Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Wednesday, August 28th, 2019
There once was a scandal so bad,
That many lashed out at the cad
Who dared wear a tan suit
In the White House. The brute!!!
It’s amazing what once made folks mad.
Headline: “Five years ago, Obama was blasted for wearing a tan suit. Now, it’s used to contrast him with Trump.”
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Peter King, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites, Scandal Mongers, Scandals, Tan Suit, Tan Suit Gate
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Peter King, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Scandals Humor, White House | Comments Off on Unsuitable Anger (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019
A limerick for the self-crowned “Chosen One:”
The Donald believes that he’s God;
“The Chosen One” — given the nod
To do and to say
Any thing, any day —
No matter how crazy or flawed.
Tags: Chosen One, Donald Trump, God Complex
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, August 18th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”
Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Media Bashing, Political Polls, Poll Humor, Polls Humor, Racism, Racism Humor, Racism Witch Hunt
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
Thursday, August 15th, 2019
When pressure has taken its toll,
Relaxation’s a laudable goal.
But getting there’s hard
If your path remains marred
By Donald’s eluding the Hole.
(National Relaxation Day is August 15.)
*********
Strawberries grow wild
in our “little house” front yard.
We’re farmers! Who knew?
“#IMAFARMERLIKENUNES TRENDS AFTER REPORT DEVIN NUNES’ ‘FARM’ IS ABOUT ‘100 SQUARE FEET”
Tags: Devin Nunes, Donald Trump, Odd Holidays, Relaxation Day
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Odd Holidays, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Try To Relax! (Limerick)
Sunday, August 4th, 2019
Headline: “So Much for Ending American Carnage”
Seems “American Carnage” is over;
Cuz of Donald, we’re all in the clover.
Yet another vow “kept”
By the crude and inept
Evil-spirited, white-hate-crime drover.
Tags: American Carnage, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, August 4th, 2019
White Nationalists feel empowered
By the Donald, a bully and coward.
So it’s hardly surprising
That hate crimes are rising.
I can’t wait till the Oval’s been scoured.
Tags: Donald Trump, Hate Crimes, White Nationalism
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The Hate-Crime-Inspirer-In-Chief
Sunday, July 21st, 2019
There’s no doubt that the Donald’s a racist.
Both he and his base are the basest.
Trump misleads by example.
His evils are ample.
He’s of all of our pols the disgracest.
Tags: Donald Trump, Race Bait, Race Baiting
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Trumpy Basics (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Disavows His Disavowal”
Stay tuned for Trump’s disavowal of his disavowal of his disavowal.
*****
Disavowals by Trump can’t be trusted.
If needed, they’ll soon be adjusted;
When he faces his base,
Red meat is his ace.
So do NOT be appeased. Be disgusted!
Tags: Base Bait, Disavowals, Race Bait, Red Meat, Trump, Trump Base
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trumpy Disavowals (Limerick)
Friday, July 19th, 2019
Headline: “Iran denies Trump claim that US destroyed drone over Gulf”
Donald claims that we downed Iran’s drone,
But Iran doesn’t grumble or groan.
No, instead it denies
It was hit in the skies;
When two liars face off … nothing’s known.
Tags: Donald Trump, Drones, Iran, Liars
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on When The President’s A Liar…
Friday, July 12th, 2019
Headline: “Paul Ryan: Trump ‘didn’t know anything about government’ and ‘I wanted to scold him all the time'”
Craven Ryan is finally “brave,”
Slamming Donald, the President/Knave.
When it mattered, he’d cower.
Now Paul’s out of power;
Missed his op to stop Donald’s crime wave.
Tags: Donald Trump, Paul Ryan
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Paul Ryan’s Belated Trump Critique (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 9th, 2019
I’m often inclined to admonish
The Donald; his actions astonish.
Trump’s the King of “Fake News,”
But I’d never accuse
Him of being the slightest bit “donnish.”
Thanks to Dictionary.com’s Word of the Day feature, I now know that “donnish” means bookish and pedantic.
Tags: Dictionary.com, Donald Trump, Donnish, Language Humor, Language Satire, Word of the Day, WOTD
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Language Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, July 4th, 2019
Donald’s pulling out all of the stops,
Treating tanks and our troops just like props;
Using taxpayer cash,
He’s subverting this bash
To flex his tyrannical chops.
Trump’s despoiling the 4th; he’s hell-bent
On saluting himself; this event
Is to boost reelection.
He fears our rejection.
Let’s make sure that to prison he’s sent.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Fourth Of July, Independence Day, July 4th, Military Parade, Troops
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Trumpian 4th (2-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, June 25th, 2019
Headline: “Trump’s repeated defense against assault accusations: call the accuser unattractive”
Donald’s message: I’m very selective
When viewing a victim, prospective,
So her rape claim’s a lie,
And it’s obvious why:
She isn’t “my type!” She’s defective!
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, E. Jean Carroll, Rape, Sexual Assault
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s “She’s Not My Type” Defense (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019
Tags: Anti-Science, Climate Change, Climate Science, Donald Trump, Science Humor
Posted in Climate Change, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Science Satire | Comments Off on Trump v. The Climate
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019
Donald’s running again? What a “shock!”
His “relaunch” (so-called) is a crock.
He treats his campaign
As his job. That’s been plain
From the day of his swearing-in squawk.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The Campaigner-In-Chief
Thursday, June 13th, 2019
If Trump could write limericks:
Dear nations, both friendly and not,
I need dirt. Send me all that you’ve got.
You’ll be might’ly rewarded,
If Dems are all thwarted.
Name your price. I am easily bought.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election 2020
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, June 8th, 2019
I didn’t know Sen. Schumer had such a flair for sarcasm. Check out his tweet:
This is an historic night!
@realDonaldTrump has announced that he has cut a deal to “greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States.”
Now that that problem is solved, I’m sure we won’t be hearing any more about it in the future.
Donald makes a big deal about deals;
A great deal of the time, Donald feels
The need to go bragging
Re super deal-snagging…
So his base will think failures are steals.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Deal Maker, Deal Making, Deals, Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Mexico
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Yet Another “Great” Donald Deal (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump’s tariffs might amount to the biggest U.S. tax hike since the 1980s”
And now my two-verse limerick:
A tariff is really a tax
That Trump’s hitting us with to the max,
Just to make his base think
Trump the “tough guy” won’t blink.
Dear voters, please give him the ax.
Donald counts on his fans not to know
That tariffs are taxes, and so
He keeps raising those taxes.
Here’s hoping the ax is
About to deliver its blow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Economy, Fiscal Humor, Tariffs, Tax Hikes, Tax Humor
Posted in Business Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Those Taxing Tariffs (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 5th, 2019
Headline: “Censure rather than impeach? Hell no, Democrats — that’s inexcusable cowardice”
Censure Trump? That’s a weenie’s way out!
The Dems need to exercise clout
And impeach the damn sleaze;
Bring that lout to his knees!
Just how many more laws must he flout?!?
Tags: Censure, Cowardice, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Cowardice of Mere Censure (Limerick)
Monday, June 3rd, 2019
Headline: “Navy acknowledges request to hide McCain warship”
The Donald’s a delicate flower,
Who readily freaks and turns dour
At the thought of McCain,
So the name of his bane
On a ship makes him shudder and glower.
Tags: Donald Trump, John McCain, Navy, Pentagon Humor, USS John S. McCain
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, John McCain, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s McCain-Phobia (Limerick)
