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Banished and Bereft (Limerick)

Saturday, January 9th, 2021

Donald Trump doesn’t “get” the to-do;
So WHAT if he triggered a coup!
But he’s run out of luck
And for once he can’t duck
The backlash from acts he should rue.

Donald Trump, who’s a bully full-blown,
Lost his bullhorn; his phone’s a mere phone.
No more weapon of choice —
Just a much-weakened voice;
He’s bereft of his base and alone.

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Banned At Last (Limerick)

Friday, January 8th, 2021

Donald Trump has been banished from Twitter,
And Donald’s undoubtedly bitter.
His corrupt tweet decorum
Has cost him this forum.
Now how’ll he pass time on the shitter?

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Ciao, Elaine Chao! (Limerick)

Thursday, January 7th, 2021

Headline: “Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is first Trump Cabinet member to quit after riot”

To resign from the Cab’net this late
Isn’t noble or worthy or great.
It’s a way to survive
And avoid “25.”
A cowardly action? Damn straight!

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Enough “25th” and “Impeachment” Talk; It’s Time For Action! (Limerick)

Thursday, January 7th, 2021

Trump’s to blame for the Cap’tol attack;
He incited his mutinous claque,
And still shows no remorse.
His sedition, perforce,
Deserves more than mere bluster and yack!

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Georgia On His Mind (Limerick)

Tuesday, January 5th, 2021

Headline: “Judge Shoots Down Last-Ditch Trump Lawsuit Looking to Overturn Georgia Loss”

Poor Donald keeps losing in court;
Filing spurious suits is his forte.
Each “disgraceful” court loss
Makes him bitter and cross,
As Trump’s time in the Oval grows short.

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Dishonorable Honors (Limerick)

Monday, January 4th, 2021

A Medal of Freedom for Jordan
And Nunes? More fitting’s a warden;
It is past time to dump
Them in prison with Trump,
For a cell’s what the three should be stored in.

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Still Think It’s A Hoax? (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 29th, 2020

I’m amazed that there still are some folks
Who keep claiming that Covid’s a hoax.
Must you face death yourself
To put lies on the shelf?
Will you wait till a relative croaks?

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Petulant President (Limerick)

Monday, December 28th, 2020

Donald Trump threw a tantrum and then,
He brandished his President-Pen
And belatedly signed
The same bill he’d maligned,
Having caused extra pain yet again.

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Our “Woe Is Me!” President (Limerick)

Sunday, December 27th, 2020

Trump is deaf to all suff’ring and cries;
Doesn’t care who’s evicted or dies.
Life for DONALD’s “unfair!”
“Woe is me!” he will blare.
And he probably buys his own lies.

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The Stubborn Myth Of The Stolen Election (Limerick)

Sunday, December 27th, 2020

Donald’s myth of a stolen election
Lives on, though debunked; no injection
Of fact removes fiction.
Despite contradiction,
Convictions spurn falsehood detection.

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Narcissist-In-Chief (Limerick)

Sunday, December 27th, 2020

Trump’s indiff’rent to suff’ring and loss,
And it’s clear he could not give a toss
As to how what he does
Affects citizens, cuz
Only HE counts, the “gripe”-laden boss.

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Madman-In-Chief (Limerick)

Friday, December 25th, 2020

Trump’s failures have driven him mad,
So he’s NOT merely downcast or sad.
Filled with grievance-fueled spite,
Donald spoils for a fight.
What a turmoil and blight-causing cad!

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Wacko-In-Chief (Limerick)

Thursday, December 24th, 2020

The Wacko-In-Chief has a stack
Of bills to be signed, but alack,
Those bills may be toast;
Trump’s abandoned his post.
Let’s hope that he never comes back.

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Pondering Pardons (Limerick)

Thursday, December 24th, 2020

Trump’s been pardoning felons galore,
Cuz Donald’s a thief at his core.
He finds something to laud
In both war crimes and fraud.
You’re scum? That’s what pardons are for!

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Non-Deal-Maker-In-Chief (2-Verse Limerick)

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020

Headline: “President Trump throws wrench into COVID-19 relief by saying he won’t sign bill”

When a bill is a fait accompli,
Trump the “deal-maker” bitches with glee.
He won’t help something pass;
He’d much rather harass
Other pols, in a bill-griping spree.

Donald COULD have helped carve out a deal
For Covid Relief. But that heel
Sent Mnuchin to rep him,
And now would sidestep him;
A bit late for such “squeaky wheel” zeal!

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The Unpersuadables (Limerick)

Monday, December 21st, 2020

Headline: “Engaging With Trump’s Die-Hard Supporters Isn’t Productive”

Engaging with Donald Trump backers
Is as fruitless as talking to hackers.
Any woman or man
Who remains a Trump fan
Is (like Trump) indisputably crackers.

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A Homeless Ex-President? (Limerick)

Saturday, December 19th, 2020

Headline: “Mar-a-Lago neighbors to Trump: Spend your post-presidency elsewhere”

Dear Don, you can’t live in your club;
Your neighbors say “Nyet!” Quite the snub!
Mar-a-Lago is out
Cuz you promised, you lout,
That you’d never move back. There’s the rub!

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GOP Hypocrisy (Limerick)

Thursday, December 17th, 2020

“Republicans suddenly discover they don’t like naughty words”

O! M! G! Biden’s aide used a word
That is naughty! What outrage it’s stirred
In the horde that ignored
All the curses Trump roared.
They’re a vile, hypocritical herd.

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Mitch Finally Admits Biden Won (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 16th, 2020

Mitch McConnell should show some contrition
For his way overdue recognition
That the winner is Joe;
This delay helped Trump sow
Mass suspicion and threats of sedition.

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Whiner-In-Chief Still Whining (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 15th, 2020

Says Donald, they’re all out to get me;
RINO judges and staffers won’t let me
Overturn and undo
Biden’s “win.” I should sue
The whole crew cuz they failed to abet me.

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