots Down Last-Ditch Trump Lawsuit Looking to Overturn Georgia Loss”
Poor Donald keeps losing in court;
Filing spurious suits is his forte.
Each “disgraceful” court loss
Makes him bitter and cross,
As Trump’s time in the Oval grows short.
Dishonorable Honors (Limerick)
Monday, January 4th, 2021A Medal of Freedom for Jordan
And Nunes? More fitting’s a warden;
It is past time to dump
Them in prison with Trump,
For a cell’s what the three should be stored in.
Still Think It’s A Hoax? (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 29th, 2020I’m amazed that there still are some folks
Who keep claiming that Covid’s a hoax.
Must you face death yourself
To put lies on the shelf?
Will you wait till a relative croaks?
Petulant President (Limerick)
Monday, December 28th, 2020Donald Trump threw a tantrum and then,
He brandished his President-Pen
And belatedly signed
The same bill he’d maligned,
Having caused extra pain yet again.
