Archive for the ‘Politics Satire’ Category
Thursday, June 3rd, 2021
Reinstatement will happen this year
In August, claims Trump. So I fear
That derangement won’t end
And our nation can’t mend
While treachery’s still his career.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Lies, Reinstatement, Trump Treachery
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Lie (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021
Our land’s in a terrible fix
When Republican Senators nix
A bipartisan group
Meant to get us the scoop
On what happened this year on 1/6.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Bipartisan Commission, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Nixed Commission Fix (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021
Headline: “Trump blog page shuts down for good”
Big news: Seems the Donald has dumped
His new blog because int’rest has slumped.
Even fans found it boring.
(And some were caught snoring.)
It appears that the Donald’s been trumped.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Platform, Trump Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, White House | Comments Off on Trumps Dog-GONE Blog (Limerick)
Monday, May 31st, 2021
This comment by former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock made me laugh and inspired my latest limerick: “If Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, I don’t think you’d have many Republicans in the search party. Maybe a few prosecutors. But not Republicans.”
If Trump disappeared, just how hard
Would pols look for that large tub of lard?
Who but those with indictments
Would have the incitements
To secure him in jail under guard?
Tags: Donald Trump, Indictment Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on If Trump Disappeared, Who’d Hunt For Him? (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 26th, 2021
Will Trump’s CFO drop a dime
On the Donald? It’s surely high time!
A grand jury’s convened,
So here’s hoping that fiend
Is convicted of many a crime.
Tags: Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Grand Jury, Letitia James
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Isn’t The Trump Grand Jury Grand? (Limerick)
Saturday, May 22nd, 2021
Headline: “CNN Drops Rick Santorum After Racist Comments About Native Americans”
CNN has dumped Rick J. Santorum
(Though Republicans seem to adore’m.)
With insults creative,
He dissed all our Native
Americans, breaching decorum.
Tags: American Indians, CNN, Media Limerick, Native Americans, Rick Santorum
Posted in GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | Comments Off on CNN Ousts Rick Santorum (Limerick)
Saturday, May 22nd, 2021
If you’re wond’ring how Trump’s blog has fared,
Donald’s blog posts are NOT widely shared.
His traffic has slumped,
And his fans don’t seem pumped.
Could it be they’re no longer ensnared?
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump's Base, Trump's Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on GOP Pols think Trump’s still relevant, but IS he? (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 19th, 2021
After learning that New York AG Letitia James is pursuing a criminal investigation into the Trump Organization, and that she’s working with Manhattan DA Cy Vance, Donald Trump posted a lengthy blog rant, which could have benefited from paragraphing … and sanity.
Donald Trump seems distressed and upset.
It appears he is starting to fret
That he’ll spend his last days
In prolonged prison stays.
James and Vance pose a serious threat!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Criminal Law, Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Letitia James, Trump Organization
Posted in Crime, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, May 17th, 2021
Will SCOTUS reverse Roe v. Wade?
The bricks for that act have been laid;
All the Justices named
By Trump have long aimed
At ensuring that “choice” rights degrade.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Amy Coney Barrett, Anti-Abortion Rhetoric, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminism Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Roe v. Wade
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Federal Reserve, GOP Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Supreme Court Wades Into Roe v. Wade (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 12th, 2021
Headline: “Cheney, stripped of leadership position, vows to keep Trump from returning to presidency”
Liz Cheney’s been rudely expelled
From the leadership post that she held.
Now the House GOP
Is hoping to be
Free to parrot Trump’s lies, with Liz quelled.
But this ouster won’t stop her from speaking;
She’ll keep Trump-centric BS critiquing.
Liz will fight back with vigor,
Her megaphone bigger,
As she calls out the havoc Trump’s wreaking.
Tags: Donald Trump, Elizabeth Cheney, GOP Leaders, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney Ouster, Media Humor, Republican Leaders, Republican Leadership
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Ousted Liz Cheney, Still Speaking Out (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, May 10th, 2021
Headline: “Kevin McCarthy is pushing Liz Cheney out for saying almost exactly what he said after January 6”
Kev McCarthy’s politically hollow;
There is only one person he’ll follow,
And it’s scam-meister Trump!
