Archive for the ‘Trump’ Category
Wednesday, June 28th, 2023
Headline: “Trump says it was just ‘bravado’ when he claimed having Iran attack plan in caught-on-tape Bedminster meeting”
Caught on tape, Trump’s exposure is dire,
So he seems to have taken a flyer
On a novel defense
For admissions immense:
He just labels himself a big liar.
Tags: ClassifiedDocuments, Crime, Donald Trump, Iran, Trump, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Military Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Bravado” Defense
Thursday, June 22nd, 2023
Headline: “House GOP votes to censure Schiff over role in Trump investigations”
Adam Schiff has been censured? So what!
It’s hardly a kick in the gut
To be savaged by asses
Who lie to the masses
To placate a traitorous nut!
Tags: Adam Schiff, Censure, Donald Trump, Ethics, Hypocrisy, Impeachment, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Congress Humor, Donald Trump, House Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Adam Schiff
Thursday, June 15th, 2023
The Donald has many a flaw;
For instance, contempt for the law.
Then there’s meanness and greed
And his self-centered creed.
Plus he lies with each flap of his jaw.
So our household is filled with excitement
Over Donald Trump’s fed’ral indictment.
He at last just might pay
For his crimes. Till that day,
I shall savor my dream with delightment.
Tags: Donald Trump, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Law Satire, Prison Humor, Prison Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Riot
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Hope, At Last? (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, June 10th, 2023
Trump’s fed’ral indictment’s a beaut,
Packed with facts very hard to dispute.
He may fin’ly be nailed
And at long last be jailed!
(In the meantime, he’ll raise tons of loot.)
Tags: Classified Documents, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Republicans Humor, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Money & Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump’s Federal Indictment
Tuesday, May 30th, 2023
Headline: “Trump Supporters Scammed By Novelty Items—‘Trump Bucks’—Advertised As Legal Tender”
Trump’s supporters are easily scammed.
Flimflams flourish when Trumpers are spammed:
Use his name or his pic
On a product? They’re thick,
So they’ll buy it… and Reason Be Damned!
Tags: Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Grifters, Republicans Humor, Scam Limerick, Scams, Trump, Trump Base, Trump Bucks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Supporters Scammed Yet Again (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 16th, 2023
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A man with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s vile — a Mad Hatter!
The GOP’s choice is insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Monday, April 10th, 2023
The list of things now deemed taboo
By Republicans grows right on cue:
Sculpture, books, proven facts,
Pills, and personal acts…
Unless done by their guy: You Know Who!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Book Banning Limerick, Cancel Culture, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on GOP Taboos (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 4th, 2023
Hooray for the Donald’s arraignment!
It’s much more than a mere entertainment.
The man must be jailed,
His freedom curtailed.
I can’t wait till he’s under restrainment.
*****
Though Trump masquerades
as a pol for the people,
he’s just for himself.
Tags: AlvinBragg, Bragg, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Law Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Arraignment, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Hooray For Trump’s 1st Arraignment!
Friday, March 31st, 2023
Dear Donald, your recent indictment
Is arousing much gleeful excitement.
Here’s hoping for more!
A nice, round number’s “four,”
And it’s time for some penal requitement!
Tags: Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Indictment, Indictment Humor, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | 2 Comments »
Thursday, March 23rd, 2023
Is anyone else feeling teased
By Trumpian news? I’m displeased!
Yes, there’s LOTS of excitement,
But where’s the indictment?
No perp walk? No plea? Not appeased!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Rally
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
Thursday, March 16th, 2023
Washington Post Headline: “Trump claims violence he inspired on Jan. 6 was Pence’s fault”
“The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in overturning the results”
As usual, Trump makes no sense
And his distance from truth is immense.
Who’s at fault for Jan. 6?
Here’s the “culprit” Trump picks:
He’s now blaming the violence on Pence.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Mike Pence, Trump, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Trump/Pence
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023
I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
Tags: Crime, Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Punishment Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Riot
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Saturday, December 31st, 2022
My last Trump limerick of the year. (I hope it isn’t unduly optimistic.)
When Trump is at long last arrested,
Will he fin’ly acknowledge he’s bested
And surrender with grace
And a smile on his face?
Ha, he’ll protest with falsehoods time-tested.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, January 6, One/Six, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Just Deserts? (Limerick)
Sunday, December 25th, 2022
While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us,
Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us.
Flinging insults galore
In each TruthSocial snore,
That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump, Trump Lies, TruthSocial
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Hellacious Holiday Rant (Limerick)
Monday, December 12th, 2022
Bigotry, once masked,
now unleashed for all to see —
Shameful, yet shameless!
*****
Donald cozies up
to Nazi-loving bigots–
Hardly a surprise!
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Haiku And Senryu, Political Haiku, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Trump | Comments Off on Bigotry Haiku Duet
Wednesday, December 7th, 2022
“I’m immune from suits,”
Claims Trump, again and again.
Judges disagree.
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Haiku And Senryu, Law Humor, Legal Verse, Political Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Law Satire, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump v. Everyone (Haiku)
Monday, December 5th, 2022
Flag-hugger Donald
says suspend Constitution–
GOP pols shrug.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Flag-Hugger Haiku
Thursday, December 1st, 2022
Trump has lost his appeal in a rout;
Cannon’s pro-Donald rulings are out.
Special Master review
Has been halted. So cue
Sev’ral rants from that “former guy” lout.
Tags: "The Former Guy", Aileen Cannon, Classified Documents, Donald Trump, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Legal Verse, Limericks, Litigation Humor, Mar-a-Lago, Special Master, Stolen Documents, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on A Legal Adieu To Special Master Review (Limerick)
Sunday, November 27th, 2022
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug.
Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug?
He announced and was trounced
In reviews, soon pronounced
“Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Announcement Dud (Limerick)
Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
Tags: Crime, Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Punishment Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Riot
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Pending Celebration (Limerick)