Archive for the ‘Political Verse’ Category
Saturday, May 1st, 2021
Rudy’s warrants were blocked by Bill Barr.
No surprise! We all knew Barr’d go far
To forestall any threat
To Trump, and abet
Donald’s pals. So for Barr, that’s on par.
Tags: Bill Barr, Justice Dept, Rudy Giuliani, Search Warrants, William Barr
Posted in Bill Barr, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House, William Barr | Comments Off on Rudy’s Search Warrants; Better Late Than Never (Limerick)
Friday, April 30th, 2021
Headline: “Fox News host Tucker Carlson claims making children wear masks is ‘abuse’”
A kid in a mask? That’s “abuse,”
According to Carlson, who’s loose
With his words on the air.
But Tuck doesn’t care:
“Call the cops,” like he says … then vamoose.
Tags: Child Abuse, Cops, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Criminal Law, Fox News, GOP Lies, Lies, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Media Humor, Media Lies, Pandemic, Police Humor, Tucker Carlson
Posted in Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Tucker Carlson Deceit (Limerick)
Thursday, April 29th, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy won’t say if Cheney is ‘good fit’ for his team”
Is Liz a “good fit” for his team?
Rep. McCarthy won’t say, goes the meme.
Their spat’s over Trump,
Who Kev’s frightened to dump;
Liz won’t swim with his swamp of a stream.
Tags: Donald Trump, Elizabeth Cheney, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Liz v. Kevin (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 27th, 2021
OMG! Joe’s about to ban meat!
He’ll decree that you only can eat
Stuff that grows in the ground.
No more beef-beer around!
(Them’s the claims from the wing-nut elite.)
Tags: Beer Humor, Joe Biden, Meat Humor, Rightwing Abuses, Wing-Nuts, Wingnuts
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | Comments Off on The Right Has Lost Its Mind (Limerick)
Monday, April 26th, 2021
Dear Liz Cheney, you’re driving me nuts,
Cuz your actions of late have shown guts
And a semblance of reason;
You’re e’en anti-treason —
Not your typical GOP putz.
Tags: Elizabeth Cheney, Liz Cheney
Posted in GOP Humor, Liz Cheney, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Liz Cheney
Thursday, April 22nd, 2021
Headline: “G.O.P. Bills Target Protesters (and Absolve Motorists Who Hit Them)”
Punish protestors (those who hate Trump)
And it’s fine if cars give ’em a bump.
Drive ’em all out of town.
Even run ’em all down.
That’s the GOP creed on the stump.
Tags: Demonstrations, First Amendment, Free Speech, GOP Hypocrisy, Protesters Limericks, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in Donald Trump, Free Speech, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on For Republicans, Free Speech Is In The Ear Of the Hearer
Wednesday, April 21st, 2021
Censure Waters? That sure takes some nerve!
But Republicans tried it with verve.
Though they’re outraged (they claim)
By her words, they di’n’t blame
Trump for HIS. (They grade Trump on a curve.)
Tags: Censure, Donald Trump, Faux Controversies, Faux Outrage, GOP Hypocrisy, Incitement, Inciting Violence, Language Police, Maxine Waters, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in California Satire, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on GOPers Target Maxine Waters
Monday, April 5th, 2021
Headline: “How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations”
Donald Trump raked in money; a mint
From his fans, who had nary a hint
Of the sums they had given.
To shock they were driven
By boxes (pre-checked) and small print.
Tags: Campaign Donations, Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Political Donations
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Donation Scam (Limerick)
Thursday, April 1st, 2021
Headline: “Matt Gaetz’s disastrous Tucker Carlson interview, explained”
The Republican Rep. Matthew Gaetz
Is accused of some underage dates.
His denials are odd.
(Even Tuck finds them flawed.)
Here’s hoping that prison awaits.
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Tucker Carlson
Posted in Crime, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Gaetz In Dire Straits? (Limerick)
Sunday, March 28th, 2021
GOPers treat gun regs with scorn.
(Hammer sales could be next, they forewarn.)
Tighten background checks? “Whoa!”
Ban assault weapons? “No!”
