Archive for the ‘Russia’ Category
Tuesday, March 8th, 2022
Headeline: “No Big Macs for Putin as McDonald’s Halts Russia Operations”
(Which probably puts the kibosh on Trump’s visit to pal Putin)
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Yesterday temps got to 67 in NYC. Tomorrow they’re predicting snow.
I’m not sure what’s more erratic these days, weather or mail.
Tags: Donald Trump, Global Warming, Mail Delivery, McDonald's, Post Office, Russia, Ukraine, Weather Humor, Weather Swings
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Russia, Vladimir Putin, Weather Satire | Comments Off on This And That
Sunday, July 26th, 2020
There’s a fellow who’s grinning right now
At our chaos, fear, poverty. Wow!
All his orders were heeded;
His Trump-scheme succeeded.
Putin’s earned his dystopian bow.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Putin's Apprentice, Putin's Bitch, Russia Collusion, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Mission Accomplished (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
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Headline: “GOP blocks Senate rebuke of Trump on Russia sanctions”
Undoubtedly Putin is thrilled
By the mayhem he’s wrought; he’s fulfilled
His dream to install
Trump the Puppet, who’ll brawl
And defile, as democracy’s chilled.
Tags: Democracy, Donald Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Saturday, January 12th, 2019
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Trump keeps tying our nation in knots,
And it’s time to connect all the dots:
He inflicts all this hurt
To distract and divert
Because Putin is calling the shots.
Tags: Distractions, Donald Trump, Fake Crisis, GOP Distractions, Government Shutdown, National Emergency, Putin, Putin Humor, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fake Crisis Diversion (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 11th, 2018
Headline: “President Trump claims he’s ‘not concerned’ about impeachment, calls his campaign’s Russia ties ‘peanut stuff’”
While speaking with Reuters, Trump strains
To minimize all his campaign’s
Russia contacts, declaring
It’s “peanut stuff,” baring
His hubris and shortage of brains.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Peanut Stuff, Russia, Russia Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Peanut-Brained Trump (Limerick)
Monday, December 10th, 2018
Headline: “Accused Russian spy Maria Butina appears poised to plead guilty”
Donald Trump should be tied up in knots,
Cuz Maria Butina knows lots,
And it looks like she’ll squeal;
She has just made a deal.
Oy gevalt! Trump may actually plotz.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Maria Butina, NRA, Robert Mueller, Russia, Russian Collusion, Trump Collusion
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on The Beauty Of A Butina Deal (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 21st, 2018
“Guilty” Manafort ain’t going free,
And Cohen has taken a plea.
So brace for more tweets
Packed with self-serving bleats;
Whiny Trump can’t let anything be.
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Really Really Extra Bad Day (Limerick)
Sunday, August 19th, 2018
Rudy Giuliani to Chuck Todd: “Truth isn’t truth.”
Says Rudy, truth doesn’t exist.
(That lesson in law school I missed.)
Seems reality’s dire
Cuz Trump is a liar,
And the truth can no longer assist.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Chuck Todd, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Rudy’s Nuts and That’s The “Truth”
Saturday, August 18th, 2018
Headline: “White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry”
When the Russia probe shit hits the fan,
The fallout won’t land on McGahn.
No he won’t take the fall;
He’s been giving his all
To assisting Bob Mueller. Smart man!
Tags: Don McGahn, Donald Trump, King Kong, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trump Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on McGahn’s The Man (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 24th, 2018
Headline: “Kremlin: Russia not ready to accept Trump invite to Washington”
Over hosting old Vlad, Trump’s been heady.
But the Kremlin says Putin’s not ready
To say “Da” to a visit.
A diss? Ain’t it, is it?
Poor Trump hoped the two would go steady.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Vlad Visit Interruptus? (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 18th, 2018
Trump’s submissive to Putin and meek.
He is craven and shockingly weak.
Donald’s bluster’s replaced
By behavior debased.
And his party’s response? Piddlin’ pique.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin Humor, Republican House, Republican Senate, Russia, Russia Collusion, Trump Collusion, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Monday, July 16th, 2018
At long last, there can be no debate:
Trump’s a traitor, who bows to his “mate,”
Russia’s Putin, whose smirk
Shows contempt for the jerk
Whose betrayal one can’t over-state.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Summit, Traitors, Treason
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Our Petulant President (Limerick)
Monday, April 2nd, 2018
Headline: “Trump Invites Putin to the White House”
Said Donald to Putin,”Please come
To the White House, my bestie, my chum.
I’ve plum secrets to share,
So I hope you’ll repair
To DC and make Democrats glum.”
Tags: Putin Humor, Russia Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump Invites Best Pal Putin To White House (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 27th, 2018
The Donald’s a dreadful employer
And a volatile stature-destroyer.
His “art of the deal”
Is to lie, backbite, steal,
Which is why he can’t buy a good lawyer.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Putin, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trial Lawyers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Donald Trump — Unmasked … and Un-Esq’d (Limerick)
Thursday, March 22nd, 2018
Trump’s lawyers are frequently nayed
And their Mueller advice disobeyed.
Donald’s gut rules his mind,
So John Dowd has resigned.
I wish the man luck getting paid!
Tags: Donald Trump, John Dowd, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Farewell To John Dowd (Limerick)
Saturday, March 17th, 2018
McCabe had been set to retire
On Sunday, but Trump’s filled with ire,
Cuz McCabe’s a supporter
Of Comey. In order
To punish him, Donald says FIRE!
Tags: Andrew McCabe, Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump V. McCabe
Tuesday, March 13th, 2018
Rex has rarely done anything right,
And his errors I’d often indict.
But re Russia he’s wise,
So to no one’s surprise
Trump’s response is: Get out of my sight!
Tags: Donald Trump, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Secretary of State
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, State Department, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Ex Is Rex (Limerick)
Saturday, November 11th, 2017
Russia meddled, our experts maintain;
Our Democracy’s suffered a stain.
But Donald would rather
Buy Putin’s false blather;
Trump’s owned by Vlad’s hard driving reign.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Though people seem prone to adopt
The past tense re the Russians, I’ll opt
To claim present tense crime
Re elections, each time;
There’s no reason to think that they’ve stopped.
Tags: Election Collusion, Election Humor, Election Interference, President Trump, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Russian Election Interference — NOT A One-Time Thing (Limerick)
