Archive for the ‘Vladimir Putin’ Category
Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
A fractured nation
controlled by foul maniac;
Trump’s evil, unchecked.
A fractured nation
overtaken by evil,
as Putin’s Trump reigns.
A fractured nation
victimized by Trumpy myths
and cowardly pols.
A fractured nation–
Endangered Constitution–
The courts our last hope.
Tags: Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Law Haiku, Law Satire, Political Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Putin Haiku, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump Haiku, U.S. Constitution
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Tuesday, March 8th, 2022
Headeline: “No Big Macs for Putin as McDonald’s Halts Russia Operations”
(Which probably puts the kibosh on Trump’s visit to pal Putin)
*****
Yesterday temps got to 67 in NYC. Tomorrow they’re predicting snow.
I’m not sure what’s more erratic these days, weather or mail.
Tags: Donald Trump, Global Warming, Mail Delivery, McDonald's, Post Office, Russia, Ukraine, Weather Humor, Weather Swings
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Russia, Vladimir Putin, Weather Satire | Comments Off on This And That
Sunday, July 26th, 2020
There’s a fellow who’s grinning right now
At our chaos, fear, poverty. Wow!
All his orders were heeded;
His Trump-scheme succeeded.
Putin’s earned his dystopian bow.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Putin's Apprentice, Putin's Bitch, Russia Collusion, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Mission Accomplished (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
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Headline: “GOP blocks Senate rebuke of Trump on Russia sanctions”
Undoubtedly Putin is thrilled
By the mayhem he’s wrought; he’s fulfilled
His dream to install
Trump the Puppet, who’ll brawl
And defile, as democracy’s chilled.
Tags: Democracy, Donald Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Saturday, January 12th, 2019
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Trump keeps tying our nation in knots,
And it’s time to connect all the dots:
He inflicts all this hurt
To distract and divert
Because Putin is calling the shots.
Tags: Distractions, Donald Trump, Fake Crisis, GOP Distractions, Government Shutdown, National Emergency, Putin, Putin Humor, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fake Crisis Diversion (Limerick)
Monday, December 10th, 2018
Headline: “Accused Russian spy Maria Butina appears poised to plead guilty”
Donald Trump should be tied up in knots,
Cuz Maria Butina knows lots,
And it looks like she’ll squeal;
She has just made a deal.
Oy gevalt! Trump may actually plotz.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Maria Butina, NRA, Robert Mueller, Russia, Russian Collusion, Trump Collusion
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on The Beauty Of A Butina Deal (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 28th, 2018
I find myself smiling and chuckling
At this new-to-me word: I’ve learned “truckling”
Means obsequious actions,
Like Donald’s attractions
To tyrants … and bootlicker suckling.
Tags: Despots, Donald Trump, Putin Humor, Putin's Apprentice, Saudi Arabia, Tyrants, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Truckling Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 24th, 2018
Headline: “Kremlin: Russia not ready to accept Trump invite to Washington”
Over hosting old Vlad, Trump’s been heady.
But the Kremlin says Putin’s not ready
To say “Da” to a visit.
A diss? Ain’t it, is it?
Poor Trump hoped the two would go steady.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Vlad Visit Interruptus? (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 18th, 2018
Trump’s submissive to Putin and meek.
He is craven and shockingly weak.
Donald’s bluster’s replaced
By behavior debased.
And his party’s response? Piddlin’ pique.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin Humor, Republican House, Republican Senate, Russia, Russia Collusion, Trump Collusion, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Monday, July 16th, 2018
At long last, there can be no debate:
Trump’s a traitor, who bows to his “mate,”
Russia’s Putin, whose smirk
Shows contempt for the jerk
Whose betrayal one can’t over-state.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Summit, Traitors, Treason
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, July 16th, 2018
Poor Trump: #TreasonSummit is trending,
As his summit with Putin is pending.
Let us wreck Donald’s day,
By tweeting away
To keep that fine hashtag ascending.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin Humor, Summit, Treason, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, July 15th, 2018
Trump’s trip has, so far, been a mess.
Yet he brags it’s a major success.
Breaching friendships galore,
Trump the tiddlywink whore
Placates Putin, a master of chess.
Tags: Brexit, Donald Trump, NATO, Putin Humor, Theresa May
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s European Adventure
Saturday, June 9th, 2018
The G7 vibe has been blighted,
So Putin is surely delighted.
Trump gives Vlad his best-pal-eyes,
Maligning our allies;
Once united, we’re naught but benighted.
Tags: G7, President Trump, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Investment Pays Off (Limerick)
Monday, April 2nd, 2018
Headline: “Trump Invites Putin to the White House”
Said Donald to Putin,”Please come
To the White House, my bestie, my chum.
I’ve plum secrets to share,
So I hope you’ll repair
To DC and make Democrats glum.”
Tags: Putin Humor, Russia Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump Invites Best Pal Putin To White House (Limerick)
Saturday, November 11th, 2017
Russia meddled, our experts maintain;
Our Democracy’s suffered a stain.
But Donald would rather
Buy Putin’s false blather;
Trump’s owned by Vlad’s hard driving reign.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, May 4th, 2017
The Donald heaps praise upon strongmen;
Evil despots quite clearly the wrong men
To admire or laud.
Trump’s a terrified fraud;
Naught but one of those cowed “get along” men.
Tags: Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, China, Egypt, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Philippines, Putin, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Rodrigo Duterte, Russia, Strongmen, Trump, Turkey, Xi Jinping
Posted in China Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Love Affair With Strongmen (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2017
Donald’s suddenly mired in disputes
With pal Putin. I’ve spotted the roots
Of their low in relations
And dreadful vibrations:
Trump must “prove” that they’re NOT in cahoots.
Tags: Putin, Russia, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Putin? (Limerick)
Saturday, April 8th, 2017
The Donald lays blame on Assad
For chemical warfare, but Vlad
Says Assad’s stash is barren;
Just rebels have sarin.
When two liars diverge, who’s the fraud?
Tags: Assad, Chemical Warfare, Putin, Sarin, Syria, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Which Liar Should We Believe? (Limerick)
Monday, January 16th, 2017
Those who claim my election’s illicit,
Saying I’m with V. Putin complicit,
Are misplacing their scorn;
Donald Trump’s native born,
Unlike Bar! So my ass? You can kiss it!
Tags: Birther Humor, Birthers, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Birther Humor, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin | Comments Off on Trump’s Been Limerick-ing Again
Friday, December 30th, 2016
This Trump tweet requires a limerick, don’t you think?
“Great move on delay (by V. Putin) – I always knew he was very smart!”
Donald Trump praises Putin as “smart,”
In effect telling Putin, “Take heart;
“Very soon you will own
“The Oval. Just phone
“With instructions. I can’t wait to start.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin Humor, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Donald Tweets To Putin (Limerick)