Yet their “thoughts and pray’rs flow,” as we mourn.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Assault Weapons Ban, Crocodile Tears, Gun Control, Guns, Mass Shooting, NRA, Obstructionism, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Senators, Weapons Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Republicans Still Gung-Ho About Guns (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 24th, 2021
An assault weapons ban from the Sen?
Some Republican women and men
Should support such a bill.
But obstruct it they will,
As they’ve done yet again and again.
Tags: Assault Weapons, Assault Weapons Ban, Guns, Obstructionism, Republican Senators, Weapons Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire | Comments Off on An Assault Weapons Ban? If Only… (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2021
The basis for Sidney Powell’s defense in the Dominion defamation case is that her claims about Dominion were too wacko to be believed by reasonable people.
Sidney Powell’s defense to the suit
For defaming Dominion’s a hoot:
Since her claims re Dominion
Were dubious opinion,
The judge has to boot the dispute.
Tags: Defamation, Dominion, Dominion Voting Systems, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Libel, Litigation Humor, Sidney Powell, Slander, Voting Fraud, Voting Technology
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Sidney Powell’s Risible Defense (Limerick)
Sunday, March 21st, 2021
Mar-a-Lago is partially closed,
Due to Covid. No shock: Trump’s opposed
To the wearing of masks;
In rebellion, he basks.
The result? His club’s rep has been hosed.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Outbreak, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Florida, Health Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, Florida, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Malaise At Mar-a-Lago? (Limerick)
Saturday, March 20th, 2021
The threats from McConnell are worth
Very little, excepting some mirth.
He’ll tie up the work
Of the Senate? That jerk
Has blocked bills from the birth of the earth.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell, Republican Senate
Posted in Charles Schumer, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Scorning Mitch’s “Scorched-Earth” Threats (Limerick)
Thursday, March 18th, 2021
You’re of Asian descent? Then watch out!
There’s a bullseye on you, without doubt,
Placed by Trump and his cronies —
Those bigots and phonies.
All it took was a “Kung Flu” Trump shout.
Tags: Asian-Americans, Bullies Humor, Bullying, China Virus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Kung-Flu
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Bullies’ Bullseye On Asian-Americans (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 10th, 2021
Headline: “Wicker Already Seeks Credit for Bill He Voted Against”
Dear Sen. Wicker, your vote was a “Nay”
On the Covid Relief Plan today.
So no credit to you
Is plausibly due,
And your bragging’s a two-faced display.
Tags: Biden Covid Relief, Budget Reconciliation, Covid Relief, Epidemic, Mississippi, Pandemic, Roger Wicker, Senator Wicker
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dickish Sen. Wicker
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
“Republicans are sounding the alarm that his attempts to meddle in primaries could hurt the party’s efforts to win back the majority”
GOPers are worried and fretting;
They’re afraid that Trump’s meddling’s abetting
The Dems in the House.
For they bet on a louse,
Whose candidate picks have them sweating.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Primary Challenges
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Meddling “Former Guy” (Limerick)
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
Headline: “Biden calls states’ relaxing virus restrictions, including mask mandates, ‘Neanderthal thinking’”
Relaxing state Covid restrictions
Conflicts with the science predictions.
It’s “Neanderthal thinking,”
Says Biden, not shrinking
From words that condemn derelictions.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Epidemic, Joe Biden, Mask Mandates, Mask Restrictions, Mississippi, Neanderthal thinking, Pandemic, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Neanderthal Limerick
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
My latest limerick was inspired by a recent Mike Pence op-ed in The Daily Signal. Here’s how he begins: “After an election marked by significant voting irregularities and numerous instances of officials setting aside state election law, I share the concerns of millions of Americans about the integrity of the 2020 election.”
Dear Mike Pence, I am forced to surmise
That you haven’t stopped backing Trump’s lies.
He endangered your life!
Yet your statements are rife
With Trump myths. That’s bizarre and unwise.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, January 6, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What Will It Take For Pence To Stop Repeating Trump’s Lies? (Limerick)
Monday, March 1st, 2021
Is Donald a boor, or a bore?
How ’bout both? Yes, forget either/or,
For at CPAC his game
Was old lies, hate, and blame.
Don’t need more of the same toxic snore!
Tags: "The Former Guy", CPAC, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Enough With “The Former Guy!” (Limerick)
