Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Tuesday, November 17th, 2020
Says Trump, no transition for Joe!
I’m not leaving this dump — I won’t go.
I’ll remain here at least
Until I’m deceased.
Change my mind? That would take tons of dough.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick, Trump
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Monday, November 16th, 2020
NY Times Headline: “Fact-Checked on Facebook and Twitter, Conservatives Switch Their Apps
“Since the election, millions have migrated to alternative social media and media sites like Parler, Rumble and Newsmax.”
If you’re fact-checked on Facebook or Twitter,
There’s no need to feel outraged or bitter;
Join Parler or Rumble.
The folks there don’t grumble
At lies. They just spread ’em and titter.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Censorship Humor, Donald Trump, Facebook, Fact-Checking Humor, Parler, Rumble, Social Media Humor, Trump's Base, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Facebook Verse, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Liars Flee “Censorship” (Limerick)
Monday, November 16th, 2020
The Donald’s fomenting unrest,
And keeps failing the leadership test.
He ain’t leaving, he says;
He’s our worst ever prez…
Though at spreading big lies, he’s the best.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Trump Lies
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Friday, November 13th, 2020
While Biden is counseling calm,
The bomb-throwing Trump has no qualm
About causing upheaval
And chaos. Trump’s evil!
Can’t wait for the Joe Biden balm.
Tags: Biden Limerick, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Thursday, November 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Defense Department purge threatens our security”
Donald Trump is engaged in a purge;
A destruction of government surge.
He’s stacking positions
With yes-men whose mission’s
To help Donald heighten his scourge.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Defense Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, National Security, National Security Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, November 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump wants to be forced out”
Trump’s a “victim” who’s constantly peeved;
He’s “defrauded,” “maligned,” even “thieved.”
Is martyrdom great
For his brand? Yes, damn straight!
Like his base, Donald’s always aggrieved.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Wednesday, November 11th, 2020
Headline: “How Trump’s transition of power delay threatens national security and public safety”
Joe’s win’s been established with surety.
Yet Trump shows his lack of maturity:
To impede Joe’s transition
Is reckless; Trump’s mission
Is risking our nation’s security.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick
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Wednesday, November 11th, 2020
Dear Donald, you’ve lost. Joe has won.
Your plan to stay put’s been undone.
And your sore-loser acts
Do not change any facts;
There’s no fraud, so your win chance is NONE!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Sore Losers
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, November 10th, 2020
Headline: “By humoring Trump, the GOP is enabling authoritarianism”
The GOP’s humoring Trump
Cuz they’re scared of that venomous grump,
Who’s vindictive and bitter —
Might diss them on Twitter.
So they skitter and dodge; each a chump.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, GOP Enablers, Joe Biden, Trump Enablers
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, November 7th, 2020
It’s FAKE NEWS that I lost out to Joe;
He’s a Liar, a Fraud, and a Schmo!
I will NEVER stop Suing,
Berating, and Booing.
Will I vacate the Oval? HELL, NO!!!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, November 4th, 2020
Will Donald Trump ever concede?
I doubt it; that sort of a deed
Requires some class.
Needy Donald’s an ass.
Self-promotion is Trump’s only creed.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Concession Speech, Election 2020, Election Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, November 1st, 2020
Donald Trump will be jumping the gun
And loudly proclaiming “I won!”
He’ll ignore the result
And give cues to his cult
That it’s time for some bloodthirsty “fun.”
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Trump, Trump's Base
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Sunday, November 1st, 2020
Using any excuse for a boast,
Trump will brag via speech, tweet, or post:
He’s the best and the greatest
(And no doubt the straightest.)
Another four years … and we’re toast!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To the Boaster-In-Chief
Sunday, November 1st, 2020
How I long to at last feel elation.
But for now, all I feel’s trepidation.
I’ll be filled with chagrin,
If Joe doesn’t win;
What we’ll face is our nation’s ruination.
Tags: Biden Limerick, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, October 31st, 2020
Headline: “Trump drags down GOP senators, giving Democrats more paths to the majority”
Mitch McConnell and Co bet it all
On the Donald, but in the long haul,
Having pinned hopes and dreams
For their vile, evil schemes
On that crook, they are bound for a fall.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Mitch McConnell, Senate Campaign, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, October 29th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Ponders Being a Loser”
I hear tell that the Donald’s been musing
About maybe, conceivably losing.
It’s a frightening thought,
For his future is fraught;
Relocation to prison is bruising.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Criminal Law, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Law And Order, Prisons, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Corruption Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, October 29th, 2020
Headline: “Hundreds stranded in the cold waiting for buses in chaotic post-Trump rally scene”
Trump fans were left out in the cold
At an Omaha rally, we’re told.
Freezing temps — people stranded,
Their treatment offhanded;
Cast aside like they’re garbage or mold.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Election 2020, Nebraska, Omaha, Political Rallies, Trump
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Thursday, October 29th, 2020
Election Day’s coming up soon.
I’m so anxious, I’m likely to swoon.
Will Biden prevail?
If he doesn’t, I’ll wail;
Can’t survive four more years of that loon!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Day, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Trump
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Wednesday, October 28th, 2020
Trump pretends that he’s still an insurgent.
His impulse to dupe us is urgent,
Cuz incumbents take blame;
Trump wants fault-free acclaim.
Here’s what I want: A White House Detergent.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign2020, Election Humor, Election2020, Incumbency, Insurgency, Presidential Campaign Humor, Trump
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Tuesday, October 27th, 2020
Donald Trump loves to rant, rave, and whine,
Like when two-timing Fox crossed the line:
Air a speech by Obama?
How dare they! What trauma!
Donald’s view: “They should only air mine!”
Tags: Barack Obama, Campaign 2020, Election 2020, Fox News, Joe Biden, Media Bashing, Trump
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