Archive for the ‘Politics Satire’ Category
Thursday, December 24th, 2020
Trump’s been pardoning felons galore,
Cuz Donald’s a thief at his core.
He finds something to laud
In both war crimes and fraud.
You’re scum? That’s what pardons are for!
Tags: Donald Trump, Fraud, Law And Order, Pardon Humor, Presidential Pardons, War Crimes
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, War & Antiwar Poems, White House | Comments Off on Pondering Pardons (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020
Headline: “President Trump throws wrench into COVID-19 relief by saying he won’t sign bill”
When a bill is a fait accompli,
Trump the “deal-maker” bitches with glee.
He won’t help something pass;
He’d much rather harass
Other pols, in a bill-griping spree.
Donald COULD have helped carve out a deal
For Covid Relief. But that heel
Sent Mnuchin to rep him,
And now would sidestep him;
A bit late for such “squeaky wheel” zeal!
Tags: Art of the Deal, Covid Relief, COVID-19, Covid-19 Relief, Deal Maker, Donald Trump, Legislation Humor, Pandemic, Steven Mnuchin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Deal-Maker-In-Chief (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, December 21st, 2020
Headline: “Engaging With Trump’s Die-Hard Supporters Isn’t Productive”
Engaging with Donald Trump backers
Is as fruitless as talking to hackers.
Any woman or man
Who remains a Trump fan
Is (like Trump) indisputably crackers.
Tags: Conspiracy Theories, Donald Trump, Trumpism
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Unpersuadables (Limerick)
Saturday, December 19th, 2020
Headline: “Mar-a-Lago neighbors to Trump: Spend your post-presidency elsewhere”
Dear Don, you can’t live in your club;
Your neighbors say “Nyet!” Quite the snub!
Mar-a-Lago is out
Cuz you promised, you lout,
That you’d never move back. There’s the rub!
Tags: Donald Trump, Ex-President Trump, Mar-a-Lago, Trump's Neighbors
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Homeless Ex-President? (Limerick)
Thursday, December 17th, 2020
“Republicans suddenly discover they don’t like naughty words”
O! M! G! Biden’s aide used a word
That is naughty! What outrage it’s stirred
In the horde that ignored
All the curses Trump roared.
They’re a vile, hypocritical herd.
Tags: Anti-Cursing, Cursing Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Joe Biden, Language Humor, Language Police, Marco Rubio, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Joe Biden, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, December 16th, 2020
Mitch McConnell should show some contrition
For his way overdue recognition
That the winner is Joe;
This delay helped Trump sow
Mass suspicion and threats of sedition.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Presidential Election 2020, Sedition
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mitch Finally Admits Biden Won (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 15th, 2020
Says Donald, they’re all out to get me;
RINO judges and staffers won’t let me
Overturn and undo
Biden’s “win.” I should sue
The whole crew cuz they failed to abet me.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, RINOs
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Whiner-In-Chief Still Whining (Limerick)
Monday, December 14th, 2020
The Electoral College has met.
Biden’s won yet again, but I’ll bet
That Trump and his cronies
(Those liars and phonies)
Won’t let up, though their threat is all wet.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Voting Fraud, Voting Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Biden Elected Yet Again (Limerick)
Saturday, December 12th, 2020
Dear Donald, enough with your moaning
And bitching and whining and groaning!
Your lies about wins
Lead a long list of sins.
My suggestion: Some prison atoning.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Prison Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Time’s Up! (Limerick)
Friday, December 11th, 2020
“The @TexasGOP is out with a statement in the wake of the Supreme Court decision, all but calling for secession.”
Hey Texas, feel free to secede;
Your statehood is trifling, indeed.
You are NOT worth the trouble,
So savor your bubble.
Bother somebody else, when in need.
Tags: Donald Trump, Secession, Supreme Court Limerick, Texas, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Is Texas Secession A Threat? Or A Promise? (Limerick)
Friday, December 11th, 2020
I despise all the “Biden Deniers;”
Those sniveling cowards and liars,
Who follow, unthinking,
Trump’s lead without blinking.
It’s high time that the Trump Cult retires.
Tags: Biden Deniers, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Republican Cowards, Trump Cult
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Denying The Undeniable (Limerick)
Thursday, December 10th, 2020
Trump will soon join a club that’s exclusive.
He’s resisting, though entry’s elusive.
Here’s the obvious rub:
The Ex-Presidents’ Club
Views the Donald as nuts and abusive.
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Ex-Presidents' Club, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Presidential Election 2020
Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Bush Satire, GOP Humor, Jimmy Carter, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Club? (Limerick)
Thursday, December 10th, 2020
Trump’s falsehoods, complaints, and self-praise
And his fraudulent suits haunt our days:
“Stop The Steal!” he demands
And as “RINOS” rebrands
Those whose “nays” thwart his law-breaking ways.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Presidential Election 2020, RINOs, Stop The Steal, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Haunting (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 9th, 2020
It’s over; Trump knows that he lost,
But he’ll keep filing suits that are tossed,
Cuz as long as his base
Thinks he still has a case,
They will fund him, whatever the cost.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Election Satire, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Swindler-In-Chief (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 8th, 2020
Enduring Trump’s reign has been hard;
Our nation’s been tainted and scarred.
So this question’s arisen:
Is tweeting in prison
Permitted? Please tell me it’s barred!
Tags: Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Prisons, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Will It Never End? (Limerick)
Monday, December 7th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Claims He’d Be Gracious, If He Lost”
Our pugnacious prez claims he’d be “gracious”
If he lost. (His lie-library’s spacious.)
Donald did in fact lose,
But his goal’s to confuse,
Bilk, and bully — that’s “Trump the Mendacious.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Campaign Humor, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our Liar-In-Chief
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020
Is the almost-ex-prez on the skids?
Will he pardon himself and his kids?
While we don’t know for sure,
Seems he’ll never abjure
Engaging in acts law forbids.
Tags: Donald Trump, Law Humor, Legal Humor, Pardon Humor, Presidential Pardons
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020
Headline: “Trump and crew cash in with election fraud ‘scare stories'”
Vile Donald is making a pile
From election fraud lies filled with bile;
Our nation’s chief sleaze,
Via fund-raising pleas,
Is still bilking his marks Trumpy-style.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Fund Raising, Trump Base
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, December 1st, 2020
Headline: “For Years, Republicans Ignored Donald Trump’s Tweets. Now They’re Using Twitter as an Excuse to Attack Biden’s Budget Chief Pick”
GOPers had little to say
About Trump’s heinous tweets. So blasé,
Were those pols, that they shrugged.
Yet by Tanden’s they’re bugged
And enraged — their bad faith on display.
Tags: Advise And Consent, Biden Nominees, Cabinet Nominees, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Neera Tanden, OMB, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Senators
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on GOP Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Monday, November 30th, 2020
Poor Donald’s a delicate flower;
The mere thought of his loss makes him glower.
So he lies and brings suits;
Claims they’re all in cahoots
To prevent him from staying in power.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Humor, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Delicate-Flower-In-Chief (Limerick)
