“The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in overturning the results”
As usual, Trump makes no sense And his distance from truth is immense. Who’s at fault for Jan. 6? Here’s the “culprit” Trump picks: He’s now blaming the violence on Pence.
I am planning a huge celebration, Which will feature great food and libation. The date’s still not set, But I’m hosting my fête On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
My last Trump limerick of the year. (I hope it isn’t unduly optimistic.)
When Trump is at long last arrested, Will he fin’ly acknowledge he’s bested And surrender with grace And a smile on his face? Ha, he’ll protest with falsehoods time-tested.
While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us, Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us. Flinging insults galore In each TruthSocial snore, That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
The verdict is guilty! Hooray! Trump Corp’s jury has spoken today: Guilt on each count of fraud And false records! I’m awed! Some Trump justice, at last, on display!
Trump has lost his appeal in a rout; Cannon’s pro-Donald rulings are out. Special Master review Has been halted. So cue Sev’ral rants from that “former guy” lout.
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug. Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug? He announced and was trounced In reviews, soon pronounced “Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Since a Trump Special Counsel’s been named By Garland, the AG’s been blamed For political smears, While Trump and his peers Keep claiming he’s framed and defamed.
Trump insists that he will not “partake” In the probe, for that treacherous snake Thinks it makes him sound tough, As he struggles to slough Off his fears. Yes, he knows what’s at stake.
Says Donald, The Fed is at fault
For the stock market’s large downward vault.
Blame Powell, he’ll blurt,
Throwing mud to subvert
The truth, via “facts” that are alt.
Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
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