You won’t ass-kiss that lump?
That’s one “crime” Kev refuses to swallow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney Ouster
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Kevin McCarthy
Friday, May 7th, 2021
Headline: “McConnell says he’s ‘100%’ focused on stopping Biden admin”
Mitch McConnell has one loathsome goal:
It’s to block Joseph Biden; the hole
In his soul’s been exposed,
Mitch’s mind’s long been closed;
V. Obama, he played the same role.
Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Joseph Biden, Mitch McConnell, Obstruction, Obstructionism
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on McConnell v. Biden (Limerick)
Thursday, May 6th, 2021
The state of the GOP’s dire;
It’s led by a guy who’s a liar.
And its members must swallow
Trump’s bullshit and wallow
In muck to survive, or move higher.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP, GOP Lies, Republican Complicity, Republican Cowardice, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The State of the GOP (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 5th, 2021
Do you remember all those claims that Trump would be launching a “social media platform” that would “redefine social media?” Well, it’s been launched … and it doesn’t:
Have you seen Trump’s new “platform?” It’s sad!
“Redefines” social medya? Egad!
A mere blog! That is all
That it is. So banal
And bare-bones – the mere inverse of rad!
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Platform
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Donald Trump’s “Barely-A-Blog”
Monday, May 3rd, 2021
Headline: “Scoop: GOP leaders threaten Cheney ouster”
Will Liz Cheney be ousted from leadership?
That’s a question that media readership
Has been asking these days,
Lured by clickbaiting ways
Used by writers in columns and Tweetership.
Tags: Clickbait, GOP Leaders, Liz Cheney, Liz Cheney Ouster, Media, Media Humor, Republican Leaders, Republican Leadership, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limericks
Posted in GOP Humor, Liz Cheney, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Liz Cheney Clickbait (Limerick)
Saturday, May 1st, 2021
Rudy’s warrants were blocked by Bill Barr.
No surprise! We all knew Barr’d go far
To forestall any threat
To Trump, and abet
Donald’s pals. So for Barr, that’s on par.
Tags: Bill Barr, Justice Dept, Rudy Giuliani, Search Warrants, William Barr
Posted in Bill Barr, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House, William Barr | Comments Off on Rudy’s Search Warrants; Better Late Than Never (Limerick)
Friday, April 30th, 2021
Headline: “Fox News host Tucker Carlson claims making children wear masks is ‘abuse’”
A kid in a mask? That’s “abuse,”
According to Carlson, who’s loose
With his words on the air.
But Tuck doesn’t care:
“Call the cops,” like he says … then vamoose.
Tags: Child Abuse, Cops, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Criminal Law, Fox News, GOP Lies, Lies, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Media Humor, Media Lies, Pandemic, Police Humor, Tucker Carlson
Posted in Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Tucker Carlson Deceit (Limerick)
Thursday, April 29th, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy won’t say if Cheney is ‘good fit’ for his team”
Is Liz a “good fit” for his team?
Rep. McCarthy won’t say, goes the meme.
Their spat’s over Trump,
Who Kev’s frightened to dump;
Liz won’t swim with his swamp of a stream.
Tags: Donald Trump, Elizabeth Cheney, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Liz v. Kevin (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 27th, 2021
OMG! Joe’s about to ban meat!
He’ll decree that you only can eat
Stuff that grows in the ground.
No more beef-beer around!
(Them’s the claims from the wing-nut elite.)
Tags: Beer Humor, Joe Biden, Meat Humor, Rightwing Abuses, Wing-Nuts, Wingnuts
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | Comments Off on The Right Has Lost Its Mind (Limerick)
Monday, April 26th, 2021
Dear Liz Cheney, you’re driving me nuts,
Cuz your actions of late have shown guts
And a semblance of reason;
You’re e’en anti-treason —
Not your typical GOP putz.
Tags: Elizabeth Cheney, Liz Cheney
Posted in GOP Humor, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Liz Cheney
